How are u like the penguins?

If we really think about it, each of us probably has something in common with each of the penguins. Maybe you’re good at science, like Kowalski. Perhaps u enjoy telling others what to do, like Skipper. What I’d like to know is: “How are u like the penguins?”

Please answer how u are like each pinguïn door copying and pasting the below template. Substitute the “X” for why u are like that penguin.

I’m like Skipper because X

I’m like Kowalski because X

I’m like Rico because X

I’m like Private because X

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As for me, here’s how I compare:

I’m like Skipper because we both have a strong focus on results and getting things done. I think that we both may also be perfectionists. Also, though I have never served in the military, I certainly respect its vital role.

I’m like Kowalski because we both use big words sometimes. I don’t have as much scientific knowledge as he does, but I have a feeling that we both have a good understanding of law and government (Kowalski did refer to the “Finders-Keepers Treaty of 1859,” after all).

I’m like Rico because I like to think there’s some mystery to me. Also, though I have never detonated a stick of dynamite, I did witness the live implosion of a building before, which I’m sure Rico would have enjoyed. (Specifically, this building was the New Haven Coliseum in New Haven, Connecticut in 2007.)

I’m like Private because I like to think that I can add rational thinking to irrational situations. In other words, I’m much less paranoid than Skipper.