Crumpling up a failed plain, Hans crossed his fins and threw the paper across the room furiously. Hans had been scribbling down ideas of how to abolish Skipper and his team, but mostly Skipper.
He pondered, 'Maybe I should get a hobby? No, there had to be something I haven't tried yet.'
The tafel, tabel in front of him was covered with scattered papers.
It had been meer than two months after he had met his nemeisis last. His flippers rummaged through the sheets of paper. The left fin met a hidden red button. He seized it with an evil grin.
"Oh, I forgot about you."
Pushing down on the button, before his own eyes on the TV screen, was the penguin's H.Q. He was seeing everything Skipper was at that time exactly. He had forgotten about the tracking device he had ever so slyily attached to Skipper when he wasn't paying attention.
Private was gazing up into the TV watching the lunacorns as he usually did at that time. Kowalski was in his lab, and Rico was reading a comic.
Hans was about to turn it off due to the lack of juicy intel, but suddenly Marlene burst through the door. His beak dropped into a foolish, earhole to earhole smile that was full of exultation. She was beautiful, and Hans' sight was gripped tight on her.
"Guys, come quick, Mort is stuck in the plastic volcano!" She exclaimed.
"Commence operation: 'Hot Lava'!" Skipper ordered. They raced to the lemur habitat.
"Rico, rope!" Skipper cried. Rico reguriated a sturdy rope, and Kowalski tied it around his waist. Private lowered Kowalski, careful not to drop him down hard.
Once the mission was sucessfully accomplished, the penguins headed home. The TV returned blank, when Hans hit the button for the seconde time. The idea flew through his head. Who zei he couldn't get the girl and achieve victory?
The plan was simple and sweet: He would kidnap Marlene, which also was a trap for Skipper. Then, when Skipper and the others reached his lair they would be too late and probably too exhausted to fight. But one thing he hadn't thought of yet: How would he kidnap Marlene? Other than that, it was foolproof!
That night, at the zoo, the penguins were invited to the weekly zoo meeting.
"So what's this meeting about?" Private pondered.
"I don't have the slightest." Skipper said.
"Ooh, maybe it's about Doris coming to the zoo!"
Kowalski groggily exclaimed.
"Really, Kowalski? Really?" Skipper sighed.
"I know, I know, she just wants to be ... friends." Kowalski discouragely muttered. Skipper groaned.
"Poor, Kowalski." Private whispered to Skipper. In an instant, the lemurs bursted the door open, and strutted in.
"Hello, my people! Saturday night your king is hosting the first ever 'Zoo Dance.' Anybody who's anybody is gonna be there with a date."
Marlene glanced at Skipper not trying to seem desperate, but to gain a bit of his attention. It worked, but that gesture caught the attention of another that wasn't so pleased.
"Well, I'm not going. That's for sure." Roy remarked.
"Maybe, this pinata will change your minds." Maurice pulled out the pinata.
"Ooh," the whole crowd awed in desire for the pinata.
"May I add some meer ... let's just say less ... partyish matters?" Mason suggested, "A new arrival will be present tomorrow a.k.a Tuesday, and Phil and I expect a perfect romance to blossom."
Kowalski's eyes beamed. "D-Doris?"
"No, another otter, but a male!" Mason explained.
"A guy otter?" Skipper asked.
"No duh, that's what male means. Besides, it doesn't matter, anyway. I will give Marlene the fantistic honor, to be taking her king to the dance."
"Actually, Julien, I might be going with some one else." Marlene admitted.
"Don't be silly, u know there are no other guys equal to my requalness and mascularity." Julien edged on.
"She can go with whoever she wants, Julien. This is the zoo meeting not a time for u two to argue." Skipper agitatedily remarked.
"Meeting's over!" Kowalski pronounced.
When the lemurs and everyone else left, Marlene walked up to Skipper.
"Thanks for that help back there." Marlene zei sheepishily.
"Anytime, I can tell off ringtail and stick up for a friend is a great time, so are u ... huh, nevermind."
"Well, see u guys later!"
"Bye, Marlene." Private called out.
He pondered, 'Maybe I should get a hobby? No, there had to be something I haven't tried yet.'
The tafel, tabel in front of him was covered with scattered papers.
It had been meer than two months after he had met his nemeisis last. His flippers rummaged through the sheets of paper. The left fin met a hidden red button. He seized it with an evil grin.
"Oh, I forgot about you."
Pushing down on the button, before his own eyes on the TV screen, was the penguin's H.Q. He was seeing everything Skipper was at that time exactly. He had forgotten about the tracking device he had ever so slyily attached to Skipper when he wasn't paying attention.
Private was gazing up into the TV watching the lunacorns as he usually did at that time. Kowalski was in his lab, and Rico was reading a comic.
Hans was about to turn it off due to the lack of juicy intel, but suddenly Marlene burst through the door. His beak dropped into a foolish, earhole to earhole smile that was full of exultation. She was beautiful, and Hans' sight was gripped tight on her.
"Guys, come quick, Mort is stuck in the plastic volcano!" She exclaimed.
"Commence operation: 'Hot Lava'!" Skipper ordered. They raced to the lemur habitat.
"Rico, rope!" Skipper cried. Rico reguriated a sturdy rope, and Kowalski tied it around his waist. Private lowered Kowalski, careful not to drop him down hard.
Once the mission was sucessfully accomplished, the penguins headed home. The TV returned blank, when Hans hit the button for the seconde time. The idea flew through his head. Who zei he couldn't get the girl and achieve victory?
The plan was simple and sweet: He would kidnap Marlene, which also was a trap for Skipper. Then, when Skipper and the others reached his lair they would be too late and probably too exhausted to fight. But one thing he hadn't thought of yet: How would he kidnap Marlene? Other than that, it was foolproof!
That night, at the zoo, the penguins were invited to the weekly zoo meeting.
"So what's this meeting about?" Private pondered.
"I don't have the slightest." Skipper said.
"Ooh, maybe it's about Doris coming to the zoo!"
Kowalski groggily exclaimed.
"Really, Kowalski? Really?" Skipper sighed.
"I know, I know, she just wants to be ... friends." Kowalski discouragely muttered. Skipper groaned.
"Poor, Kowalski." Private whispered to Skipper. In an instant, the lemurs bursted the door open, and strutted in.
"Hello, my people! Saturday night your king is hosting the first ever 'Zoo Dance.' Anybody who's anybody is gonna be there with a date."
Marlene glanced at Skipper not trying to seem desperate, but to gain a bit of his attention. It worked, but that gesture caught the attention of another that wasn't so pleased.
"Well, I'm not going. That's for sure." Roy remarked.
"Maybe, this pinata will change your minds." Maurice pulled out the pinata.
"Ooh," the whole crowd awed in desire for the pinata.
"May I add some meer ... let's just say less ... partyish matters?" Mason suggested, "A new arrival will be present tomorrow a.k.a Tuesday, and Phil and I expect a perfect romance to blossom."
Kowalski's eyes beamed. "D-Doris?"
"No, another otter, but a male!" Mason explained.
"A guy otter?" Skipper asked.
"No duh, that's what male means. Besides, it doesn't matter, anyway. I will give Marlene the fantistic honor, to be taking her king to the dance."
"Actually, Julien, I might be going with some one else." Marlene admitted.
"Don't be silly, u know there are no other guys equal to my requalness and mascularity." Julien edged on.
"She can go with whoever she wants, Julien. This is the zoo meeting not a time for u two to argue." Skipper agitatedily remarked.
"Meeting's over!" Kowalski pronounced.
When the lemurs and everyone else left, Marlene walked up to Skipper.
"Thanks for that help back there." Marlene zei sheepishily.
"Anytime, I can tell off ringtail and stick up for a friend is a great time, so are u ... huh, nevermind."
"Well, see u guys later!"
"Bye, Marlene." Private called out.
They walked up to the house. The old grey porch creaked. They opened the door. A faint light cast shadows on the stone walls. It smelled of dirt and mothballs. of maybe dirty mothballs.
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." zei Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or emai him."
***
Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." zei Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," zei Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" zei Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
"Ow!" Yelled Skipper.
Kowalski glanced over Skipper. He had stepped on a board that flipped up and hit him in the face.
"Ssshh." zei Kowalski.
"Ow." Wispered Skipper.
They heard footsteps. They ran out the door and back to the base.
"How about we Just knock." Suggested Privete, "or emai him."
***
Bang,bang,bang. The door didn't open. Bang,bang,bang. Still .didn't.
"Rico, rope." ordered Skipper.
"Here Skipper." zei Rico handing him a rope.
"Perfect."
Skipper made a lasso and lassoed the weathervane.
"Skippah," zei Privete "couldn't we try something a little less… well, dangerous."
"Sure Privete. Got any ideas?" zei Skipper.
The door creaked open. A peice of papper blew in front of Skippers face. It said: TO BE CONTIUED. XD
User: Uh... Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do u need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made homp, stoere binken of metal.
Cleverbot: When did u trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't u think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: u didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would u like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would u like a marshmallow?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do u need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made homp, stoere binken of metal.
Cleverbot: When did u trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't u think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: u didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would u like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would u like a marshmallow?