Chapter 14: Battle Strategy, with a twist

“All right guys, fall in.” Skipper said. “Here’s the plan. Skipper, Mumble, Otulissa, and 25 guardians will go defend emperorland. Kowalski, Soren, Gylfie, Digger, and whatever guardians u find at the Ga’Hoole boom will defend the Great Ga’Hoole Tree. Sly, Bentley, Private, Twilight, Coryn, and 50 guardians will defend Paris. Gloria, Me, Rico, Murray, and everybody who I didn’t say their names are staying here to defend The Central Park Zoo.” Pat ended.

About an uur later, Pat was giving a speech, “Guys, It has come to this, War! Well, If Dr. Blowhole and The Striga want war, door god will give them war! We outnumber them 2/1, but Blowhole and The Striga are cunning, u never know when they’re going to attack. Keep your eyes peeled! There’s a high likelihood that not all of us is going to survive. Just remember, if u do die, u gave your life to keep two evil tyrants from gaining world domination! When the individual battles are done, the remaining troops will kom bij the other battles, that way; we can win this war faster!” “Pat, I want to go to Emperorland! I need to save my chicka, Carmen, from the Skuas!” Ramon exclaimed. “Fine. Do what u need to do brother.” Pat replied.

It was almost time for the war to begin, but Pat wanted to give the gang a moral boost. “Okay, before u guys and gals leave, I’m going to lead us in a rousing rendition of We will Rock you!”
(We will Rock u door Queen)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the straat gonna be a big man some day
u got mud on yo' face
u big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place

Singin'

We will
we will rock you

We will
We will rock you

Buddy you're a young man, hard man
Shoutin' in the straat gonna take on the world some day
u got blood on yo' face
Y' big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

We will
We will rock you

Singin'

We will
We will rock you

Buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make u some peace, some day
u got mud on your face
big disgrace
Somebody better put u back into yo' place

We will
We will rock you

Singin'
We will
We will rock u

Everybody
We will
We will rock you

We will
We will rock you

“May I say something?” Gloria asked. “Go ahead.” Pat replied. “What’s your heartsong?” “That’s a very good question! Anybody want to hear my heartsong?” “Shure!” Sly replied. “Anybody else?” Everybody would raise their hands. (Africa door TOTO)
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in the 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation

I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words of ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you!"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men of meer could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

I seek to cure what's deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men of meer could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men of meer could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Everybody was speechless. “Pat, that was amazing!” Mumble exclaimed. “Thank u that is one of many songs that I like to sing.” “Okay, Party time is over! It’s time…” Soren said, with brand in his eyes. “To arms!” Coryn exclaimed.

Disclaimer: Happy Feet, Happy Feet 2, and Legend of the Guardians belong to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures; Penguins of Madagascar belong to Nickelodeon and DreamWorks Pictures; Sly Cooper belongs to Sanzaru Games, Sucker Punch, and Sony Computer Entertainment; Guardians of Ga’Hoole belong to Scholastic and Kathryn Lasky; We will Rock u belongs to Queen; Africa belongs to TOTO.