Penguins of Madagascar Article: The otter Woman-Old English

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posted by Private1sCut3

Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady zei thee!"

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CuteCuddly LOL! It's just like Shakespeare! I should know!

peacebaby7 XD Awesome!

Private1sCut3 Thanks guys! I hope it makes sense! xD

peacebaby7 ^Don't worry! It toooooooootally does! I mean...I understood every word of it! Honest! XD Just kidding I really do understand it.

Private1sCut3 ^ Lol! xD I hope it's easy to follow.

peacebaby7 ^It should be. I mean, if you remember what happened in the scene it shouldn't be that hard to figure out. No worries.

Private1sCut3 ^ =] Thanks. It would be hilarious to hear them all talk like this with their voices. xD

peacebaby7 ^XD It really would be! LOL! How art thee today? ..........I don't know why I said that.

Private1sCut3 ^ I fair well good my lady, and thee? xD

peacebaby7 ^XD I could respond in Shakespearean but honestly I don't speak much. Cranky! .......Oh wait that's Australian.

Private1sCut3 ^ XD lol!

peacebaby7 ^XD

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Harry potter and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Harry:Alex today is your special dag
Alex:fun-sized dag
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I love laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex

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Julien's Ball (Part 1)

posted by juhpink

- Heeeeey there!!!!!- zei Julien.
-Ringtail?What are u doing here?- Repleid Skipper.
-I am here just to invite u All for my Ball.
-No, thank you.
-Ahahah, don't say no for the king!
-Look, Julien, we have a lot of things to do, I am sorry.
-But it will be the passionates ' s night, I am going to take my future girlfriend.
Before Skipper open his beak, Julien said:
-I will see u there, take a girl.
-Guys, tonight we are going to the ball.Get ready.
-But Skipper, who are we going with?
Skipper was going to invite Doris, but he wouldn't do it with Kowalski.
-Skipper?
-Ah, I know. We will go to the city...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every dag u stempel, punch a lemur
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head home pagina
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU LOST YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask vraag Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice

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The Aftermath of the Invisibility straal, straal, ray

posted by KowalSkip9

"Skipper, that straal, ray was-" Kowalski said, before getting cut off, once again, door Skipper.
"Blowhole's technology, I know, Kowalski," Skipper said, becoming annoyed. "Now drop the subject, already."
"That straal, ray was mine!" Kowalski yelled, covering his beak quickly.
Skipper stopped in his tracks, and looked disbelievingly at the scientist. "That ray, was yours?" Skipper repeated. Kowalski looked at the ground, nodding slowly. "So u disobeyed my orders, Kowalski?"
"I'm sorry, Skipper!" Kowalski cried, looking at Skipper in anguish. "I couldn't help myself! Banning me from inventing is like banning...

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Bête Noire: Witnesses

posted by Bluepenguin

"W-who's there?"...

Seems like the sound came from over on the east side...

Skipper waddles slowly through the zoo. Nothing seemed to be out of place; everyone was sleeping encaged in their habitats under the crescent moon, of if nocturnal, minding their own business. The silence was so crushing that Skipper could hear his own hart-, hart thump unnaturally in his chest, like a percussionist playing the bongos.

Before anything else, I need to find witnesses and clues.

A whimper comes from above Skipper's head. He looks up to discover that he is standing right beside Leonard's tree.

Maybe I can get some info out of him; of...

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The Hidden Finale (Chapter XII - Victory Brawl)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Skipper and Rico brawled with Blowhole. Kowalski had time to create a portal to our HQ. As we escaped from my beautiful paradise, we saw Blowhole's and Skipper's crustacean warriors down. It was two against one. We knew we couldn't let Skipper and Rico down. So, we helped Skipper and Rico fight. It was a long fight. After a few hours, Blowhole was defeated. He fled swiftly into his HQ and zei that he will plan another plot to steal our weapons.

As we high-fived to our victory, we were thinking about something in Denmark that we forgot. THE LEMURS!

"They will be fine. Anyways, they are stinkin'...

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Why the Scientist Toils

posted by LtKowalski

AUTHOR'S NOTE: As much as I wanted to write this in first person point of view, but I figured it is meer suitable this way. This is just a short happening in the HQ. I kindly request u to "Please Comment."

BOOM! Another huge explosion shook the HQ. Skipper, Private and Rico looked up from their cards then to the steel door, which stood firm for a seconde before falling vooruit, voorwaarts dute to the blow.
"Sorry! I'll fix that!" exclaimed a still carbon covered Kowalski as he burst out the lab. He quickly picked up the door, reconnected it with the bearings...

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The Hidden (Chapter XI - The Winky Warp)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I saw Blowhole and some of his crustacean warriors creating some kind of warp that I can't resist. I though of something that I cannot resist. But when I took a closer peep, they went to my first prize (obviously, was a fish). They knew the code to my toffee, butterscotch lolly, cracked it open, tossed it into the like it was just a feather. One thing they tossed, my lifetime supply of Winkies. It was like they were throwing a million boxes of my life. Oh they will pay alright.

Skipper zei that I should not go there because it could trap me there for eternity. But I couldn't resist them of my butterscotch...

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Rejoice for the Black ster Chapter 3: Origin of The Colony

posted by 67Dodge

"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice badges were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," zei Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," zei Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...

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The Blood Night Chapter 11: Escaping the Tower

posted by 67Dodge

When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" zei Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" zei Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...

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The Magical Smart Tonic Pt 2

posted by Cherpeng

As continued, Kowalski found a magical tonic that makes people smart and wants to drink it but Skipper wont allow him to drink some ,since he might get parilized.The stemmen are clear that I should continue, enjoy! :D

Kowalski sat on his bed in depress and mumbled "It's just not fair." Over and over to himself.Skipper looked at Kowalski and then stared down on the floor. Private walked cautionary near Kowalski and zei "When Skipper zei u can't drink it, it really was for your own good." soothing Kowalski a bit,"I know but he wont even allow me to look at it of read who it was from."Kowalski...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

Marlene was getting an ice pack for Private's sprained flipper. Private was looking over at her. His crush was starting to grow on him, and then Marlene got the ice pack.

"Here u go Private!" Marlene zei happily.

"Thanks Marlene." Private zei happily as well.

He was getting nervous around her. There was tension building up in his body. He wanted to say something but he just couldn't.

"Marlene, do you…by any chance…like anyone here?" Private asked.

What kind of a vraag was that? u dope. Private thought to himself.

"Sure. Everyone here is my friend. Well…mostly everyone." Marlene...

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The Blood Night Chapter 6: Break the moonlight

posted by 67Dodge

Indescribable, that's all Marlene could think when she saw what lied beneath Lilly's ribbon, it was so grotesque that Marlene had almost screamed in disgust, but she couldn't, she had to let the team rest. That was a night ago. Now they had to go find Herelde, the woman with the mirrors. When Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico woke up, Marlene was curled up in a fetal position, shaking and sweating. "Marlene, what happened to you?" asked Kowalski. Before Marlene could speak, Lilly started to talk, tightening her ribbon. "She merely had a nightmare, she should be fine," zei Lilly, giving Marlene a...

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The Blood Night Chapter 4: Meeting Lilly

posted by 67Dodge

The monster charged at Skipper, with full intent on killing him. Skipper ran between the monster's legs and panted. "Rico!! Gimme all the weapons u have!!" yelled Skipper. Rico nodded his head and threw up all of their guns, knives, and chainsaws, but before Skipper could grab a hold on any of them, the monster slurped up all the weapons, except for a small knife. "Skippah!! We're gonna die!!" yelled Private, screaming and crying. Then, Skipper grabbed Private and smacked him as hard as he could. "Listen Private!! We can do this!! All we need to do is stick together!!" yelled Skipper. "Guys!!...

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The Hidden (Chapter X - New Crustacean Recruits)

posted by LifelessPenguin

They felt disappointed when I told them about the commercial incident. So, I went straight to the manager that told me that and bailed out of the agreement. He went furious with me and decided to close my kiosk.

"It was the right thing to do, Private," Skipper explained.

We decided to post some banners about new recruits applying for the war for Dr. Blowhole. We were all astonished on what we saw. It was some of Blowhole's old Crustacean Warriors. They quitted a long time ago, just after we exited through our recent victory when we stopped him in our last battle.

So, we headed to his headquarters...

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The Goo Changer (Part4) Back to the goo

posted by have64

broken Plastic Knife

Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when u where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So u will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
--------------------------------------------------
Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure u can still...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 9

posted by alex356

Me:but who why when
Skipper:we don't know who and don't know why but it happen right now
Harry:I know why a gryffindory did this because some how they want to go the chamber
Hermonie:we'll ask Hagrid
Ron:oh sure we can go like: " oh hello Hagrid do u know anything about the chamber"
Hagrid:no talking about are u
All of us:no
Me:some how he knows
Wood:today we'll toon hufflepuff we'll bet them
Fred(or greoge) : Harry will stop them with his starting thing that can freeze them
Me:Harry the games called off u have to see this
At the hoptil wing
Me:hermonie been...
Harry and Ron:hermonie
Me:she was in the bibliotheek
End of part 9 well hermonie live *dramcie music*

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The Hidden (Chapter IX - Franchise Frolic)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to koop for their needs. Julien and his vrienden went to the Department Store and supermarkt to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

He zei that he went here after the "Me Talent Show" just finished. He built his airplane...

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Harry potter meets pom part 5

posted by alex356

Me:soooooo that's wasn't so hard was it
Harry: oh really then was
Skipper:it's really great to be here Alex because u look.....like......a.......angel
Me and the wizard:...........?
Skipper: I mean u know
Me:right........
At defans art and dark magic
Proffeser:today you'll learn how to make sure a vampire doesn't bite you
*bells ring* ringgggggggg
At lunch
Me:well what do we have in the-
Ron:we don't have anything
Me:alright
Precy:are u leaving Alex with the penguins?
Me:yeah! Harry,Ron,Hermiome u can come
The three of them:really!
Me:yeah my parents think it's okay

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Harry potter meets pom part 3

posted by alex356

Harry:well now we know who you-
Me:should we go to bed
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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volgende moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f u ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling u mayfol is going to get u in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone u don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see u griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a fanpop near you