Madagascar

Private: "Skipper...Don't u think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"

Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."

*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*

On The Boat...

Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"

Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the boot started."

Alex: "Can't get the boot started? Why?"

Mason: "Phil?"

Phil: *sign language*

Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."

Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"

Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed back to New York?"

Alex: "The boat's out of gas, Gloria. We're not going back today."

Gloria: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't say anything about the boot being out of gas!"

Alex: "I know. C'mon. I guess we'd better tell the others."

Alex/Gloria/Mason/Phil: *leave bridge*

Marty: "Hey! Whatchu doin'? Why aren't we headed to New York?"

Melman: "What's wrong, Alex?"

Gloria: "The boat's out of gas. We aren't going anywhere."

Marty: "Out of gas?! Oh, that is so not crackalackin'."

Melman: "What are we gonna tell everyone?"

Alex: "Just let me handle this."

Marty: "Oh, uh-uh. Last time u handled things u were shot door an animal control officer & we all got put in crates."

Alex: "You got a better idea?"

Gloria: "You two waste too much time! I'll handle this." *walks to front of boat* "Excuse me! Excuse me everyone!"

*lemurs quiet down*

Gloria: "Look, everyone. The boat's out of gas...So we can't go anywhere."

Julien: "So u freaks are staying for a while then?"

Gloria: "Yeah. We're gonna be stayin'."

*lemurs are silent for a moment, then begin cheering*

Gloria: "Oyvay."

Julien: "Oyvay, everyone!"

Lemurs: "OYVAY!"

*Alex, Gloria, Melman, & Marty go over to the sunbathing penguins*

Alex: "Skipper! Guys! Why didn't u tell us the boot was out of gas!?"

Skipper: "The boat's out of gas?! Oh, well, what a shame..."

Marty: "You really expect us to believe that u 4 didn't know the boot was out of gas?!"

Skipper: "No. What's your point?"

Alex: "How are we supposed to get off this island?! It's not like we can go to the nearest gas station!"

Skipper: "Not our problem. Right Rico?"

Rico: "Uh-huh!" *hacks up dynamite*

Alex: "OK, I don't even want to know how he did that." e.O

Julien, Maurice, Mort...

Maurice: "Why don't u let them use your plane, King Julien? I'm sure we could get it to fly."

Julien: "Because, Maurice, it is my plane. So shut it."

Maurice: "Well, then why don't u go with them?"

Mort: "YAY!"

Julien: "Mort...why are u yaying?"

Mort: "We are going with the giants! YAY!"

Julien: "I never zei that..."

Maurice: "But didn't you, King Julien? Think about it..."

Julien: "It is very possible..."

Maurice: "So, you'll let them use your plane?"

Julien: "Uh...I...well..."

Maurice: "Then it's settled then. I'll go tell them." *walks away*

Julien: *muttering* "I sure showed him..."

To Be Continued...