The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid u guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: u wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast is clear.
K: She doesn't seem to suspect a thing.
At the school; backstage
Me: (talking to myself) Alright, wig in place, check. Make up for the lights, check.
K: (from behind me) Complete confidence?
Me: Check. What? (looking behind me)
K: What's up, Monique?
S: Just to let u know, this was Kowalski's idea.
Me: I didn't think u guys would make it.
K: Well, I took a little peek into the future, let the others know ahead of time, and came up with this idea to see u perform.
Mastique: Jessica, David and I made it here, too.
Me: Okay, but why is Mort here? (pointing behind Jessica)
Jessica: Oh, my dad thought it would be a good idea to keep Mort from annoying him.
Mort: (struggling with container) Woah, this is heavy and smells like a boot.
S: That's number 12!!
K: I thought we got rid of that! (Mort accidentally throws the formula and it gets into my mouth)
Me: I don't feel so good.
K: Just take it easy, Monique.
Me: I need to find the restroom! (runs off)
In the restroom
Me: (after vomitting 27 times) Eww, I'm a mess. Better clean up and change before I go on.
Backstage 1 uur later
Jessica: Alright, I set up the cage back home pagina and made a stuffed animal version of my dad's feet. I still don't get this obsession problem.
Mastique: I'll do the spell. Transportus Mortus lemur Habitatus. (Mort disappears)
Me: (walking back. I end up looking skinny while wearing dark clothing with spiked boots and my hair completely down) Sorry it took so long. I couldn't find anything else at this size.
K: Woah! u look completely different.
David: It seems hard to believe that you're you.
Announcer: And now, Angela Bult!
Me: Well, I better get going. I'll be singing a few familiar songs. (on stage, I aing "Reflection", "Graveyard 8", and "What About Now".)
The volgende day
Maurice: Wait, isn't that Monique?
Julien: What? No, that can't be, she looks like she's been skinnified of something.
Mort: I know what happened.
Julien: Shut up, annoying one and stay in that cage!
In the HQ
K: Alright, now to scan u with the Laser Disguise straal, ray and this look will be saved as a disguise.
S: (mumbles) Obviously.
K: Now, stand still. (Kowalski scans me with his invention) Alright, u can return to normal with your spell now.
Me: Though there was lack of recognition in store, I'd like to be how I was before. (I return to normal size)
K: Perfect.
Me: I don't want to end up like Sherman Klump and Buddy Love.
K: Then, I guess there's one meer thing that u need to do.
Me: Confess about who I really am?
K: Exactly.
At the school
Me: (as Angela Bult) Everyone, listen. I know I looked different now than I looked last night.
Random Kid: u sure do look different.
Me: Yea, so before I get a little out of control with my appearance change, I just want to say...(looking unsure at Kowalski, who is backstage)
K: (whisper) Don't feel bad about this.
Me:...I'm not just Angela Bult. (takes off the wig and everyone gasps) I'm a recently fellow New Yorker named Monique Peterson. (note: Peterson is a disguise last name for the name "Monique Penguin")
Same kid from "Field Tripped": I've seen u at the zoo a lot!
Me: Never mind that. The point is, Angela Bult was just a double identity creation. I'm sorry if I disappoint. (long silence)
Random female student: She's still the incredible female singer. Let's hear it for Monique Peterson! (everyone cheers)
Me: (whispering) What just happened?
K: (whispering back) u stood up for yourself and revealed something big. Their not only cheering for your success in the past, but their cheering for your courage.
Back at the zoo
K: Well, that's one less tragedy to worry about.
Me: Yea, now we need to figure out how to keep Jessica from being sucked into Julien's stupidity.
K: Oh don't worry. In that case, we may be young for grandparenting, but we've got a few tricks up the sleeve.
Me: Way ahead of you. I mentally replaced Julien's stupidity, minus the dancing, with some insanity.
K: Who's insanity?
Me: I don't know how but mine's and someone elses.
Jessica: Who wants to battle chainsaws? (vomits a chainsaw)
Me: Uh oh.
K: Retreat!!! (we both run away)
The end
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid u guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: u wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast is clear.
K: She doesn't seem to suspect a thing.
At the school; backstage
Me: (talking to myself) Alright, wig in place, check. Make up for the lights, check.
K: (from behind me) Complete confidence?
Me: Check. What? (looking behind me)
K: What's up, Monique?
S: Just to let u know, this was Kowalski's idea.
Me: I didn't think u guys would make it.
K: Well, I took a little peek into the future, let the others know ahead of time, and came up with this idea to see u perform.
Mastique: Jessica, David and I made it here, too.
Me: Okay, but why is Mort here? (pointing behind Jessica)
Jessica: Oh, my dad thought it would be a good idea to keep Mort from annoying him.
Mort: (struggling with container) Woah, this is heavy and smells like a boot.
S: That's number 12!!
K: I thought we got rid of that! (Mort accidentally throws the formula and it gets into my mouth)
Me: I don't feel so good.
K: Just take it easy, Monique.
Me: I need to find the restroom! (runs off)
In the restroom
Me: (after vomitting 27 times) Eww, I'm a mess. Better clean up and change before I go on.
Backstage 1 uur later
Jessica: Alright, I set up the cage back home pagina and made a stuffed animal version of my dad's feet. I still don't get this obsession problem.
Mastique: I'll do the spell. Transportus Mortus lemur Habitatus. (Mort disappears)
Me: (walking back. I end up looking skinny while wearing dark clothing with spiked boots and my hair completely down) Sorry it took so long. I couldn't find anything else at this size.
K: Woah! u look completely different.
David: It seems hard to believe that you're you.
Announcer: And now, Angela Bult!
Me: Well, I better get going. I'll be singing a few familiar songs. (on stage, I aing "Reflection", "Graveyard 8", and "What About Now".)
The volgende day
Maurice: Wait, isn't that Monique?
Julien: What? No, that can't be, she looks like she's been skinnified of something.
Mort: I know what happened.
Julien: Shut up, annoying one and stay in that cage!
In the HQ
K: Alright, now to scan u with the Laser Disguise straal, ray and this look will be saved as a disguise.
S: (mumbles) Obviously.
K: Now, stand still. (Kowalski scans me with his invention) Alright, u can return to normal with your spell now.
Me: Though there was lack of recognition in store, I'd like to be how I was before. (I return to normal size)
K: Perfect.
Me: I don't want to end up like Sherman Klump and Buddy Love.
K: Then, I guess there's one meer thing that u need to do.
Me: Confess about who I really am?
K: Exactly.
At the school
Me: (as Angela Bult) Everyone, listen. I know I looked different now than I looked last night.
Random Kid: u sure do look different.
Me: Yea, so before I get a little out of control with my appearance change, I just want to say...(looking unsure at Kowalski, who is backstage)
K: (whisper) Don't feel bad about this.
Me:...I'm not just Angela Bult. (takes off the wig and everyone gasps) I'm a recently fellow New Yorker named Monique Peterson. (note: Peterson is a disguise last name for the name "Monique Penguin")
Same kid from "Field Tripped": I've seen u at the zoo a lot!
Me: Never mind that. The point is, Angela Bult was just a double identity creation. I'm sorry if I disappoint. (long silence)
Random female student: She's still the incredible female singer. Let's hear it for Monique Peterson! (everyone cheers)
Me: (whispering) What just happened?
K: (whispering back) u stood up for yourself and revealed something big. Their not only cheering for your success in the past, but their cheering for your courage.
Back at the zoo
K: Well, that's one less tragedy to worry about.
Me: Yea, now we need to figure out how to keep Jessica from being sucked into Julien's stupidity.
K: Oh don't worry. In that case, we may be young for grandparenting, but we've got a few tricks up the sleeve.
Me: Way ahead of you. I mentally replaced Julien's stupidity, minus the dancing, with some insanity.
K: Who's insanity?
Me: I don't know how but mine's and someone elses.
Jessica: Who wants to battle chainsaws? (vomits a chainsaw)
Me: Uh oh.
K: Retreat!!! (we both run away)
The end
