Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowalski and Blowhole duet

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posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do u mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. u don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole: It's a melodious sort of trouble.
Kowalski: Like broadway, but involuntary.
Blowhole: Don't need a rhyming dictionary.
Kowalski: And if u are out of key,
Blowhole: The last thing u will see,
Kowalski. Is this mutant talent judge,
Blowhole: Who evidently holds a grudge.

Kowalski and Blowhole: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. u don't have a choice. So to raise your pretty voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Blowhole: Now listen to me, peng-you-in.
Kowalski: I'm all ear holes dolph-uhh-in.
Blowhole: We have to think fast.
Kowalski: Before the sonic blast.
*sonic blast, then cuts to Blowhole's song*

mostar1219, peacebaby7 and 15 others like this

ImAnEasel I loved this song! :D

CuteCuddly "Now listen to me, pen-gyu-in." "I'm all ear-holes. dolph-UH-in." LOL, favourite bit. Does anyone, besides me, randomly sing the songs from Blowhole Strikes Back?

hotsnowsels ^Haha, I sing them all the time too. XD

LeonardFan OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!

peacebaby7 LOL! I loved this! It's like my favorite episode! I give it a 10! No! 100! NO! 1000! Aw, heck I give it an infinity! If you know any number bigger than infinity have your people call my people, LOL!

werockz I love this song. Makes me laugh sometimes...

peacebaby7 ^Makes me laugh all the time XD

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

Mumble, Otulissa, Skipper, and 25 guardians flew into emperorland. “Mumble!” “Ma! What the heck has been going on!?” “It’s been awful! The skuas have been attacking us, saying that if we don’t kom bij something call the Tytonic Union of the Pure Ones, they would destroy us. Your father stood up to them, but…” “But what?” “They kidnapped him!” “Don’t worry. We will find him!”
Elsewhere in emperorland, Memphis was being interrogated door the Striga. “Now, tell me, where is your son!?” “I told you, I don’t know! He was...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 8

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

Battle across Four Dementions Prologue

posted by Penguinator

Prologue

It is a beautiful afternoon in Paris, where the master thief Sly Cooper, was making his way to steal the Yellow Diamond of China. Someone, however, had other plans for the Master thief and his gang. “Help, he’s attacking, he’s attack…” The binocucom then cut off, making Bentley and Murray fear the worst. “Murray, we have to save Sly! He is…” Bentley then collapses on the floor. “Okay, good luck getting the Murr…” Murray then collapsed on the floor. Carmelita, who didn’t even know about the attack on Sly, Bentley, and Murray, then came into the hideout. “Hey,...

Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: hallo you!
Me: Oh no, not u again.
Officer X: u know, u and your pinguïn vrienden still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished u off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, u fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on u like sweet and zuur, zure sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

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Okarah's Secret: Prologue

posted by RockOnPenguin

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

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Mother door Accident chapter 3:the new rules

posted by andresandru

Arlene pulled Marlene back to her habitat, and saw Private and Mandy kissing there. These two noticed her presence and blushed as they left their kiss.

"Private" Arlene started "would u be nice and leave?" Mandy changed her blushing to an annoied look.

"hmmm, o-ok. bye Mandy" Private left, not whithout another kiss in the cheeck of his lover. He slipped away, and Arlene crushed the newly-made wood door behind her.

"you two are going to know the new rules, and follow them, ok?" Arlene was making a verry serious tone in her voice, Mandy giggled as he asked a verry obvious question.

"why?"

"cause...

Shipwrecked chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the volgende mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking meer water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the mes then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny mes (starts stabbing the mes on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Shipwrecked chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the volgende mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the boot is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the boot into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no food no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

Survival chapter 7

posted by kivamarie

the volgende mourning

Me: (wakes up) mourning skipper.

Skipper: mourning Kiva.

Me: so how's Jeff doing?

Skipper: well Jeff is growing I think u should free him into the wild.

Me: gee okay.

so me and skipper headed outside of the rainforest to free Jeff into the wild. after me and skipper free Jeff into the wild me and skipper headed deeper and deeper into the hart-, hart of the rainforest.

Me: gosh this must be the hart-, hart of the rainforest. well time to head back to the cave.

Skipper: um Kiva I think were lost so it will be difficult to head back to the cave of we will end up separated it's best we stick together...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a muis I look like minnie muis but different. I wear a roze bow a roze dress and roze shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) hallo where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the volgende thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 6

posted by mostar1219

In DreamTropolis
Tom Tucker: Well, it seems the Masked Power Racer is in front and he seems to have Team pinguïn in the car.
P: Are u sure u don't mind sharing your titel with us?
Power Racer: What matters is that u guys are alright. (the car crosses the finish line)
Kent Brochman: THE MASKED POWER RACER AND TEAM pinguïn WIN!!! (everyone gets out of their cars)
K: Thanks for helping us during the race.
S: But, still, why did u help us?
Power Racer: Well, guys. This might be shocking.
Tom Tucker: It seems like the Masked Power Racer is about to take off his mask. (the Power Racer slowly takes...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, u should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski zei lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper zei "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...

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The Slenderman chp. 1

posted by stlouisfan

A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and meer private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me meer than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a frozen Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every pinguïn except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do u mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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Sahara Desert screams/ valentine *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the gras was go green u would say it was plastic, palm trees and fruit trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed door a beautiful waterfall. If u could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the vis swimming in the crystal water. "No, because u don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....

The Little Door Part 3

posted by Saracuda

It was dark when the team returned from a mission. They were exhausted though Skipper tried to hide it. In spite of himself he realized he was swaying on his feet. Private let loose a wide yawn and Kowalski kept falling alseep standing up AND walking at the same time. Rico snored every so often, his head hanging on his shoulder like a pillow.
The penguins half climbed, half fell down the ladder and collapsed onto their bunks. But their sweet imediate dreams were short-lived. Suddenly the alarm blared and four groggy penguins hobbled into a weak defensive position.
A cloaked figure of a four-legged...

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The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here door now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet home pagina in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small pinguïn had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 2

posted by mostar1219

In the Family Guy universe
Peter: I got the fuel we need. (pulls out some cans of beer)
Cleveland: Quick question, is the bier for the fuel of for you?
Peter: For the fuel, Cleveland. (runs over a skeleton on a motorcycle) Sorry, Ghost Rider!
P: We're seem to be making meer progress than Johnny Test and Robot Chicken.
K: Seems like Susan is making something to keep everything Johnny can hear censored.
S: u can tell from the rearview mirror?
K: Well, yea, and I have a feeling that some foul language is gonna come along. (the Masked Power Racer's car comes door the penguins' car and the window is down)...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 4

posted by SkippX101

"Man, i am BEAT!", zei M/arlene walking back to her habitat. She was still a little confused about the happings of today."I cant be falling in love with Skipper... i just can't!...Must have been the sun, i mean if i hadnt noticed he had blue eyes before...NAH!!", as she has finished reussuring herself, she heard a rustle inside the bushes. Suddenly a sok was put over her mouth, as she fainted, a sack was put over her head.

"Well Skipper... Looks like tomorrow is all ready, we are a go in 200 hours...Skipper?" zei Kowalski looking over his notepad at his commando. Who was lost in his own world....

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Held Captive Before Christmas Part 1/4

posted by egel_0507

hallo guys! Merry Christmas! This is my first fanfic, and I’m a bit too late, I know. Haha, anyway, here it is. Hope u like it! ^^

The animals are shown to be merrily preparing for one of the most-awaited events of the year: Christmas.

A decorated periscope is seen surveying the whole zoo. Marlene’s putting up a Christmas sock, the chimps making some sort of statue out of cans, and Julien and his servants were dancing to the beat that’s loud as ever. Every animal in the zoo appear to have put up Christmas socks in their habitats. Kowalski pushes away the periscope and goes to where his...