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'Well what are u gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the food what do u expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' zei Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If u can kindly follow me,' zei Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large tafel, tabel filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the tafel, tabel and threw each other out of the way to eat. 'NO!!! NEÍN!! QUÉ NO!!!' yelled Richard, 'We don't rudely get here to eat the food like.............animals...' Skipper then gave a big slap to both Rico and Kowalski. 'I'm sorry about their behaviour your majesty, please forgive me,' zei Skipper, kneeling at Richard's feet. 'Okay, but please don't grabbel in fear at my prescence, it makes u all look pathetic,' zei Richard, helping Skipper up onto a chair. Private leaned over and whispered to Skipper. 'I don't like this fellow very much, he's ungrateful, and fierce,' whispered Private.
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'Don't worry too much, as long as we don't piss him off okay?' suggested Skipper. He looked over and saw a female pinguïn head to Richard and whisper. Skipper then got in his flirty mood. 'Helloooo.... Who's this Richard?' asked Skipper. 'That's my wife Kat,' zei Richard. Then Skipper felt guilty and stopped smiling, he blushed. 'My mistake sir,' zei Skipper. Kat giggled at Richard, but she frowned at Skipper. 'Uh, Skipper, u should ask if the girl is dating of married before u ask her out,' zei Kowalski, sitting in a seat. Julien also noticed Kat but ignored her because she was a pinguïn also. Richard then made a gesture to a servant. 'Alright filthy mammals, u can go to the spa now to get cleaned up, follow Lily please,' zei Richard. Lily frowned at Marlene and headed to another room, not to be seen ever again until later. Private then grabbed a cup of thee from the table. 'I mean, let's just have jokes now, like, ooh!! The British are so stupid, they try to claim all this land just to lose it, what a waste ain't it?' asked Richard, then Private tried his best not to crush his teacup. 'Or maybe u sir, u look so, old school in that uniform,' zei Julien. Skipper tried to make Julien shut up but he continued. 'And u have the most stupid look on your face when you're mad at someone,' continued Julien. 'Go on, tell me how stupid the richest being in the world is,' growled Richard. 'And your wife is really retarded too,' zei Julien.
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Richard then held Kat back when she tried to shoot at Julien with her gun, after several attempts, she gave up and cried. 'Calm down love, u can't kill a guest, even though he of she is a total assclown, and Julien, u don't talk to a man's wife like that, u can go to the spa like your other friends, of have a swordfight with me later!!' yelled Richard, holding Kat closely and stroking her head. 'Look what u did Julien!! Now u angered the leader of our birthcountry!! That wasn't funny!!' yelled Private. Guards soon grabbed Julien, and threw him into the spa room. Lily came back and sat volgende to Skipper, smiling. 'Missed me Skippy?' asked Lily. 'Yeah, I kinda did, and we're all fine right now,' zei Skipper. Rico then barfed up a radio with love muziek and Skipper blushed. 'You wanna grab a dance Skippy?' asked Lily, holding Skipper's flippers. He nodded and danced with Lily. 'Ahhh, the youngest of loves, warms me up a lot really,' zei Richard, smiling and rocking back and forth on his chair. 'Does it warm u up enough to forgive Julien of accept the mammals?' asked Kowalski. 'Not really, I'm still gonna kill Julien for insulting me and my wife,' stated Richard. 'What's happening at the spa anyways Richard?' asked Private. 'They're having a good time I bet,' zei Richard.
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Marlene had sat in the bathtub, relaxing her muscles for hours. She only found one thing odd, first of all, she noticed she had already eaten 5 plates of food gegeven to her, secondly, the members at the spa were always quick with their actions. 'This is kinda suspicious, how come I've been here for too long? It's freaking me out!!' yelled Marlene. She then sank her head in the water and tried to look for an exit, she found only one door, but it was tightly locked, so she gave up and decided to sink into the water until she felt better. 'What the heck's gonna happen to me if I stay any longer?!' yelled Marlene, then she passed out in fear. Julien fared better, since he had no suspicion at all, he relaxed like there was no dag tomorow, as did Mort and Maurice. 'This is relaxing right your highness?' asked Maurice. 'Of course it is silly, the staff is so quick with everything they do here,' zei Julien. They all sighed in relaxation, except Mort, who dropped a shampoo bottle in the bathtub, and on his head. 'Ouchies!!' yelled Mort in irritation.
Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step door step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their home pagina had lost all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.




Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little pinguïn shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...
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posted by JediPenguin16
This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and vis rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper zei as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...
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posted by InternetGirl123
Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My muziek box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do u mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...
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posted by karenkook
Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do u mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. u don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...
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posted by NYCPenguins
 Kowalski...
Kowalski...
Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have u ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of zei of Done.
And everyday I see u on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now u know I’m gonna be...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked door the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...
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The penguins were spying savio, who was in the zoo since some days, he zei he wasnt evil, but Skipper's paranoia thought a different thing, that dag he had passed all his time sleeping, because the last night he spent it trying to make his habitat nice for the new snake that was coming from California, she had passed a lot of kilometers and was on a box so he decided to make a confortable place for her.

Savio made the place look beautiful, it was shiny, clean and he also changed his bed to give it to her, he had passed some time in the wild so he could sleep in branches, he was sleeping when...
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I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a lijst of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses volgende to each translated title, as it appeared on a German televisie website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...
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They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," zei Kowalski. "State the locations please," zei Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, of in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," zei Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, of blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...
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Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed door Kowalski. After a few minuten of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right u are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...
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posted by skipperfan5431
I have been going around this spot and have noticed something that everyone seems to agree with. Practically everybody is upset with the OC on here. I have written this artikel to sincearly apologize. I am one of the BIGGEST OC drawers I know, and Im sorry if I have made too many contributions. I don't want to go on the other spot because there are barely any people there, so I have decided to just stop drawing and posting POM fan art. I really don't wanna ruin this spot anymore than I already have.
Thanks for your time.
~Lilly/Skipperfan5431~
posted by Colonelpenguin
For this one the characters will be me,Lilly,kowalski,Scarlet,Rico,Private,King Julian, Jeremy,And Skipper.



A dag Before Easter....
A dag before Easter everyone was so happy about Easter. We where so happy we throw a celebration and an Easter egg hunt.
Me:Okay who every finds this egg first will receive a life time supple of chocolate.
Kowalski:Will u know who is going to win because he has a brain and the others don't!
Jeremy:I have a brain!
EveryBody:No u don't!
Jeremy:fine!
Skipper:I'm the best seeker there is!
Private:oh pish posh!
Rico:I'm going to win this thing Baby!
Kowalski:Your not gonna...
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Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything u hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess u guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even meer curious if the sound file was just really a prank of an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...
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(this is the penguins singing a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A piano starts off then is over shadowed door loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world u see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but u bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...
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Oh,Spongebob,why did u take the blimp,
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.

u bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.

My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.

Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.

Have u heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.

Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.

The rest will be quite a blur,
no meer u will be a cure.

"Cause have u heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."

Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.

Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.
People saw the titel card for The otter Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
You may ask, "Have u seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In...
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posted by LifelessPenguin
We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. u might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of random things he got from his habitat. He zei it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting seconde place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, of third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...
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I wrote this a couple months geleden and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST dag OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE seconde dag OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
2 antitankgeweer, bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD dag OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 antitankgeweer, bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 antitankgeweer, bazooka BLASTERS...
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posted by 67Dodge
Marlene remembered when and where to go. 6:30pm at Private's mother's house. Marlene was waiting in her zitplaats, stoel at the house, she waited for Private to come downstairs and talk. She looked around, the keuken-, keuken looked old, judging that the house was built in post-world war 2 periods, the tafel, tabel was square, but with a beautiful chandelier hovering above, and the chairs were soft and cushoned. 'What's taking him so long?' Marlene had asked herself. Before she decided to give up and walk away, she heard arguing upstairs, it was Private, arguing with his mother, again. 'I can't let my sweet baby boy...
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