*turns tape recorder on*
June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. pinguïn habitat. My panic room. Happy now?
Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.
Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give u all something to look vooruit, voorwaarts to!
A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of animals called the North Wind (Their motto is "No One Breaks the Wind". Can u believe that?)
We joined forces with them, and their leader, Agent Classified to defeat evil octopus villain Octavius Brine- Dave, to his friends.
In North Wind, there were some of the most talented animal agents i've ever come in contact with- though my team will always be first!
Let's see... we had Classified, himself, and he's a wolf, Short Fuse, the seal/weapons expert, Eva, the Russian snowy owl/ intelligence analyst that Kowalski fell head over flippers for, and Corporal; the Norwegian beer who hugged us to death half the time.
Octavius Brine is on a mission to wipe out the entire pinguïn species (Good thing Blowhole didn't take any pointers from this guy), and i mean, who better to save us than us? I was just miffed that every single time something like this happens, a bad guy NEVER attacks us on a weekday between nine to five. The rest of us have lives, u know. It's not like we devote every waking moment to-...
I'm getting off topic.
To think, all this craziness happened when we tried to break into Fort Knox to steal the last remaining vending machine for Private's favoriete snack food :Cheesy Dibbles.
Our adventure will take us to the Venice Canals, the markets of Shanghai, and to several other locations i don't have the authority to tell u about yet since those files haven't been declassified.
Until then; remember... u didn't hear anything!
*shuts tape recorder off*
(authors note; yes. i just gave away a LOT of the movie, but i found that information online)
June 9th, 2014
Location: Classif-....oh, for Pete's sake, why am i even bothering to keep my location hidden anymore? I'm in the Central park zoo. pinguïn habitat. My panic room. Happy now?
Anywho, i needed to make an update to my biography. What with the craziness that happened a little while ago, and all, i feel it's important to record this.
Our files are still a bit messed up, so I'll need to update again later. Besides, it'll give u all something to look vooruit, voorwaarts to!
A few months ago, we dealt with a secret agent force of animals called the North Wind (Their motto is "No One Breaks the Wind". Can u believe that?)
We joined forces with them, and their leader, Agent Classified to defeat evil octopus villain Octavius Brine- Dave, to his friends.
In North Wind, there were some of the most talented animal agents i've ever come in contact with- though my team will always be first!
Let's see... we had Classified, himself, and he's a wolf, Short Fuse, the seal/weapons expert, Eva, the Russian snowy owl/ intelligence analyst that Kowalski fell head over flippers for, and Corporal; the Norwegian beer who hugged us to death half the time.
Octavius Brine is on a mission to wipe out the entire pinguïn species (Good thing Blowhole didn't take any pointers from this guy), and i mean, who better to save us than us? I was just miffed that every single time something like this happens, a bad guy NEVER attacks us on a weekday between nine to five. The rest of us have lives, u know. It's not like we devote every waking moment to-...
I'm getting off topic.
To think, all this craziness happened when we tried to break into Fort Knox to steal the last remaining vending machine for Private's favoriete snack food :Cheesy Dibbles.
Our adventure will take us to the Venice Canals, the markets of Shanghai, and to several other locations i don't have the authority to tell u about yet since those files haven't been declassified.
Until then; remember... u didn't hear anything!
*shuts tape recorder off*
(authors note; yes. i just gave away a LOT of the movie, but i found that information online)
>“Eat Pray Shove” - Clover is forced to take a vacation, and while she’s away, she meets the handsome and free-spirited Sage Moondancer.
>“He Blinded Me With Science” - Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist enlisted door the king to automate everything in the kingdom.
>“Viva Mort” - After embarrassing Maurice, Julien tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.
>“The Really Really Big Lie” - Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant “mega-gecko” for ruining a young lemur’s birthday party.
>“One meer Cup” - Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.
>“He Blinded Me With Science” - Julien teams up with Timo the tenrec, a scientist enlisted door the king to automate everything in the kingdom.
>“Viva Mort” - After embarrassing Maurice, Julien tries to make up for his transgression, while Mort inadvertently joins an anti-King Julien group.
>“The Really Really Big Lie” - Julien concocts an elaborate lie, blaming a giant “mega-gecko” for ruining a young lemur’s birthday party.
>“One meer Cup” - Julien finds a bag of coffee beans in the Cove of Wonders and gets the entire lemur community hooked on caffeine.