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Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope u enjoy it! :D

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Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, of thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a brood box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up cards*

Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*

Rico: “Oops...” :o

[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]

Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: T_T

[scene shifts to PRIVATE]

Private: *sips from coffee*

Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(

Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”

Director: *drinks coffee*

Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”

Director: *stops drinking* O__________O

Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(

Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*

Waiting: Take 3

[scene shifts to PRIVATE]

Private: *sips from coffee*

Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”

Private: *stops drinking* O__________O

Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(

Private: *sets cup down and shivers*

Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*

Private: XP

[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]

Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no.”

Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! u gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(

Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D

Kowalski: :/

[tire screeches are heard outside]

Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(

[fan comes through door]

PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D

Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”

PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*

Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(

PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*

Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”

Waiting: Take 4

[tire screeches are heard outside]

Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(

[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]

PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D

Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise u could come up with?”

PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes u think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”

Director: *double facepalm*

Waiting: Take 5

[tire screeches are heard outside]

Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(

[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]

pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”

Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”

Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*

Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”

Rico: *laughs nervously*

Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”

Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)

PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D

Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*

Security: *holds him back*

SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o

Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O

PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”

Waiting: Take 6

pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”

Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the love a...”

Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*

Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”

Rico: *laughs nervously*

Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”

Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)

[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]

Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”

Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”

Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*

Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”

PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”

Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(

PB: “Oh, I told her u gave her the dag off. u know u have a signature that’s really easy to forge? u should do something about that.”

Director: D:<

PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*

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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
Hello again! This is the 3rd Chapter of the story and Skipper is back! Thanks for visiting this story and thanks for those who keep reading my written story. I thought I am going to quit of writting this story and leave this uncontinued before, but I was concerned for the readers that are waiting. If u want something to say, be honest please and leave a comment. Sorry about the shortness of this chapter. Thank u for reading and hope u enjoy this book!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter III - The Plan of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

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I Just Wanna Say This to My girlfriend
Jhoman12:Amanda I'm So Sorry About What i Said.I Still Love u but u Proably Don't like Me At all now And u Deserve me At All.=( So If we Get Toghter Again i Swear To not Cheat on you. I Promise If u Redin this,Well.. Because u nice and Beutiful And i'm Sometimes Stupid Cause i don't Know What i'm doing. so I always Love u
For My Love,Amanda Jones A.K.A GiveMekingJuilan
The Lyrics Is Called Lloyd Banks Ft Jeremih - Don't Deserve u Here's The Lyrics for My Girlfriend Amanda Jones
think I love you, don't let me get in the way (Get in the way)
Don't...
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posted by skipperfan5431
IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!
Lilly woke up in the HQ about an uur later. She saw everyone crowded around her, worried. Then she felt something sting her on the back of her neck. "OUCH! What the--" Lilly realized that she no longer had a deep, male-like voice. She looked at Skipper and Marlene, who smiled at her in an odd way. She turned around to see Kowalski standing behind her, in his OWN body, holding the fixed laser in one flipper. "H-how did you?" Lilly cheered exstaticly as she hugged Kowalski. Skipper gave Kowalski a weird look and gently pulled her away. (Oh Skipper.............) "Remember those...
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Place:Base
Time:6:00 am

Skipper:Up and atem boys. Time for training.

(All penguins line up except Have)

Have: do I have to.

Skipper: I don't think u heard me solder. Get Up.

Have:*snoring*

Sipper: Rico. Get the cold bucket.

(Rico barfs a bucket and hand it to Skipper)
(Skipper splashes cold water on Have's bunk)

Have: HOLY ARCTIC WATER.(Falls out bunk)
Have: What da heck man. D:<

Skipper:I think your not alert, u need extra hard training.
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Place:The Park
Time:6:30am

Have:Goodness, I'm so tired. I need rest.
(lays down)

Fred:Hello.

Have: Not now Fred.

Fred:...
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posted by LtKowalski
CHAPTER 5: IS THE RAIN EVEN NECESSARY?

    We just had our breakfast, Skipper stood in front of the TV with his vis coffee mug in his flipper watching the news. Private just sat there starring down at the floor while Rico played lazily with his leftover fish. I stood just outside my laboratory with a schroevedraaier, schroevendraaier and my shrink straal, ray in my flippers. I pretended to remove the screws, look inside the device, arrange nd disarrange the parts put back the screws then repeated the over and over.
    This morning was gloomy. Thats the only word I can describe...
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Prof. Horrible's Sing along Story

Please keep in mind this is partially AU. Also, Private doesn't exist, and Skipper has a separate habitat from Kowalski and Rico. Marlene doesn't see them often, except at Inspection Day, when the Zoo Keepers take them out of their habitats for a thorough cleaning of their homes.

Act I - Scene II

Marlene stood just inside the zoo walls. She has a small stack of papers in her hands, with some drawings on them of the Kids Petting Zoo and some baby animals, and then a parking lot and sad baby animals. She holds one paper in her hand, trying to hand out papers to...
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We barely noticed the hypnotizing ray. The war will be moved to volgende month. For now, we will identify the ray.

A delivery came in in our habitat.
"Kowalski, tell me this is another delivery of our spiced tuna," Skipper asked.
"No, Skipper. It must be a condiment for our spiced tuna," Kowalski replied.

"Send it to our habitat, pronto".
"Yes, sir".

There were lots of it. Maybe, maybe. I was just wondering if some of it was from Blowhole. Maybe, maybe, just maybe.

The first one who tried it was Kowalski. Of course, he was the tester of everything. He's not afraid of any chemicals. If other than chemicals,...
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posted by LifelessPenguin
It's dag 1 of Practice of may I say the last dag of practice. Everyone was working hard for the "Me Talent Show" created door King Julien. After a two hours, Maurice geplaatst the banner for the the talent show. It says that the judge is him (King Julien) and the nice gator, Roger. Of course, the creator of the toon will be the judge. With the two cheer dancers, Mort and Maurice.

Here are the contestants of the "Me Talent Show":
1. Private (Me) - will bake some pannekoeken, pannenkoeken u never tasted and dance.
2. Kowalski - will build a new crown for King Julien (more fashionable).
3. Rico - will do an acrobatic...
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Ok, before u read this, I haven't geplaatst a story of how we got to the penguins world, but this is about my character Valentina and her twin Angelina finding clues to a treasure much greater than that of the golden squirrel. They must destroy it, but there is only one way, to find the firestone of Elapinia and set them on brand together.

Part one
I was on my laptop one dag when Private looked over my shoulder.
"Can I borrow your laptop?" He asked.
"NO! I'm using it, and I'm very busy!" I yelled back.
"What are u doing?" He asked, obviously very curious as to what I was doing.
"Well, the...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly didn't say a word to Skipper. She was still angry about what he had zei at their meeting the night before. He tried to engage with her, but she ignored him every time. "Come on Lilly. IYou know I would never lie to yo. Especially about something that important to you!" Skiper urged, but Lilly just looked at the newspaper she held in her flippers. "So what? Now your giving me the scilent treatment?" Lilly kept looking at the pictures in the paper, and still ignored her boyfriend. Then, Kowalski came out of his lab with Crystal. He was tonen her how to make a jiggles of her very own....
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posted by SkipperXLisa
"Wow! I can see me!"

"Your point?"

Hitori was staring at her reflection in a lake in awe. Her eyes wide, she

gently touched the water. Her muscles tensed as a ring rippled her body and

made it disappear for a moment. She let out a sigh of relief when she was back.

Blowhole chuckled slightly. "It'd not actually you, ya' know."

Hitori shrugged. "It must be something living though, right? I assume

everything has something to it."

"Well, u assume incorrectly," Blowhole muttered. Then, meer clearly, he

said, "Come on. We need to get going. Find a place to set up camp."

Hitori nodded and followed...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Okay people, for the sake of ALL the innocent eyes out there(including mine) im not gonna go into any DETAILS, im just gonna say that Skipper and Lilly have been at it for about an uur and a half now.................yeeaahhh..0-0
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"See Lilly, that wasn't so bad huh?" Skipper asked as he stood up to stretch. Lilly just layed there, her eyes WIDE in happiness. SHE FINALLY DID IT! "T-that was ....................FUN!" Lilly zei aloud. Then she turned around and dragged Skipper back to the ground! (Oh boy)
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posted by skipperfan5431
After about an uur of therapy with Kowalski, the team finally knew why Lilly was Jigsaw's main target. It turns out he was a toymaker in her kingdome back in Antarctica. When she was a hatchling, she claimed that a dummy that he made (the one with the swirly cheeks) Pushed her down, causing her to fall on a large 'NAIL' and get a huge gash going up her leg. She ran home pagina and told her mother, who suspected Jigsaw was practicing witchcraft in his toyshop (She is VERY supersticious) So he and his wife, who had just had a miscariage, were put in prison for twelve years. He then swore to have vengence...
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posted by alex463
Alex: gee santa does't com early skipper and the penguins come skipper: kolwaski where are we kolwaski: at a house
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to reading skipper: what are u reading? Alex: I am reading the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can u tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder
posted by anna447
Once in a kingdom a king and qween wanted a child. Fanely there wish came true. a girl was born. they named her marlene wich ment young princess.to calabraght the long awhited birth they trow a party.the otter king's friend a king himself deside to kom bij there kingdoms togheter as one door batroghting prince tamon to princess marlene.then 3 good frieses came two gave the gifts of bueaty and song.the 3rd one was about to give her gift when a evil sorrseres came. her name was jane.she was the only one oninvited. she siad that before the sun sat on marlene's 28th birthday marlene would prick her finger on the spindel and die.the 3rd good sorrsores give her gift that if this withs spell was to come true that marlene will not die but sleep tell true loves kiss wakes her up.

END OF PART !
posted by skipperfan5431
About a minuut later, Rebecca came to! Although, she wasn't the same. When she woke up to her friends' smiling faces, she had the usual 'human' reaction. " P-p-penguins!? Oh my god! Why am I with penguins!? AHHHHH!!!!" Rico knocked her out to keep her quiet. " Skippa! Hans really did---" Skipper put his flipper up to shush Private. The only moderately sane human that Skipper has ever met completely forgot they were even friends. Although he never zei it aloud, that was how he felt on the inside. She kind of reminded him of his long-lost younger sister, but that's a different story, for a different...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"Wait....how'd u get that tape off your mouth? Your hands are tied." Skipper asked akwardly. "Your little friend took it off for me." Rebecca replied as she pointed to Julien while he danced behind her. Skipper slapped his flipper on his forehead. " Ring-tail!" He cried. Julien scurried off. " Now, let's get down to business. Why were u covorting with that rat? Does the name BLOWHOLE pop up into u head girlie? DOES IT?" Skipper climbed up onto Rebecca and screamed in her face. She rolled her eyes and answered. "No. The reason I snatched up that rat is because he was plotting something...
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posted by kowalskielol
continuing from ch. 2............

kitka iz totaly tired

ki: pufff hufff pufff huffff how long is this gona take??!?!?!?!

dr.b: not long!

ki: thanks,...

dr.b: no realy your hear

ki:..........

dr.b: >:( your- hear.

ki: look pal, unless u can tell me where dr.blowholes lair is i dont think-

dr.b: I AM DR. BLOWHOLE!~!!!!!!!

KI: oh! what are u doing this far from your lair.-

dr.b: u ARE HEAR u LITTLE NITWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K: :,( your scaring me !!! waaaahaa!!!

dr.b: the worst ,........ OK!!! sorry sorry

ki: "sniff"

dr,b:our first lesson,........ how to GET revenge
posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly took the uniform and headed for Kowalski's lab. The clone tried to pull her back, but she kicked him in the...ummm....berries. Yup. " Come on Lilly, we can talk about this!" Cried the clone, seething with 'berry' pain. Lilly shut the big steel door behind her.
---------------------------------------UNKNOWN LOCATION IN THE ZOO!!!!
Skipper has been trying to break out of his shackles all day. " I have to get out of this room! Who knows what kind of sick, twisted things that crazy clone is doing to my friends! Especially Lilly and Marlene. He had his sights on them meer than anyone." Skipper...
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posted by kowalskielol
horah for my sister! (she helped me) this ends the kitka/skipper thing in the fan fiction world.im a skilene, so writing the beginning was hard.hear i go!

it was a nice afternoon in central park, and skipper was looking dashing. well, all he did was put a black bow on his chest but THAT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE HES WEARING A TUX!.

S: kowalski? is this bow tie exactly straight?
k: (gets out measuring stuff and measures the angle philosify watever its called) skipper this bow tie is aprociminly 1.0 percent off balence.
s: blast man! how am i supposed to look nice when-
p:its 10:00 skippa'
s:oh no!!! im...
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