Penguins of Madagascar Article: A pinguïn comedy^_^ chapter 1: let the games begin!

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A pinguïn comedy^_^ chapter 1: let the games begin!

posted by spmana123

It was a typical dag at the zoo, and skipper and his buddy's were relaxing watching tv, skipper had made popcorn for 3 amigos for a movie they were watching. Before he sat down, he heard a knock at the door, curious, he opened the door to see that it was noe other than rain shadow, ivy, Kat, and Michelle. Rain shadow was a cat that the penguins knew for a while, rain shadow had saved skipper from falling off a building, and that's how they met, the others were all penguins just visiting.

Rainshadow: hey, what's up skipper!

Skipper:!what are u all doing here!'

Rain shadow:we wanted to see if we could do something today, I mean, it is a beautiful day..

Skipper: well...alright, u can c'mon in....

Rain shadow and the others quickly jumped in, and got comfortable for the movie, Kat and Michelle were standing a little ways from the others.

Michelle: I....I don't want to sit volgende to Rico.... He'll think I'm weird?!

Kat: same here... But with skipper, I mean....we could try sitting volgende to them, it wouldn't hurt...

Michelle: your right....

And then the two of them sat volgende to the ones that they had a huge crush on, Michelle sat volgende to Rico, she was blushing everytime Rico would even look in her direction, while Kat sat a little always from skipper.

Skipper: alright everyone....the movie shall begin!

Everyone clapped there hands and went silent as the movie begun. The entire time, Michelle was getting closer and closer to Rico, but she couldn't really get that close because shenwasnso nervous around him, and Kat was talking to skipper about the movie, trying to strike up conversations that he liked.

The movie had ended, and all of them had stood up and yelled for extciement for the movie was really good, Rico and skipper high dived each other and begun to make fun if some of the scenes in the movie.

Just as they were all getting comfy,Julien, Marlene Maurice and mort all entered there lair, and told them something huge, and they needed all of them. Everyone then walked up to thensurface of the penguins lair, and saw that it was none other than Phil, he wanted to talk to then all.

Skipper: what gives?

Phil: I've decided to do something fun for all of u...

Rain shadow: what is it! What is it! I live games!

Phil: I was going to make a party fun game for all of u to join, do u all want to do it, the winner gets to take one person of thier choice to see war never ends two...I got 2 free tickets..

Skipper: no way?! I love the first one!!

Michelle and Kat then looked at each other, knowing that if one of them won, they could take thier admirer out to the movie, making it a date.

Michelle: I'm gonna win!!

Kat: no! I am! You'll see

Phil: alright everyone calm down...I'm gonna spleet, split u into three groups, I have a paper right here with all the people in groups already.

Everyone looked at the paper to see who they were with:

Group 1: Kowalski, Michelle, rain shadow, private

Group 2: Rico, Kat, julien, ivy

Group 3: skipper, mort, Maurice, Marlene

Phil: alright everyone, get in your groups and get ready for some fun!

Skipper: your all going down!

Kat and Michelle looked at each other angirly, who was gonna win?

Grammyof4 and Number1SkippFan like this

Rainshadow999 AWESOME!!! You're awesome, this story is awesome! ...Well the start of the story is anyway.

queenpalm Great job! Continue! Thanks for including my OC!

Number1SkippFan It's so cool to have someone else use Kat for a change, this story is awesome plz continue =D

spmana123 Thanks u giys^_^

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 4

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing vis soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets volgende to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. u need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. u can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know u will take good care of our son of daughter. Why don't u get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help u during migration. That's about the only...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 1)

posted by peacebaby7

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, u wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It zei a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

pinguïn Bloopers: Koocheekookan, Destroyer of Worlds (from Operation: Lunacorn Apocalypse)

posted by peacebaby7

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that roze play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh u wanna dance, prom...

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pinguïn Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 8 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees of bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat u up and nothing else." He said.
The colt whinnied again...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 8

posted by CuteCuddly

*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried door Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere seconden before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just seconden ago.

We were...

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The Slenderman chp. 4

posted by stlouisfan

(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very volgende morning; followed shortly door Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski zei as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...

Lost in the struik, struik, bush of Africa chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the volgende mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did u get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well u know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are u crazy there are wild animals out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...

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What If?

posted by BrightLight92

Kowalski sat patiently on his bench in Central Park. It was under an efflorescing kers-, cherry tree, which he knew was her favorite. It was early spring and the bright sun splashed through holes in the flowering canopy of the park's trees. The slight breeze blew a few petals from the trees, causing them to fall and create a blanket of roze and white softness. It was everything he imagined for the start of a romance. The scientist pulled out his notepad and looked at his prediction for the day's happening. He spent much too long thinking of the moment.

She'd walk towards him slowly, look around in...

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Sahara Desert screams/ valentine *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the gras was go green u would say it was plastic, palm trees and fruit trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed door a beautiful waterfall. If u could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the vis swimming in the crystal water. "No, because u don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 2

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 2 – The Competition

Back at the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Rico and Private were desperately trying to think of ways to change Skipper’s mind. “What are we going to do?!” Private asked the others, with a concerned look on his face, “This is only one night of the entire year. Skipper can’t afford to miss it.” “Don’t worry Private. I’m sure Skipper will come tonight. He just need time to think this through is all.” Kowalski assured him. “Do u think he would?” “Affirmative. However, if you’re not positively...

The Little Door Part 2

posted by Saracuda

Liberty was deep into a painting when it happened. She loved painting. It help soothe her when things went wrong. She loved the gentle strokes of her brush as her masterpeices took form. Today a radiant image of the African plain glowed before her. She was almost done. The last thing to do was the sky. Suddenly she heard a familiar voice, "Am I interrupting something?"
Liberty gasped, looking around, her amber eyes darting to the entrance of her cave. A streak of sky blue slashed across the african plain. She looked back in dismay. Her homeland was ruined. She turned to see who'd been the cause...

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Goodbye, Men (chapter 1)

posted by Gumball17

Private's PoV
It's 6:30 a. m., and I'm wide awake. This is nothing unusual; Skipper usually makes us rise before the sun. I don't mind though; I like spending time with my friends, even if it's while doing drills and practice. After that was done, we combed the zoo for any suspicious activity. Finding none, we headed back to our enclosure to do random stuff. The first thing Kowalski did was go to work on his new invention. I'm not sure what it's supposed to do; all I know is he says it's his "best ever" and that it'll "change history". I've heard it all before. We all have. Kowalski makes a...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 4

posted by mostar1219

In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If u wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt u guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 2

posted by mostar1219

In the Family Guy universe
Peter: I got the fuel we need. (pulls out some cans of beer)
Cleveland: Quick question, is the bier for the fuel of for you?
Peter: For the fuel, Cleveland. (runs over a skeleton on a motorcycle) Sorry, Ghost Rider!
P: We're seem to be making meer progress than Johnny Test and Robot Chicken.
K: Seems like Susan is making something to keep everything Johnny can hear censored.
S: u can tell from the rearview mirror?
K: Well, yea, and I have a feeling that some foul language is gonna come along. (the Masked Power Racer's car comes door the penguins' car and the window is down)...

Back to the Denmark! chapter 1: a lie and lie

posted by andresandru

skipper and his palls sat at their beds, they just had arough dag they fught with each other, but Skipper was alert, like always, thenb, he could hear someone knocking the door, of the fishbowl, he runned towards the enter, he hoped to see a lemur and otter of even Mandy, but what he saw was something that ruined his happiness: Hans the Denmark puffin.

"Hans?!"

"hey Skipper, I need your help, could u come out here?"

"why should I?"

"because last time we met I didn't try to kill you?"

"maybe because u were fighting androids?"

"look, I changed, and I have a deal!"

"a deal was what made me public...

ster pengs chapter 4: skyhigh fight

posted by andresandru

Skipper's sense of adventure rised, he always wanted to be on a sky-high fight,

and his dream was finally coming true! He looked for any button, he finally saw one with wings,

after activating it he heard the voice of the computer

"deploying wings" Skipper moved what seemed to be a manuver lever, he saw one, and pressed the big

red button in the top, boven of the lever,

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the ship was destroyed door the missle Skipper shoot, suddently a voice came

"help! they're on me!" it was marlene,

Skipper wasn't an idiot, maybe he could gain her atention through the classic one: heroic accion!

"don't worry,...

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Bringing muziek to Life (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

I come across Kowalski constructing a new invention while he's listening to music.
Me: Kowalski?
K: (drops ipod) Aaagh! (looks behind him) Oh, Monique, it's you.
Me: What's the invention this time?
K: Well, it's the Vocaltunage Imagery Ray.
Me: Judging door the name, does it turn songs into actions depending on the song?
K: Actually yes. Now let me set up a song and shoot a laser in the sky. (shoots laser in the sky surrounding the zoo)
Me: What song is it?
K: You'll see.
Jessica: Grandma Monique! (walks towards me and Kowalski)
Me: I told you, Jessica, just call me "Monique".
Jessica: Alright, Monique,...

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The pinguïn massacre V.1

posted by chatterbox55

the datum is august 25,2009 the dag started out as usual for the penguins private on the other hand has been acting very odd so the vet decided to put private on happy pills....

skipper:you know kowalski private hasn't been acting the same ever since he went on those pills.

kowalski: i agree with u skipper he's been acting very very odd u know i've caught him talking to a uithangbord when his alone.

skipper:really?

kowalski:yeah and he's been saying some odd words too.
(private comes into H.Q. all bloody)

skipper:private are u okay?

private:sure i am skippa i just went to see alice that's all but she...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 10: A Fatal Dispute

posted by BirdG

A fatal Dispute

When they got back to the oak, they were welcomed door the others. Glad that they had found what they needed, they began to divide up the food. In fact it were only the fruits that had to be shared; the penguins and the otter had brought their own food, and Burt was anyway eating from the trees – although he quite missed his peanuts. But the chimpanzees, lemurs and baboons had the same nurture and so they had to share fairly. This wouldn't have been a problem, if it hadn't been for Julien. The amount of food for them was little and he insisted of getting meer than the others....