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Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs raket launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might tell Skipper.

Rico: Fine!

Have:Hey Kowalski.

Kowalski:Where did u come from?

Have:........Heaven.

Kowalski:Oh, Kay. anyway I have the final results about what's happening to you, I think we should but it between the group.

Have:Cool.

Kowalski:We should gather everyone.

Have:I'll do it.

Kowalski:Okay.

(Have gathers everyone)

Private:Where's Rico?

Have:Oh, I'll get him.

Rico:Where were you?!

Have:I had to get Skipper and Private!

Rico:GRRRRRRRRR!

Have: I'm sorry okay. Kowalski told me to get everyone because he gonna tell everyone what I've become.

Rico: *sigh*

Kowalski:Now prepare yourself for what I'm going to tell y--

Skipper:Get on with it already!

Kowalski:Have is a shape shifter yah happy!

(Everyone's stares at Kowalski)
Kowalski:Sorry.

Have: Wow I'm a shape shifter. Do u think this is a happy ending?
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End of Story
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Have:And that's why I'm a box.

Skipper:Okay, that did NOT happen.

Have:Why do u think I'm a box?

Skipper:That's another story.
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The True Ending.
Private: Not that this taco doesn't look good, but that chunky gehaktbal of hot sauce and soggy taco shell is kind of ruining my appetite.
Kowalski: u zei it. That is rather repulsive and nauseating. (gags with disgust)
Suddenly the taco jolts and flops out of the tray, leaving a soggy puddle on the once-clean table.
Private: AH! The taco moved. Did u see that? Skipper's taco flopped onto the table!
Kowalski: That is proposterous. Tacos aren't alive, and they don't walk.
Private: It moved!
Rico hacks up a crowbar.
Private: I don't need to be put out of my misery. I am telling you. It's alive....
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added by 27Kowalski
Source: "Antics on Ice"
added by anmthu34
added by Private1sCut3
Source: Showdown on Fairway 18
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Night and Dazed
added by CedarPointPOM
Source: Madagascar 3, me
added by skipperahmad
I love The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only vragen I ever ask are:
Why don't meer people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? of the 5th of May?
This toon is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The meer I watch this show, the meer I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope u all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
posted by thecrazygeinus
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A fan of The

Penguins of Madagascar
, usually to the point

of being noticable door others. Fanguins can be

identified door penguins themed attire, DVDs,

Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling

off quotes from the televisie toon at various

times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable door a

love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are

highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while

others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden

obsession.

There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls

•Skipper’s Crew

•Private’s Adorers

•Rico’s Renegades

•Marlene’s Mammals

•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions

•*Skilene’s fans and Foes

•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories

*:See seperate entry
added by SJF_Penguin2
Source: Twitter: @JoesPizzaKC
Love 01.19.15

There is a price to pay when it comes to “love.”

If anyone knows that, it’s me. No one truly knows how hard my job is. They think I make it look so easy. That’s because I have to bury my emotions to make the hard decisions. I have to feel nothing. I can’t cry, I can’t feel pain, and I most definitely can not let my anger alter my judgement.

Today, I lost two good soldiers. Manfredi and Johnson, my brothers in arms. And I hold myself accountable.

What many people don’t realize is that war is a duty. The only real choice is whether u accept it, and what u fight for....
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They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his hart-, hart was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller door the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are u all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when Dexter had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, Dexter laughed...
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added by Dr6112002
Source: The Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2
added by Dr6112002
Source: Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2
added by chaos-ice
Source: POM episode (i forgot what episode this is from :P)
added by Cowtails
added by Kaiume
Source: ME :3 S2E12
"I have not any new information. At the moment they are simply doing training. The club is doing well. I think one of the members is almost on our side," I said.
"Okay then. Good work. Keep a close eye on them. Especially that Annabella and Ivy. I don't trust any of them neither should you," Dr. Blowhole said.
"Okay, this is agent Scar, signing out."
I shut down my Spycon and headed to my elevator. Great, my daily reports were done, and it was only noon. I still had time to hand out the remaining invitations! 
The doors opened and I stepped up and out. I took a short climb up the volcano. I scanned...
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"Psst! Skipper! Get up," whispered Sky into his ear-hole whilst shaking him. After a few seconds, Skipper opened his eyes groggily and sat up to look at her. "Why the duce did u wake me up SO early?" he asked, slipping out of bed. Sky grinned sheepishly, pulled out the back up calendar and pointed to the date. 'March 31st - April 7th, Prank Week' thought Skipper flatly. "Alright, I'm up. So what's the pranking agenda of the day?" quieried Skipper as he raised a nonexistent eyebrow.
"Ohhhhhh Skippy, THINK FAST!" shouted Emily, appearing in front of them with a rope wrapped around her webbed...
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The Sky was dark and it was looked a little red; bloody. As if it knew what had happened. They looked around, the city looked dark and evil, streets were deserted and it looked as if the city was abandoned.
“We need some support” Skipper said.
“We have this” Johnson zei and gave them a shortwave transmitter.
“It doesn’t work here but we can try” Katherine took it “Can someone hear us? We need a help”
No answer.
“Send us a helicopter of information about Blowhole of anything” Skipper said.
“That doesn’t work. We have to separate”
“We’re only four. How can we surround...
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