Enjoy! :D


What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life of death matter!
I was in a deep sleep pinda dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....

Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope u enjoy it! :D

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Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, of thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a brood box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...

I sighed and did a facepalm. My least favoriete subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought u were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked. 
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, of flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As u all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried. 
Michelle blushed....

The stage was all set, and all the people who were involved in the play were getting ready, Phil even had costumes for them all.

Phil: alright....the play will begin in a few minutes, make sure your ready, and I hope u remember your lines!

Everyone was getting thier costumes on as Phil was saying this, Michelle was all ready for the play, so she sat and watched Rico get ready.

Rainshadow: "whispers" hallo Michelle....go talk to Rico...I know u like him.

Michelle then jumped, how did rainshadow know she thought?

Michelle: what?!

Rainshadow: just go. Just start any conversation, oh look he needs...

     Fallout Chapter 2: Following in his Footsteps

Private stepped outside and was greeted door the bright sun. He’s never seen a light so bright before due to the fact he’s lived inside an underground gewelf, kluis all his life. His eyes were able to adjust to the bright sunlight, and as soon as he did he saw the outside world. Wasteland, everything around him was destroyed. Roads, nearby houses, the landscape, everything. Private followed the road, thinking it would lead him to where his father is. As he’s waddling, he can’t help but to look at all the destruction around...

My story begins here: inside a crate, in the back of a van, on the very busy roads of Manhattan. Uncle Nigel told me it was time I moved on, and I could only presume the scribbles on this letter he had gegeven me zei I was going to community college. But alas, no matter how overwhelming this change felt, it was too late now to turn back; the Central Park Zoo was expecting me. It was time to say goodbye to Texas.

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The zookeeper left me alone, atop an icy platform surround door water: the pinguïn habitat.

My tummy growls in hunger very loudly, and I'm sure glad nobody is around to hear...

Private: Do u have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do u have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will u take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to love and to nourish, til death do u part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will u take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to love and to nourish til death do u part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: u may kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are u doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

Day 6

(Eve’s POV)

I had Skipper called up again. I need some layout. I gestured for him to go into an examination room when Briana and Daniel caught my eye. They were looking at me giggling. I rolled my eyes and went into the examination room, shutting the door behind me.

“Alright Skipper. Anything I can use?”

“Well…The fence around the courtyard is about 30 feet high topped with thick coiled barbed wire. From the middle of the courtyard u can see a watch tower approximately 100 yards away from the fence at the northeast, east, southeast, and southwest directions. The hallway from the...

And u thought I gave up on this story.
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RICO

Once Rico had found his way onto the boat, he knew he had to hide from the human. He remembered his mother's advice, "When hiding from predators do something they can't do."
Since humans can seem to do anything, this seemed impossible. But, Rico had come this far, he wasn't turning back. He thought really hard, then he remembered, humans can't fly! 
Penguins couldn't fly, either. Was there even a chance? Rico thought of meer of his mothers advice, "Humans see the world less detailed, so hide in complicated...

A normal dag at the CPZ, the penguins are going through their normal morning routine when the Alice alarm goes off suddenly. They all run up topside to see her carrying a large crate.

To the man on the walkie-talkie she says, “Yeah we’re hoping that this female will mate with one of the males.” Alice put the krat down and walked away.

From inside the crate, they all heard a mumble, “Mate my ass. What am I, a prostitute?” It was a pretty female voice.

Skipper examined the krat and said, “Kowalski, options.” Kowalski flipped through his notebook and looked over his options he planned...

Written by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Alice: Ugh, this krat smells like fish! Disgusting!
Alice hauls a transfer from the Bronx Zoo, mumbling about penguins on the way to the habitat. Rico, Skipper, and Private stand outside in formation.
Private: Ooh! I wonder who's inside the crate!
Skipper: Of course it's a penguin, Private! Why would Alice be putting the transfer in our habitat?
Private: Oh. Maybe a new recruit?
Rico: FRESH MEAT! >:D
Dropping the box lazily besides Private, Alice leaves the transfer. Kowalski pops out from HQ, curious from all the ruckus he heard.
Kowalski:...

We see the penguins doing whatever they usually do in their room when Julien comes in)
Julien: Hi silly penguins. Why is there a big present in my kingdom, but u have 3 presents up there?
Private: What?
Skipper: Let's take a look.
(They go up and look)
Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.
Kowalski: We have 3 transfers from the Hoboken zoo and I will bet my left flipper thats the one in the lemur habitat is too.
Private: I wonder if they are girls.
Skipper: That is highly unlikely.
(The penguins inside break down a side of their crates)
Tiggie: Girls! We're here!
Princess: Neat. I wonder if there willl be unicorns...

I had this idea...it festered, it made characters, it implanted itself into my subconscience, and now, I bring it to you.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue reds and browns and yellows began to commandeer the green of the leaves, yet summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon; heat.
Too much heat, in fact, than even the madagascar and Africa faring penguins could take. Standin on thier "iceburg" they waved to the few visitors, exhausted. Even taking a dip in the pool wasn't helping, the cooling units had broken in the heat, and all the "cool" had...

I can still remember the first time I saw her. The penguins had introduced us and I knew that when I layed my eyes on her that I loved her. We had been good vrienden for awhile, and she had even let me stay with her in her habitat so I wouldn't get caught door Officer X. I loved her, and I decided to let her know it. Every weekend, us animals had fireworks to let go because the humans werent coming in. I had borrowed some 'special' ones from Rico and him and the other penguins were going to let it go last. "Hey Max! I love Sundays, don't you?" Marlene asked me. "Yea, I love all of the sparks."...

I had SOO much fun writing this chapter! I hope u have just as much fun reading it! commentaar please!!!!

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"Ugh," Kowalski instictively stretched out, before realizing he was no longer in a crate. He lay on a cold powdery substance. Snow? Kowalski put some in his mouth, then spit it out. It was Fake.

Standing up, he brushed of the flakes and looked around.
There was fake ice and snow covering the landscape,
with stone slabs set out in an area of salt water. If the snow wasn't real then...was this a habitat? Kowalski searched the perimeter for his mate,...

Author's note: yes, i realize this story may be far-fetched, but this was one of my best ideas at the time, and i'm happy with the way it turned out despite my having no knowledge of how the actual voice actors act in real life, nor how they'd behave in a situation like this. This is my version of them, and my take on the show. I'm just here to tell my stories and do my own thing. if u don't like it, shaddap and don't say nuthin'. but if u like it, door all means, comment! I hope u enjoy this!

-Adam (AKA @NumismatistNut on twitter)



Tom McGrath's Point of view (Skipper's voice actor, in case...

Julien sat there on the ground screaming and crying....staring at Maurice's lifeless corpse...he was all alone...he didn't know what to do...the loud cracks is all he heard besides his screaming...why he thought...why did Maurice kill himself!!

Suddenly...a vos, fox with glasses came in the bathroom...she was wearing glasses as it seemed...and she had these vis eyes that startled julien when he saw her...

Julien:w-what do u want?!

???: your friend is dead it seems...

Julien:a-are u trapped in this school like me...?

???: yes...but I'm already dead...I died a while ago...

Julien:?!

???:my names naho...and...

All four of the penguins looked worried and frightened....who was he gonna use it on?...jimmy looked at all four of them with great observance....he started to walk closer to all four of them...which one was he gonna use it on!!

Skipper:STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM US!!

Jimmy grinned and proceeded to walk towards skipper...

He leaned in and had the needle ready to use...

Kowlaksi:NO!! SKIPPER SHUT UP!!!

Jimmy got near his face...

Jimmy:I wouldn't want to kill u off now...no..I save the best for last...heheh..

Jimmy then stood up away from skipper...and walked over to kowalski...

Kowlaski:no...no...STAY...

Skipper and the others were getting weaker and weaker door the minute, they knew if they even stopped for one minute, they wouldn't verplaats on, it felt like they've been in there for weeks, they were all starving, and thirsty, skipper wanted to ask private why he smelled like pee, but he felt as if private was trying to hide the smell, he didn't want to talk about it.

Rico: ugh! Well never find her body!

Marlene: don't give up! We're so close! She's got to be around here somewhere...

Julien: maybe we should just give up....well never get out of here...

Skipper turned around and grabbed julien

Skipper:...

i was standing there, volgende to ricos corpse, tears coming down my cheeks, knowing that ill never see him again, never see hm smile, of do anything with me anymore, and i couldnt get here in time to save him, kowalksi and private were sitting volgende to his body, crying out loud. i snapped, and started running towards blowhole.

skipper:ILL KILL YOU!!!!

he dodged my attack and ran straight to the door, along with his minion, and locked us in so we couldnt get out.

skipper:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR u COWARD!! WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

i was banging on that door as hard as i could, hoping to get...