I Wanna Control u - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't u listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed door ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make u mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope u shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if u spot anything u know is a mistake.
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't u listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed door ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make u mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope u shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if u spot anything u know is a mistake.
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a gitaar and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a strand sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did u abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,
If only she would love me.
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