Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pannekoeken, pannenkoeken with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with u men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the love of crud. We are going to taco Gringo.
So after much debate the four penguins decide to go to the old taco joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. u never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison of a tourist trap, of even dag old churros.
They study the menu and decide what they want to order. Basically anything u can think of with an added taco on the end was on that menu.
Skipper: I'll have the bbq and hot sauce taco with extra hot hot sauce. Make it the old fashioned way with fairy spit, and old tire, and a rusty doornail. Also, I wil need some entrails, some dirt, and if u are daring enough then add some Doritos on top. That should do it.
The other three stare, horrified with disgust. Then Kowalski steps up to order. Kowalski isn't going for the disgusting river vlot taco and orders the basic burrito mundo gringo taco. Rico points to the wingbat wart taco meal, and Private decides to try out the Terror taco in a Shell. Don't worry. Besides Skipper's daymare of a greasy hardshell taco the others are not as bad as they sound. They get their old dried out tacos and go sit down.
Private: Skipper, that has to be the grossest taco I have ever seen. Ewww...
The taco is five pounds of repulsive content with hot sauce oozing out onto the tray. It looks like a mini science fair volcano.
Rico: Bleh...
Skipper: Nonsense. It has got to be the cutest taco I have ever seen. What is it going to do? Eat us? Now I am going t um...scope out the bathroom. I have lived long enough to see what can crawl out of a toilet.
(Dark piano muziek starts playing in the background. Bethoven Symphony #5 would be appropriate.)
