Yeah, that was fast...
I already have it in my language so I just have to translate it. ^^


1. What do u think about the Pairings in PoM?

All: ....
Skipper: Do we really have to answer this?
Kowalski: I think so...
Skipper: Fine. WHY ARE THESE GUYS SHIPPING ME WITH HANS?!
Rico: *looks at hardcore Kico Fanarts* ...... Not funny.
Kowalski: *looks too* I....I do agree with you..
Private: Me and Kid? ...
Amarillo Kid: Yeah, me and him? How horrible. You're just my only friend!
Hans: *grin* I like Skilene.
Skipper: .....Really?
Hans: Maybe?
Skipper: Stop kidding me.
Clemson: ....No comment. I just don't want to see people shipping me with Skipper, Savio, Hans or....Julien..
White Widow: Hm. I have no pairing.
Skipper: u don't even have an appearance!

2. Which people do u don't like?

Skipper: *looks at Blowhole* *then at Hans* ...... It's really hard to decide.
Kowalski: People who hate the science!
Rico: Henrik.
Skipper, Kowalski, Private: ?___?
Henrik: *going crying away*
Skipper: ....So...WHO was that guy?
Hans: If I would say, that I hate Skipper...well, I would lie.
Savio: ...I only say the Baby Fossa..
Baby Fossa: *bites Savio* *wants his Dada*
Savio: I ate him, okay?
Clemson: *sigh* With my crown...
Buck Rockgut&Nigel: The red Squirell!
Private: Uncle Nigel! *smiles*
Skipper: u here? Well, nice to see u guys.

3. Did u know that Skipper had a datum with Doris?

Blowhole & Kowalski: O__O
Blowhole: You're dating with MY sister?! It's emberassing enough that she had a datum with another Pen-gyu-win!
Kowalski: Skipper... you...you...you...*can't find words*
Skipper: Guys, calm down! *shoked* I didn't even know that!
Doris: Yeah, this vraag IS a lie! I would know that too.
Hans: Really? How sad. The only girl who I wanted to see with Skipper was Marlene.
Skipper: .... *slapping Hans* What's wrong with you?
Red Squirell: It was ME who dating Doris!
Rest: ......
Red Squirell: What?
Doris: I don't even know you.
Buck Rockgut: There u are, Red Squirell...
Nigel: Wait. He had a datum with a dolphin? Love doesn't even fits you!

4. Do u want to marry me?

Skipper: I don't even know you.
Kowalski: DORRRIIIIS MARRY MEEEEE~
Doris: ....Fanboys. Fanboys everywhere.
Kowalski: So...that means 'No'?
Doris: Yes, it means no. And never.
Blowhole: And I don't want to see u dating anymore with a pen-gyu-win!
Doris: ....Since when has u brotherinstinct for me?
Blowhole: I just hate pen-gyu-wins. That's all.
Private: Marry you? *blink* It comes a little bit fast...
Savio: Can I eat this vraag again?
Manfredi: NO! *reading fast* .... Ehw.
Johnson: Are u Harald? If not: No.
Manfredi: *agrees with Johnson*
Red One: I want to marry you!
Blowhole: ..... *looks at Red One* Are u crazy?
Manfredi: Okay, u can eat this question. Bon appetite.

5. Are u talking when u sleep?

Skipper: Uh...no.
Private: Really? But I heard u talking about something like: ,,No Do-"
Skipper: Pssst!
Kowalski: *looks at Skipper* He was saying...?
Skipper: Eh...NO DODO! DON'T DIE AGAIN!
Hans: Clemson?
Clemson: Well, u zei something like: ,,NO SKIPPER! Don't annoy the hyenas, don't annoy the hyenas."
Hans: How emberassing.

6. How are u Red, Nigel and Buck?

Buck&Nigel: *trying to catch the Red Squirell with a Pokeball* WE ARE FINE.
Red: u GUYS WATCHED TOO MUCH POKEMON AGAIN! u CAN'T CAPTURE ME WITH A POKEBALL! *runs*
Nigel: He is right.
Red: Of COURSE I am right!
Buck: Well, we can capture u with that rope.
Red: Oh, please. And wait! At the moment, I'm not evil, really! I just want to have fun. *tooks a camera*
Buck&Nigel: .... *looking at each other*
Red: C'mon guys, best foes forever? What do u say? *puppy eyes*
Buck: I don't know what's wrong with you, but this is an act! ........Fine.
Red: Yay.
Nigel: *whispers to Buck* I think aliens have captured him.

7. Have u ever ate a mouse?

Skipper: .....That is a really weird question.
Kowalski: *sarcastical voice* What a interesting question.
Rico: *a muis comes out of his mouth* Goodbye!
Private: ....Ieh. *looks at Rico*
Hans: Yes one...It was Skippers fault. *angry look at Skipper*
Skipper: That was the only great thing on Denmark. *smiles*
Savio: One? I had meer as one mouse!
Clemson: I don't eat mouses...
Manfredi: Harald-...
Skipper: I don't know who that Harald is so be quiet about him! Hmph!
Manfredi: *sulks* But I thought this vragen has something to do with mouses...
Johnson: Skipper, you're a bad person!

8. Have u ever make a sleepwalk?

Skipper: I dreamed I were a ninja...but then..Kowalski found me in the fridge. It was really cold!
Kowalski: u really shocked me!
Rico: Sleeping with Ms. Perky. Ms. Perky was away... *looks very sadly*
Private: I sleept and then I waked up door Marlene...
Hans: Lying on the bottom with a open mineral bottle...
Savio: *sigh* Clemson did it. While he was sleeping he throws pizza on me.
Manfredi: One day, in Denmark I beated Skipper in the face...I feel so sorry...
Skipper: That was a painfull. It's still painfull.
Red One: I stand up, was running in cirkel and then the Doc ask me what I do. I answered in panic: ,,I searching something, I searching something!" and then...I slammed against the wall.

9. Are u ready?

Skipper: For what?
Kowalski: Always ready for the science! And ready to do some experiements with this unique species! *holding yellow lemur*
Yellow Lemur: Help me D:
Rico: *holding bombs* Ready!
Private: For what?
Red: Ready! For Hide and Seek. *running away*
Nigel: Stop that running. We don't play hide and seek.
Red: Ohhwww D:
Buck: What's wrong with you?! You're act like a children! C'mon I like u meer as a villian.
Red: So, If u don't like me with me...Goodbye! *runs to the window*
Nigel: Are u crazy?! *capture him with Rope* Not the window way.
Red: I WANT ACORNS. THERE IS A boom WITH ACORNS.
Nigel&Buck: ...... *still wondering what happened to the squirell*

10. Julien of Hans?

Skipper: Hans.
Kowalski: Hans.
Rico: Hans.
Private: Hans.
Hans: i agree: Me!
Clemson: Hans.
Savio: Hans.
Hans: I feel loved.
Skipper: ...I still don't like you.
Me: That was very creative, guys....
Blue Hen: Julien!
Kowalski: *gasp*
Savio: Okay, I say Julien. He is tasty.

11. Skipper of Kowalski?

Skipper: Well, I am a good leader.
Kowalski: Uh...He is my leader, so...
Rico: *looks at this question* ......Skiwalski?
Private: I think I agree with Rico.
Hans: Definetly Skipper.
Clemson: Skipper.
Savio: Hm...which one do tasty better...?
Blue Hen: *noseblood* Kowalski......~
Doris: *looks really evil at the blue hen*

12. Doris of the blue hen?

Skipper: Doris!
Rico: Jepp, Doris.
Private: *noods*
Blue Hen: *fight with Doris in cause of Kowalski* Listen, princess. He is now mine.
Doris: I break up with him, but you...you wouldn't fit to Kowalski! He is mine.
Kowalski: *Fanboy* O//////O SHE WANTS ME BACK. I know she still loved me, Baby! I'm sorry Blue hen, but my hart-, hart belongs to Doris.
Hans: ....NOW I can understand why she is evil.
Clemson: Oh yeah. Poor hen.
Savio: It was absolutey heartbreaking. Direct saying these words in her face. I feel really sorry for her.
White Widow: *drinking tea* Pity for her, hm?
Nigel: Can I have thee too?
White Widow: No. We are enemys.
Nigel: *roll eyes* I was polite but.... *slapping her* Ha! Now I have tea.
Blue Hen: ...Wait for it, Kowalski. Just. wait. for. it.
Blowhole: She sounds definetly evil.
Mort: Eviiiiiiil!

13. SQUIRELLS IN MY PANTS

Buck, Nigel & Red: .....
Red: I'm not in your pants! of in your butt..
Blowhole: Aren't u a little to young for Squirells in your pants?
Skipper: Yes, yes I am.
Mort: I had bees in my butt.
Clemson: ....Nobody wanted to hear that.
Mort: *looks angry at Clemson* I don't like you!
Red: I still...want...need...acorns...
Buck: Can we have a deal? I give u MILLIONS of acorn and then u change back to normal?
Red: THIS. *acorns eyes* Sounds really good..