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posted by legendary7
Skipper picked up four meduim sized fish. Once again he was interupted door panic. Kowalski's screams echoed through the whole manor.
S: "Kowalski?!"
Skipper darted up the stairs and to the main room where Kowalski was sitting in his chair with his head on the table. He also had his eyes closed.
S: "Kowalski what's wrong!?"
Kowaski woke up and stopped screaming but looked terrified.
K: "I had a dream th-that I chopped all of u into little pieces!"
Rico cautiously stepped vooruit, voorwaarts helping the injured and speechless Private walk. There were cuts on him that looked as if he had been assaulted door some one with an ax. Skipper glared at Kowalski with maxuim disgust, ran to Private and stood in front of him protectively.
S: "Private, are u okay?!"
P: "I-I-I,"
S: "You! u did this!"
K: "What? Me? Now... that's just ridiclous!"
S: "Have fun tonight sleeping in a seperate room! Heads up, we might not be here when u wake up!"
Kowalski rolled his eyes as Skipper picked up Private and stomped off with Rico. He Skipper whisper comfortingly.
S: "Shh, you're veilig now, Private."

Skipper soon reguriated the 'Hoboken Escape Tooth' that was then set to Overveiw hotel mode. This caught the attention of the lemurs, but we'll get to that later.

The three went to sleep after Private got over the truama. It wasn't long before Rico nudged Skipper.
S: "What is it, Rico?"
R: "REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM! REDRUM..."
S: "Go back to sleep."
Skipper was barely awake. Rico grabbed a red crayon from Private's Lunacorn coloring book on the dresser. On the door he wrote his words which were reflected in the mirror. He poked Skipper and the two sleeping penguins woke up.
S: "Rico, I told you-"
P: "Skippah, look!"
Private pointed to the mirror in terror.
The mirror reflected the door's message. Backwards it spelt MURDER!
S: "Stay here I'll be back."
P: "No, Skippah! I'm scared!"
S: "Rico is here."
P: "Be careful!"
S: "I promise, I will."
Skipper headed down the stairs with a bat. Kowalski wasn't at his desk. Skipper seized the notes Kowalski took. He it in shock. It read:
All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin. All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin. All work and no play makes Kowalski a dull penguin.
The whole first page was full of that one sentence written over and over again. Skipper rapily turned to the volgende page and the next. They all had the same sentence all over them. Skipper stepped back.
K: "Whatcha doing, Skipper?"
S: "K-Kowalski?"
Skipper shrunk.
K: "Why don't u hand me the bat, Skipper."
Skipper shook his head.
K: "Come on, Skipper. I just wanna knock your brain around a little."
Skipper had backed up down the stairs into the kitchen.
S: "Stay away, Kowalski!"
Skipper ran until he lost Kowalski in the kitchen. Kowalski made the fatal mistake of going into the fridge. Skipper without hestitation shut his assailant in. There was no key for the lock so he had to constrain the door with his own body.
K: "Skipper, I'm sorry. Can u let me out now? I just got really frustrated and out of control."
Skipper was for once intimidated and needed wisdom. He wanted to let his soldier out, but he was unsure if he was acting of telling the sincere truth.

What Kowalski did when the others went to bed:

As soon as they left Kowalski reached under the bureau he was working at. He pulled out the bloody ax he used to assault Private with. Just then he heard voices coming from the hall past the lobby. Slowly he crept and peeked his head around the corner the three annoying lemurs strutted down the hall.
J: "So, this is where those silly penguins are staying."
M: "Apparently, your majesty."
Mo: "This place is the creepy."
M: "Just standing here gives me the chills."
J: "Hey stinky penguins! Are u here?!"
Kowalski stepped toward them with the ax behind his back smiling deviously.
J: "Oh, Kowalski!"
M: "Your majesty, I think we should go now."
J: "Marurice, why do u always have to be so wrong!"
Kowalski stepped forward, now pulling the ax from behind his back swiftly.
J: "Ahh, the pinguïn is trying to assainate the king!"
Kowalski swung the sharp object, forunately the lemurs dodged it just in time and ran out. Furiously he swung the ax at a picture on the bureau of his friends. The ax went directly through Skipper's head. A pshycotic, menacing laugh bellowed from Kowalski.
K: "Bye, bye, Skipper."

Back to the kitchen:
Skipper crept back slowly.
S: "Okay, Kowalski. Come out."
K: "I'm so sorry, Skipper!"
He hugged his sweaty leader. His eyes suddenly met the bat Skipper had foolishly left on the counter and flipper's reach away. Kowalski reached over and slipped it to him while Skipper was still hugging him. He had it placed behind his
back.
K: "I've got something for you, Skipper."
S: "What?"
Kowalski rapidly swung the bat, so he wouldn't let his victim get away this time. It hit Skipper in the back of the head, and made him fall to the ground motionless. Kowalski chuckled and stepped on the leader with one webbed foot. Soon he dragged Skipper's body into the fridge and locked it with the key he was holding. Kowalski headed to the room to finish off all of the rest of his vrienden before going back to kill Skipper.

To his suprise Private and Rico had left the room and began looking for Skipper. They headed down the stairs to the keuken-, keuken where they found Skipper laying in the bitter freezing walk-in fridge.
“Skipper, we are going for a long time, can we stop? I’m tired” zei Kowalski.
“Me too” zei Private, Rico nodded.
“Ok” zei Skipper and they sat down.
“How we get back to the zoo?” asked Kowalski.
“Kowalski, u always giving options” zei Skipper.
“Oh, right...”
“Firstly, we must go out of this tunnel” zei Skipper.
“Ok, I think it’s late” zei Private and yawned.
“You can fall asleep” zei Skipper.

Fifteen minuten later
Kowalski, Rico and Private fell asleep. But Skipper couldn’t sleep. He wanted to be sure, that nobody attack them of follow them. Finally...
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posted by legendary7
Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy of even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to bed so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking melk from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...
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posted by Private1sCut3
Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady zei thee!"
dag 27
As Private woke up from bed that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...
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Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater door the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings of dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...
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She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down door a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her helm on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...
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posted by Skiparah
It was an unusually chilly night in June. It was the 8th of June to be exact. Rain was pouring down in torrents, showering the abandonned trailer. The reflection of headlights on an occasional passing vehicle of a flashlight danced along the tin roof. A pinguïn darted quickly across the gravel road, his body slicked and shiny from the pounding rain. He hurried to the trailer, ducking beneath it and crawling down underneath. He slunk a short ways before thrusting himself up through a hatch in the floor above him. He found himself in a small, warm kitchen. He stood up, slicking the rainwater...
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March 06, 2000
0739 hours


"Hey! Are u okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his geweer-, geweer on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...
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(Note: This Is Based Of The Cold Opening of the Family Guy episode "North To North Quahog" and Some Of The Shows Listed Are Stuff I Made Up and are Marked In Italics)

Kowalski: Skipper I'm In Here With Big News!

Skipper: What Is It Kowalski? Denmark Beat America In The Olympic volleybal Tournament?

Kowalski: No We've Benn Canceled!

Rico: WHAT?

Private: oh deer.

Skipper: *spits out vis Coffee* CANCELED?

Kowalski: Yes.

Private: Why Would They Do That?

Kowlaski: Well Nickelodeon Had To Make Room For Great Shows Like: Fred: The Show, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Planet Sheen, House Of Anubis, Supah Ninjas, Bucket...
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"Gin." Private zei as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are u so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...
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posted by legendary7
While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The pinguïn felt the vis dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, u okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering pinguïn didn't and...
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posted by BrightLight92
"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The pinguïn slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help door digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...
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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski:  Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are u a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: u can.

Kowalski: Yay! I love lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then u can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh* 
Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother door his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched door the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...
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posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice zei as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! u may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, u are not a woman, u are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can u feel true emotions yourself?

User: u are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, u are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: hallo that's what the Skipper pinguïn tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, u can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien zei that u can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do u think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told u it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I zei I told u it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told u to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A beer ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...
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posted by Skiparah
(Skipper's Autobiography)

You might find it hard to believe if I came right out and
told u the place I know the most about is the place I
hate meer than any other. It's not the land itself. I guess
it's not the people either. I once let my hatred for them
get too far out of hand. Now that I think about it I find
that the people were only peices of the puzzle. It's
not the people of the land that makes me dread it so
much. It's the memories.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Copenhagen, Denmark wasn't a terrible looking place.
I just knew deep down I didn't fit in there. I didn't
belong there. There are a few good memories...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded door humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will u be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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