Penguins of Madagascar Article: King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! u may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, u are not a woman, u are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can u feel true emotions yourself?

User: u are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, u are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: hallo that's what the Skipper pinguïn tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, u can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am the king! u are to be obeying me!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did u just say no?? *eye twitches*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did u say 'no' of 'yes'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How dare u disobey your king!!!

Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?

User: u disobeyed your lemur KING when he, which is I, told u to be making me a smoothie!

Cleverbot: Well ask something else.

User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling u to be making him a smoothie... u MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!

Cleverbot: How can I?

User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Am not.

If u all like this one I'll make meer with different characters. :)

CoolNG90, knd-pom-sp and 3 others like this

27Kowalski Ahah! That's hilarious! Please make more!

_Lexii23_ Thanks! :) I'm working on one with Mort XD

27Kowalski Ahah, can't wait to read it!

carsfan LOL! XD Loved it! :D

_Lexii23_ XD thank you! :)

peacebaby7 LOVE IT! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER! XD My favorite part: Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb. User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

_Lexii23_ ^XD I love that part too! Thanks for reading!! :)

xDark_Angelx Funny. I can imagine the other animals (namely the penguins) trying this out as well, also with hilarious and silly results.

_Lexii23_ I'm making one with skipper after I do the Mort one XD

CuteCuddly LOL! I think Cleverbot is actually the clever one in this one!

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Skipper's Sick Nurses Chapter 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER THREE: Lemurs for the rescue

Skipper heard his comrade’s voices echoing behind the wall. All foursome were sitting in Kowalski’s lab, discussing over some medicine stuffs. He felt thirsty, terribly thirsty. And the only thing he could concentrate his thoughts on was a hot cup of his favoriete catfish flavored coffee.
He rolled over in his bed and glanced at the table. It was about three meters away from his bunk. Although he felt terribly dizzy and weak he decided to try. He collected his strength, scrambled out of the bed and made few wobbly steps forwards.
He was on his halfway towards...

Private, the Private.

posted by SJ_waddles

Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam vis (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation pinguïn Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was fruit punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a pinguïn marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest pinguïn door two years...

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Rejection (Kowalski/Rico Pairing)

posted by skipperluvs

Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company of not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me of something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 7

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy pinguïn shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...