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posted by mostar1219
The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid u guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: u wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast is clear.
K: She doesn't seem to suspect a thing.
At the school; backstage
Me: (talking to myself) Alright, wig in place, check. Make up for the lights, check.
K: (from behind me) Complete confidence?
Me: Check. What? (looking behind me)
K: What's up, Monique?
S: Just to let u know, this was Kowalski's idea.
Me: I didn't think u guys would make it.
K: Well, I took a little peek into the future, let the others know ahead of time, and came up with this idea to see u perform.
Mastique: Jessica, David and I made it here, too.
Me: Okay, but why is Mort here? (pointing behind Jessica)
Jessica: Oh, my dad thought it would be a good idea to keep Mort from annoying him.
Mort: (struggling with container) Woah, this is heavy and smells like a boot.
S: That's number 12!!
K: I thought we got rid of that! (Mort accidentally throws the formula and it gets into my mouth)
Me: I don't feel so good.
K: Just take it easy, Monique.
Me: I need to find the restroom! (runs off)
In the restroom
Me: (after vomitting 27 times) Eww, I'm a mess. Better clean up and change before I go on.
Backstage 1 uur later
Jessica: Alright, I set up the cage back home pagina and made a stuffed animal version of my dad's feet. I still don't get this obsession problem.
Mastique: I'll do the spell. Transportus Mortus lemur Habitatus. (Mort disappears)
Me: (walking back. I end up looking skinny while wearing dark clothing with spiked boots and my hair completely down) Sorry it took so long. I couldn't find anything else at this size.
K: Woah! u look completely different.
David: It seems hard to believe that you're you.
Announcer: And now, Angela Bult!
Me: Well, I better get going. I'll be singing a few familiar songs. (on stage, I aing "Reflection", "Graveyard 8", and "What About Now".)
The volgende day
Maurice: Wait, isn't that Monique?
Julien: What? No, that can't be, she looks like she's been skinnified of something.
Mort: I know what happened.
Julien: Shut up, annoying one and stay in that cage!
In the HQ
K: Alright, now to scan u with the Laser Disguise straal, ray and this look will be saved as a disguise.
S: (mumbles) Obviously.
K: Now, stand still. (Kowalski scans me with his invention) Alright, u can return to normal with your spell now.
Me: Though there was lack of recognition in store, I'd like to be how I was before. (I return to normal size)
K: Perfect.
Me: I don't want to end up like Sherman Klump and Buddy Love.
K: Then, I guess there's one meer thing that u need to do.
Me: Confess about who I really am?
K: Exactly.
At the school
Me: (as Angela Bult) Everyone, listen. I know I looked different now than I looked last night.
Random Kid: u sure do look different.
Me: Yea, so before I get a little out of control with my appearance change, I just want to say...(looking unsure at Kowalski, who is backstage)
K: (whisper) Don't feel bad about this.
Me:...I'm not just Angela Bult. (takes off the wig and everyone gasps) I'm a recently fellow New Yorker named Monique Peterson. (note: Peterson is a disguise last name for the name "Monique Penguin")
Same kid from "Field Tripped": I've seen u at the zoo a lot!
Me: Never mind that. The point is, Angela Bult was just a double identity creation. I'm sorry if I disappoint. (long silence)
Random female student: She's still the incredible female singer. Let's hear it for Monique Peterson! (everyone cheers)
Me: (whispering) What just happened?
K: (whispering back) u stood up for yourself and revealed something big. Their not only cheering for your success in the past, but their cheering for your courage.
Back at the zoo
K: Well, that's one less tragedy to worry about.
Me: Yea, now we need to figure out how to keep Jessica from being sucked into Julien's stupidity.
K: Oh don't worry. In that case, we may be young for grandparenting, but we've got a few tricks up the sleeve.
Me: Way ahead of you. I mentally replaced Julien's stupidity, minus the dancing, with some insanity.
K: Who's insanity?
Me: I don't know how but mine's and someone elses.
Jessica: Who wants to battle chainsaws? (vomits a chainsaw)
Me: Uh oh.
K: Retreat!!! (we both run away)

The end
posted by Katie_Kat200
Lol, I've had this stuck in my head for sooo long! This is just a one shot so maybe this is the blockage that keeps me from writing meer stories... anyway. Onward to the story!

Kowalski was laying on the floor of the pinguïn HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.

"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of u guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.

"Skipper still wants to make u feel at home, ever since u know... the move,"...
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Kowalski: Ok... right step, then left... then right again... *Starts humming*

Learning the latest song that he heard on his portable radio, Kowalski is learning how to dance and sing to a salsa beat.

Kowalski: Now spin... *Slips* AHH!

Unluckily, Kowalski isn't the best dancer in the world. (At least he's trying!) XD

Kowalski: *Rubs head* I think I should put on a meer classical piece.

He reaches for the dial of the old radio and switches it to channel 93.7 F.M, a channel that plays only classical melodies. Pachelbel's Canon begins to play, and Kowalski gets up, dusts himself off, and dances again....
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posted by have64
Epilogue

Place: Somewhere hidden in the zoo.
Time:11:25 am

Have:Hey Rico, u needed me?

Rico: ehy sjadgldyusdascsdk.(Hey Have I dare u to dive in this goo, i think it is.)

Have:...No.

Rico: ucfaucfdsahvfihsdiu.(I'll give u $10.)

Have:OK. :D
(Have dives in goo.)
Have: give me my $10

(Rico regurgitate $10)

Part1
Place:Central Park Zoo(Penguin habitat)
Time:11:30
Have:Hey Kowalski.

(Kowalski turns around)
Kowalski:what is that on you?

Have:I don't know but someone dared me to dive into a pool of goo for $10 and I wanted to know if it's radioactive of not.

(Kowalski scan Have's body and poke the remaining goo with a stick)
Kowalski:Oh Man!

(Kowalski leaded Have to the Lab)

Private:What's wrong with Have?

Kowalski:Someone dared Have to dive into strange goo..That..I..can't figure out...

Skipper: Who would do such a thing?!

(Rico Looked guilty)

Kowalski:Anyway we should go on the day.

(End of part one part two coming soon.)
posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's Log.
1300 hrs.

We have a small problem. Skipper got back on duty, and ya know what? He couldn't even keep up with his team! HE COULD'NT EVEN KEEP UP WITH ME! Wow, since when did I run faster then Skipper?

In training today, when they battle each other like they usually do, EVERYONE BEAT HIM! Even Kowalski! I didn't want to send Catherine in...I'm afraid of the results. O_O

Kowalski thinks he just need meer rest. Most of us agrees, but Hannah say he's out of training. I mean, getting hit in the noggen and loosing all feeling in the legs for 2 months. I don't blame her!

Catherine thinks...
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as midnight drawed near.3 baboons were ready to put a spell on marlene's pool.
dela:ok gals ready.
jane:ready.
dela:ok pool of water hear my plee turn into bleach for u and me and now hear this.your powers will fade with true loves kiss."
the water turns to bleach and the trio leave.when morning hits.
marlene:well it a perfet dag I think I'll take a dip in my pool.
marlene swems for a while and gets out but is bleached door the pool's spell.
meanwhile.
skipper:ok kowalski do u have a three?
kowalski:yes privete do u have a....
but before kowalski compleats his kwis julion comes in.
skipper:RINGTIAL...
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posted by Bluepenguin
Arrogance in step, Kowalski enters the zoo after leaving Ester at the park. His "bad boy levels" are increasing, and thoughts of destruction and mad stunts entertain Kowalski's mind.

Kowalski's Thoughts: Maybe I should go "redecorate" the lemur habitat, toon 'em whose king in this zoo.

At The HQ:
Skipper: PRIVATE!!!! Hurry up!!!
Private: I can't find anything, Skippa!!!

Private scatters Kowalski's equipment everywhere, trying to find something labeled with a drawing of the antidote.

Private's Thoughts: What if I can't find anything to fix Kowalski? Oh dear!

Private trips on something lying on the...
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posted by Bluepenguin
Writen By: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Ester: Soooo... what do u want to do today, sweety?
Rico: o_o

Ester scoots closer to Rico on the park bench with the most overly-fangirled face.

Ester: I know! We can go watch a romantic movie in the Zoovenier shop! How about, "Animal Romance"?
Rico: O_O
Rico's Thoughts: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!
Ester: Hmm, you're right. Maybe we'll go see it later. I'll get some snow cones, while u stay here!

Ester leaves the bench and Rico tries hysterically to escape, but his new "E + R" T-shirt is caught on one of the loose nails of the bench....
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j:forget about that guy forget the way u fell into his eyes forget about his charms forget about the way he held u in his arms...walking on air's obnankchens the trills the chills will make u noashehs and you'll never get eneth just forget about love...forget about romance forget about the way your hart-, hart begins to dance..then u feel the blash when he's spouting out some santamentel mosh love relly is revolting it's even worse then when your molting eneth of this floff just forget about love
m:I had almost forgeten the way it felt when he held out his hand for mine my hart-, hart all a-flatter...
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posted by skipperfan5431
The penguins arrive at Universal. " Okay team, important vraag time. WHAT SHOULD WE RIDE FIRST!?" Cried Skipper excitedly. " The Mummy!" Rico and Lilly shout in unison, followed door a hi-5. " The Simpsons!" Add Private and Kowalski. The two opposing couples get into eachothers faces and get into a slap fight! =)! " I agree with the pretty penguin, and the crazy one!" Says a random voice. It was Julien. Aka, the stow-away. " What the.... Ugh. Okay Ring-tail. Im not even going to ask how in sam-heck u got here." zei Skipper in an annoyed tone while he put a flipper to his forehead. " Let's...
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posted by CoolNala
Part 2 - otter Duties

When we last left the story, Leah, who was revealed to be 005, Dr. Blowhole's Apprentice, was about to have a conversation with her boss. Leah was just a costume, and she revealed her true form.
It was a lot like the disguise, but she had a purple scar going across your left eye, and had some weaponry around the utility riem that was on her waist.
Blowhole: "What kept u so long, 005? I was worried that those four pen-gu-ins had gotten u already."
005: "You didn't need to worry about me, Blowhole."
Blowhole: "So, what's this all important intel u have?"
005: "Well, you...
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posted by JediPenguin16
I had this idea...it festered, it made characters, it implanted itself into my subconscience, and now, I bring it to you.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue reds and browns and yellows began to commandeer the green of the leaves, yet summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon; heat.
Too much heat, in fact, than even the madagascar and Africa faring penguins could take. Standin on thier "iceburg" they waved to the few visitors, exhausted. Even taking a dip in the pool wasn't helping, the cooling units had broken in the heat, and all the "cool" had...
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A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 2: “Dating Practice”
Thursday, September 2, 2010


Just shy of nine months since she had gone on that infamous datum with Fred, Marlene chuckled to herself as she recalled the whole escapade. She found it funny that she had found him funny, only to learn too soon that her “Bobo” was just a run-of-the-mill buffoon. In fact, she had all but sworn off dating ever again the very volgende day.

But could she truly hold out on dating again forever? Marlene soon pondered such a question.

Forever certainly is an awfully long time,” she then thought to herself. “Maybe...
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After watching Driven to the Brink, I NEEDED to write this. Enjoy!


Skipper walked through the dark zoo alone. It was well after midnight. He was tired after a long dag of training, but he had to make sure the rest of the team was asleep. Especially Kowalski.

"Doris!" He whispered, "I'm here!" A head poked out of the dolfijn tank. Doris looked around, clearly nervous. "Are u alone?" she asked. Skipper nodded.
Doris looked relieved. "Remember, we can't let ANYONE know about this. They could tell Kowalski!"

"No one will know," Skipper promised.

"Are u sure we're doing the right thing here?...
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Kowalski’s beak hurt.

He was afraid of the dentist, and had been putting it off for some time now. He saw a zoo ad for “Painless Dentistry” and decided to give it a go. After all, if it was painless, it might help him get over his fear of dentists. He walked into the waiting room. The sign read that the dentist was out at twelve o’clock. It was eleven fifty now.

In the back, Skipper is putting away his instruments. His secretary, Marlene, buzzed in.

“There’s one meer customer to see you, Skipper. Kowalski Houseman. He says its an emergency.”

“Houseman, u say? Kowalski?” he...
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posted by beastialmoon
Master of Puppets

Hey, its time for a new chapter! Hope u all like it! It’s one of my longest yet, seeing as this is one of the Longest (and best) rock songs of all time.

Lulu told them why she was here. “My habitat in Hoboken is damaged, and I’m staying here for a spell.”
“We’re happy to have u back, Lulu. It seems Phil is rather excited.” Skipper said. Eyes turned on Phil, who was busy kissing Lulus feet. He stopped, blushed, and backed into the crowd.

I’m your bron of self destruction

The penguins rolled away, giving the chimps some alone time. Truth be told, she was doing...
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posted by theWOLFPACK15
 run as fast as u can and don't stop for any reason.
run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.
Dark clouds romed the winter night sky of New York. a cold rainy night was coming. Down below in Central Park a mother vos, fox was watching her pup playing up ahead as she walked behind.

"Ok little one, i think its time to head back to the den." The mother zei in amuzment as she got close to her kit.

" Aww, but mama its not that late" The kit protested.

"No, but it will rain soon and i don't want to get wet when its this cold out." She pointed out. "now come on." she turned and started to walk the way where their hol, den was.


" Okay!" the kit zei as she pranced her way beside her mom.

There was silence...
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(These are the first commentaren I have gotten)
-First commentaar ever made when I joined myspace, was like a fun greeting-
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Col. Skipper
(Apr. 21,2010 6:55PM):
"1Ah...Blowhole! My arch nemesis!
Finally made an account I see...It's obvious that weare NOT friends!"
•__________________
-That was a wounderful welcoming was it not? Ahahaha...anyways,
Yet that was not such a bother this was-
________________________•
Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 22,2010 7:55PM):
*Cassady smirks* "Well....never thought I'd see u here."
•_____________________
-I got suspisous knowing I did not know...
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posted by krazy4kowalski
Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having thee with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a seconde ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are u doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did u find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, u know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make...
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It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.

The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.

And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.

And door all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.

"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T u WORK?" Skipper yelled.

"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the top, boven bunk.

"CUPIT??" Private zei and woke up and noticed he was kissing his pillow.

"zzzz" Rico snored.

"Oh hello boys, why are u guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.

"Hrmm. I'm sure u know.." Kowalski mumbled.

"Well, since u soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"

Private pretended to sleep again.

Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost lost a flipper...
OPERATION: home pagina SWEET HOME
CHAPTER THREE
~ Of Thursday and the Times ~


“All right, men, none of us want to see Marlene shipped out of here, so we need to come up with the right plan to block it,” Skipper declared as he took his zitplaats, stoel at the tafel, tabel with the other penguins. “I want to hear every possible option.”

Rico grinned at the thought of every possible option, and promptly regurgitated a stick of dynamite.

“Kaboom! Kaboom!” he mumbled as he pulled the stick from his mouth. “Ha, ha, ha!”

Skipper shook his head.

“I like your attitude, Rico,” he said, “but what would we blow...
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