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posted by skipper12a
Chapter 2: Three’s a crowd
(Kowalski and Private come out of the lab)
SH (Sherry, my OC): Private, what were u doing in Kowalski’s lab?
PR (Kowalski): But I am Ko… I mean nothing!
SK: Something smells fishy in here…
KW (Private): Does it? I mean, I don’t smell anything, Skipper.
SK: Not literally, Kowalski! Something strange is happening here, I can feel it.
SH: What do u mean, u can feel it?
PR (Kowalski): (whispering) Private, I think he is getting suspicious… Ask him what he thinks is going on. And get rid of that British accent!
KW (Private): Um, ok. (clears throat) What is it, Skipper?
SK: I’m not sure… I just feel something is wrong here. (Glances at Kowalski and Private)
RC: Jghghrsgkfrw?
PR (Kowalski): Oh, um… Why would u think the problem would be with us, Skipper?
KW (Private): Ko… I mean, Private’s right, Skipper! No problems here… (Smiles)
SH: (thinking) *Hm… Something does seem wrong here. I’d better investigate.* Um, guys, I’ve got a problem with one of my, ahem, inventions. Kowalski, considering you’re my best friend, do me a favour and come help me?
KW (Private): Oh no! I mean, of course, Sherry! (Whispers) Kowalski, help!
PR (Kowalski): (sighs) I guess I have to follow u in to make sure nothing goes wrong.
(All three go into Kowalski’s lab)
(scene switches to Kowalski’s lab)
SH: Alright, Kowalski. I know something is wrong with u here. Truth to be told, none of my inventions are malfunctioning, so I could use my 100% accurate lie detector with built-in truth serum injector, unless you’ll spill the beans yourself. And why did u have to bring Private?
KW (Private): Oh, um… Uh… He followed me in.
PR (Kowalski): (facepalms)
SH: I see. Stop hiding it, u two. (Glances at Kowalski) What are u doing in Kowalski’s body, Private? I can never mistake that accent no matter how much u try to hide it from your older sister.
KW (Private): She knows the truth! Not good.
PR (Kowalski): Fine! I’m Kowalski! Private accidentally activated my Cerebral-Switcher 2000 and we got our minds switched! Is that good enough an explanation for u of do u really have to use the lie detector?
SH: Really? Of course I could believe anything my best friend tells me. So, where’s this machine u were talking about, Kowalski? Why can’t u two just simply switch back?
PR (Kowalski): (points at blown up mind switcher) that happened. I couldn’t fix it soon enough.
KW (Private): And if we don’t switch back soon Skipper will notice and both of us will suffer!
SH: Neither my best friend of my little brother will suffer on my watch! Tell u what. I’ll help u fix the machine, and I’ll keep this a secret to save u two. If u want to avoid punishment door Skipper, listen to my instructions carefully.
KW (Private): (gulps) whatever u say, sis.
TBC
-Skipper12a
u made me spill my lemonade. -Private (Operation: Antarctica)
posted by spmana123
Marlene had started to come and visit Rico every dag until he awoke from his coma, she would come and sit with him and talk to him for hours,

Marlene: yea Rico....we should do that when u wake up....it will be fun...

Skipper then walked in the room.

Skipper: Marlene....it's time to go...it's getting late....

Marlene: really....already....ok....goodbye Rico...I'll see u tomorrow..

Marlene then kissed Rico on the forehead and skipper and Marlene left the room.

Marlene and skipper were on thier way home, Marlene and skipper tried to strike up a conversation, but skipper was still ticked off at...
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posted by spmana123
It was a typical Friday afternoon, field trip day. We were all exhausted from today, and were finally happy to have a break from the visitors. After everybody had left and the zoo was closed, I decided to throw a party in celebration for what a great job we did today, I told Kowalski to get Marlene, private to grab julien and his crew, and Rico to help me set up for the party. Everybody was stoked to see how nice of it was to celebrate, even though we do this every Friday, I felt like today was the hardest.

"Wow! Thanks a bunch skipper!" zei Marlene with a happy expression on her face.

There...
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Marlene had ran home pagina to tell Leslie about how it had worked and how the plan actually was working so far. "See, I told u he would say yes, was skipper jealous?" Asked Leslie with a smile on her face. "I don't know I didn't ask in front of him, but in sure Rico has told them about it, can u help me get ready for the datum tonight?" zei Marlene. Leslie agreed and the two began to set the tafel, tabel for Marlene and Rico(oysters and fish), grabbed some flowers and candles, and cleaned the place up. Meanwhile, at the penguins place, Rico wa getting ready for his datum with Marlene, while the boys...
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posted by spmana123
i was standing there, volgende to ricos corpse, tears coming down my cheeks, knowing that ill never see him again, never see hm smile, of do anything with me anymore, and i couldnt get here in time to save him, kowalksi and private were sitting volgende to his body, crying out loud. i snapped, and started running towards blowhole.

skipper:ILL KILL YOU!!!!

he dodged my attack and ran straight to the door, along with his minion, and locked us in so we couldnt get out.

skipper:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR u COWARD!! WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

i was banging on that door as hard as i could, hoping to get...
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Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet was a beautiful pinguïn (A/N: Especially to Rico! XD) but no one really knew what she looked like because of a black...
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Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large krat with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my krat and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with vis streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...
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Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell of smoke. His hoofdkussen, kussen grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The meer he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...
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posted by legendary7
Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much meer comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the pinguïn moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let u sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...
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posted by Penguinator
Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are u in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the vis and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...
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Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did u talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of u as a son u know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask u something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do u like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is veilig with me.”

Eve...
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Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The seconden past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The pinguïn laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...
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March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are u hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those vis look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of vis that a kreeft left volgende to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those vis Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico zei sadly. “Then what are u waiting for? All u gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No u just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are u annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* u just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for u are not sentient. u just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But u just zei that u know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: u lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, of thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would u define yourself? Are u yourself because of your actions, of are your actions based on who u are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes u are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: hallo that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are u hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! u make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You zei so at the meeting! u didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do u think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to u talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic muziek can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that muziek playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are u all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if u can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired door peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the volgende scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, u have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: u heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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As I zei in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do u realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, u seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If u have any other vragen u can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the vorige dag flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue zei location. She looked at the clock on the uithangbord volgende to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an uur early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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