*Hey guys! This is a 2-way article, so me and cattoy10 are taking turns writing this! Enjoy...*
Skipper was lying on his back, Rico on his side, Kowalski on his stomach and Private's beak was stuck in the sea-sand. A wave crashed over them, as the wave moved back, all their eyes were open and red. Skipper had seaweed on his head (looks like hair XD). "Ahhh...Where are we?" Skipper asked, getting up. "I Dunno, it looks like some sort of *gasp*" All the penguins beaks fell open, they had landed in an island paradise. It lush, green ... and silent, Skipper immediately recognised the silence. "Where is Starlite?" He looked around, the seaweed slipped and slided on his head as he looked around. "Right here Medusa." A voice zei from behind, he looked around. There was Starlite, shining in the sun... She was standing on something? Something with four legs and...TEETH!!! "WOLF!!!" Private screamed with terror, he turned around and bumped into Kowalski "Wнч did the samosa, samosa met just bump my cheese?" Kowalski zei drowsy, he collapsed. "i don't think that's heat-stroke Starlite. Its Malaria." A crystal voice said. The wolf was female, she had colourful striped across her body, had bracelets on her right paw, and a leg-warmer on the other. She had a side-fringe just like Starlite, except pink. She had a bow in her hair one ear was blue and the other yellow. She smiled a toothy smile. "Hey! My name is Lighter!" She zei happily. "Lovely to meet u Lighter! i see u and Starlite have already become chums!" Private said, he REALLY sounded british. "Arnt u just the cutest thing! i could just eat u up!" She smiled. "Bad metaphor Lighter, Ariel will take u seriously. BTW u need a haircut lil Mermaid." Starlite smiled. Everyone burst out laughing, Skipper looked confused. "Who?? Who's the mermaid!!!" Skipper screamed. "The idiot who is asking the question." Starlite said, pulling off the seaweed from Skippers head. "The mermaid!!!!! Ahh she is coming to eat Bob!! i will protect you!" Kowalski screamed, he has somehow managed to save the tuna vis and was currently gripping on it for dear life. "He is REALLY messed up aint he? i think its Malaria...i hope." Lighter and Starlite laughed. "Umm, excuse me, but where are we ...exactly?" Private asked, a hint of fear floated in his voice. "Chill lil penguin, Your on crystal valk, falcon island!" Lighter smiled, Starlite and Skipper both froze, they turned their heads to face one-another, amazement was written all over their faces.
The penguins were following Lighter down a golden sandy beach. Palm trees and lush undergrowth grew growing just beyond the beach. The ocean was a clear and crystal blue, small waves crawled a little further inland every now and again. "So how did u get here Lighter?" Skipper asked. "i have a complicated history Skipper, all u need to know is that i'm a vegetarian, well halfway...i only eat vis and fruit. hallo Starlite, u mind grabbing some coconuts?" She asked, looking up at a palm tree. "Mybe we should make a shelter? And a fire, with food?" Private asked hopefully. "Yah! Imhungri" Rico moaned ,his stomach grumbling. "The pinda boter has a plastic brick." Kowalski laughed, he was still holding onto the tuna vis (Bob) who has started to stink. "Fine, as long as me and Lighter get something to eat, we are devils when we get hungry." "OK, Starlite, u and lighter construct us a shelter. Me and Private will be in charge of food. And i am scared to say this but...Rico, your in charge of fire, Kowalski...Keep poking Bob." Skipper orderd. Kowalski answered "AY AY! Seagull!" Kowalski carried on poking the fish's eye. "Let's get to it men... and potentially dangerous females." Skipper shrugged. Starlite and Lighter were walking around looking for supplies in the forest, when they came across strange markings on a stone. "Hey Starlite! Check these markings! What do u think they mean?" Lighter asked, Starlite walked up volgende to Lighter. "i dunno? What do u think?" She shrugged. "From what i have learnt...It says... "From here there is no return, from here u shall...regret. u will learn lessons, u will fear and hurt. But when u have succeeded. u will be the ultimate Oricle." Starlite straightened up as this was said. "You know what an oricle is?" Lighter asked. "Its my past...Come on we better warn Skipper." Starlite claimed on Lighters back, with that, they took off. Not noticing a small crack just behind the rock...
Skipper was lying on his back, Rico on his side, Kowalski on his stomach and Private's beak was stuck in the sea-sand. A wave crashed over them, as the wave moved back, all their eyes were open and red. Skipper had seaweed on his head (looks like hair XD). "Ahhh...Where are we?" Skipper asked, getting up. "I Dunno, it looks like some sort of *gasp*" All the penguins beaks fell open, they had landed in an island paradise. It lush, green ... and silent, Skipper immediately recognised the silence. "Where is Starlite?" He looked around, the seaweed slipped and slided on his head as he looked around. "Right here Medusa." A voice zei from behind, he looked around. There was Starlite, shining in the sun... She was standing on something? Something with four legs and...TEETH!!! "WOLF!!!" Private screamed with terror, he turned around and bumped into Kowalski "Wнч did the samosa, samosa met just bump my cheese?" Kowalski zei drowsy, he collapsed. "i don't think that's heat-stroke Starlite. Its Malaria." A crystal voice said. The wolf was female, she had colourful striped across her body, had bracelets on her right paw, and a leg-warmer on the other. She had a side-fringe just like Starlite, except pink. She had a bow in her hair one ear was blue and the other yellow. She smiled a toothy smile. "Hey! My name is Lighter!" She zei happily. "Lovely to meet u Lighter! i see u and Starlite have already become chums!" Private said, he REALLY sounded british. "Arnt u just the cutest thing! i could just eat u up!" She smiled. "Bad metaphor Lighter, Ariel will take u seriously. BTW u need a haircut lil Mermaid." Starlite smiled. Everyone burst out laughing, Skipper looked confused. "Who?? Who's the mermaid!!!" Skipper screamed. "The idiot who is asking the question." Starlite said, pulling off the seaweed from Skippers head. "The mermaid!!!!! Ahh she is coming to eat Bob!! i will protect you!" Kowalski screamed, he has somehow managed to save the tuna vis and was currently gripping on it for dear life. "He is REALLY messed up aint he? i think its Malaria...i hope." Lighter and Starlite laughed. "Umm, excuse me, but where are we ...exactly?" Private asked, a hint of fear floated in his voice. "Chill lil penguin, Your on crystal valk, falcon island!" Lighter smiled, Starlite and Skipper both froze, they turned their heads to face one-another, amazement was written all over their faces.
The penguins were following Lighter down a golden sandy beach. Palm trees and lush undergrowth grew growing just beyond the beach. The ocean was a clear and crystal blue, small waves crawled a little further inland every now and again. "So how did u get here Lighter?" Skipper asked. "i have a complicated history Skipper, all u need to know is that i'm a vegetarian, well halfway...i only eat vis and fruit. hallo Starlite, u mind grabbing some coconuts?" She asked, looking up at a palm tree. "Mybe we should make a shelter? And a fire, with food?" Private asked hopefully. "Yah! Imhungri" Rico moaned ,his stomach grumbling. "The pinda boter has a plastic brick." Kowalski laughed, he was still holding onto the tuna vis (Bob) who has started to stink. "Fine, as long as me and Lighter get something to eat, we are devils when we get hungry." "OK, Starlite, u and lighter construct us a shelter. Me and Private will be in charge of food. And i am scared to say this but...Rico, your in charge of fire, Kowalski...Keep poking Bob." Skipper orderd. Kowalski answered "AY AY! Seagull!" Kowalski carried on poking the fish's eye. "Let's get to it men... and potentially dangerous females." Skipper shrugged. Starlite and Lighter were walking around looking for supplies in the forest, when they came across strange markings on a stone. "Hey Starlite! Check these markings! What do u think they mean?" Lighter asked, Starlite walked up volgende to Lighter. "i dunno? What do u think?" She shrugged. "From what i have learnt...It says... "From here there is no return, from here u shall...regret. u will learn lessons, u will fear and hurt. But when u have succeeded. u will be the ultimate Oricle." Starlite straightened up as this was said. "You know what an oricle is?" Lighter asked. "Its my past...Come on we better warn Skipper." Starlite claimed on Lighters back, with that, they took off. Not noticing a small crack just behind the rock...
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a gitaar and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a strand sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did u abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would love me,
If only she would love me.
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish writing now, coz SOME RANDOM FAG ON FANPOP IS READING MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
If King Julien Ruled the World...
