[Skipper looks around. His pinguïn lair is empty]
Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the lemur habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too! I may not like that deranged Ringtail but that doesn’t mean he deserves this! I must hurry to warn the others before Kowalski gets to them to; he must be out of control!
[Skipper goes to the monkey’s cages, the olifant pen, the reptile room and even the kangaroo’s corral. He finds every single one of them empty. Skipper gives up and slowly trudges back to his lair]
Skipper: [tragically]Gone, they’re all gone. My crew, Marlene, all of them. But what is Kowalski planning? Is he in alliance with the enemy? He could be holding them hostage!
[Dives into the hole beneath the vis dish. Inside the lair he finds a suprising image; Private, Rico, and Kowalski watching T.V. calmly. Not exactly the condition in which he had expected to see them. He had visualized a demented Kowalski holding hostage the struggling Rico and Private with fast muziek playing in the background. Perhaps he should stop watching all of those dramatic action movies]
Private:Hello Skipper! Out for a stroll?
Skipper:[Suprised]Private? Rico? Kowalski? What has been going on here? The entire zoo has been kidnapped! Where were you?
Kowalski:[Avoiding his last question]That sounds highly illogical Skipper. Perhaps u went to see them while they were busy somewhere else.
Skipper:All at once? I want the truth man! I can take it; if you’ve turned sides I’ll still love you, in a hateful sort of way of course.
Kowalski:Turned sides? Skipper, are u suggesting that I have taken the contrary to you? Never!
Skipper:Than what’s all this madness? [Nobody answers]Man? [He looks at them, they all look down]
Private: Well, u see Skipper…
Kowalski:Today is National Hide-and Seek-Day! And as I was “it” I tried to get everyone ready. We…err… thought u knew.
Skipper:Oh. Well, why didn’t u say so? I love hide-and-seek it’s good practice. Let’s play!
Private:Oh, err…uh… we can’t right now because…
Kowalski:[Quickly]The game’s already over
Rico:[Nodding nervously]Agh!
Skipper:Did u find everyone than Kowalski? Because i looked in every nook and cranny that i thought possible for anyone to be hiding in.
Kowalski:Find? Oh, yes... I found everyone. They were all just hiding very well.
Skipper:Oh, all right, good job Kowalski. I’m going to hit the sack than, I’ve got a hard routine exercise planned and I want to be able to keep awake during it. Good night man! Glad to know you’re not acting against me.
[Skipper goes to bed. Rico, Private, and Kowalski look at each other and sight in relief. It had been a close one, Skipper had almost found out their plan. Kowalski turns to Rico and Private]
Kowalski:And now, we need to figure out how to get rid of Skipper.
Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the lemur habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too! I may not like that deranged Ringtail but that doesn’t mean he deserves this! I must hurry to warn the others before Kowalski gets to them to; he must be out of control!
[Skipper goes to the monkey’s cages, the olifant pen, the reptile room and even the kangaroo’s corral. He finds every single one of them empty. Skipper gives up and slowly trudges back to his lair]
Skipper: [tragically]Gone, they’re all gone. My crew, Marlene, all of them. But what is Kowalski planning? Is he in alliance with the enemy? He could be holding them hostage!
[Dives into the hole beneath the vis dish. Inside the lair he finds a suprising image; Private, Rico, and Kowalski watching T.V. calmly. Not exactly the condition in which he had expected to see them. He had visualized a demented Kowalski holding hostage the struggling Rico and Private with fast muziek playing in the background. Perhaps he should stop watching all of those dramatic action movies]
Private:Hello Skipper! Out for a stroll?
Skipper:[Suprised]Private? Rico? Kowalski? What has been going on here? The entire zoo has been kidnapped! Where were you?
Kowalski:[Avoiding his last question]That sounds highly illogical Skipper. Perhaps u went to see them while they were busy somewhere else.
Skipper:All at once? I want the truth man! I can take it; if you’ve turned sides I’ll still love you, in a hateful sort of way of course.
Kowalski:Turned sides? Skipper, are u suggesting that I have taken the contrary to you? Never!
Skipper:Than what’s all this madness? [Nobody answers]Man? [He looks at them, they all look down]
Private: Well, u see Skipper…
Kowalski:Today is National Hide-and Seek-Day! And as I was “it” I tried to get everyone ready. We…err… thought u knew.
Skipper:Oh. Well, why didn’t u say so? I love hide-and-seek it’s good practice. Let’s play!
Private:Oh, err…uh… we can’t right now because…
Kowalski:[Quickly]The game’s already over
Rico:[Nodding nervously]Agh!
Skipper:Did u find everyone than Kowalski? Because i looked in every nook and cranny that i thought possible for anyone to be hiding in.
Kowalski:Find? Oh, yes... I found everyone. They were all just hiding very well.
Skipper:Oh, all right, good job Kowalski. I’m going to hit the sack than, I’ve got a hard routine exercise planned and I want to be able to keep awake during it. Good night man! Glad to know you’re not acting against me.
[Skipper goes to bed. Rico, Private, and Kowalski look at each other and sight in relief. It had been a close one, Skipper had almost found out their plan. Kowalski turns to Rico and Private]
Kowalski:And now, we need to figure out how to get rid of Skipper.
Alex:wow that pinguïn is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that pinguïn just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking pinguïn
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he zei that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that pinguïn just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking pinguïn
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he zei that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a vos, fox
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a vos, fox
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed door fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard u scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed door fangirls and asked out door the prettiest dolfijn in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how u feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed door fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard u scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed door fangirls and asked out door the prettiest dolfijn in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how u feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"