Penguins of Madagascar Article: Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

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Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

posted by SPKR689

I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that u do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who u are and the dreams that u wish
i bet u know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz u know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow u until u love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl u know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that pinguïn is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase u down till u love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring at you
u looked back at me oh u stared me too
it wasnt a dream
because it just was too extreme (oh yeah!)
then u came around and asked me my name
i couldnt answer, i was going insane
then u smiled at me
i knew that this was ment to be,
cuz u know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow u until u love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl u know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that pinguïn is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase u down till u love me, Papa-Paparazzi.
alright now everybodys angry
that it wasnt them no but it was me
so what i wont hide under my hood
some think your bad, BUT I KNOW YOUR GOOD!
im your biggest fan I followed u until u loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl u knew that I'd be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promised I'd be kind, and i didnt stop until that pinguïn was mine
*Skipper your now famous, chased u down untill u loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.

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SPKR689 *this is so u can change it so u sing about urself :) here the instrumental ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0Zqni5qto&feature=channel

LadyPrivate Yay, that's cool! I sang it with your lyrics.

penguinsfan2 kool!nice parody ^_^

SPKR689 aw thx its my first one. hope u changed it so that it fits who u are :)

kwlski4ever looool nice xDD :))

Penguinangel Oh wow, that's like a whole different SPKR that wrote this. Kinda wierd seeing the crazy Skipper fangirl half again. XD Still pretty cool, though.

SPKR689 O_e im scared... I wrote this?!??! ME?!? <__< no wonder you guys were scared of me. i was a creep! how did you all deal with me?! Skipp fangirl? *shivers* im so beyond that, that I got rid of my Skipper plush yesturday... this is down right scary

Penguinangel Hey, you never scared me! I liked crazy Skipper fangirl SPKR. XD YOU GOT RID OF A SKIPPER PLUSH?! You should have given it to meee!!! D:

SPKR689 well, I highly doubt that I will ever be that crazy fangirl ever again. sorry. :( ... I didn't throw it out! I actually plan to keep it for my child when I'm older :)

Penguinangel Oh boo. XD Aw, that's kinda sweet. I guess I can live without a Skipper plush if it's for the children.

SPKR689 SORRY! yeah hey, I want my kids to know about the good shows, not the bad ones. the classics of my time... by then it will be accient to them lol

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Amusement park PANIC!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

On the third dag of June, the penguins are sitting in the HQ-- BORD AS HECK! So they decide to start planning a dag of fun! ( Sorry Marlene, Operatives only!) This is where our story begins. " Okay boys... Im SOOOOO bored! Kowalski, fun options!" says Skipper. "Well Skipper, i've come up with three options." Kowalski replies. " First option, Sea World Florida." " We can't go there guys." Lilly says. " Why?" Kowalski asks in a confused tone. " Well... Lets just say... When I went there as a hatchling, I thought the aquarium was an all u can eat buffet.." Scilence. " Yeahh.." Added Lilly. "...

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Secret admirer- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

The boys agreed to Kowalski's terms without asking questions. He injected her with the goop and within seconden she was back to her normal self. A jaar LATER-SPRING.
Lilly had just injected herself with the hormone stablizer so she would not go love- crazed again. Just then, Mort arrives. " Hi pretty pinguïn lady!!" " Hi Mort." Lilly says in a friendly tone. "What'cha got there?" she asked. " A letter for you!" He gives her the letter and runs off." Wait... I can't read." She says to herself. So Lilly heads off to Mason's habbitat. " Mason!" Lilly calls. " Do u think u could read this to me? I have no idea who wrote this!" " Okay. Phill! This nice pinguïn would like a translation if u may?" Phill comes and does his sighn language thing. " Ooh.." says Mason suprisingly. "Looks like you've got a secret admirer." Lilly blushes and tries to hide the nerveous expression on her face. " What does it say?"

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Skipper&Marlene: Seeking Privacy

posted by Sandrei

These are just some of my ideas of how Marlene and Skipper try to get closer to each other but they constantly fail to do so because of other peoples/animal’s intervention. Some of them are doing it subconsciously, some of them with full, malicious premeditation (aka Frankie the Pigeon). I hope you’ll enjoy it. Here’s the first chapter

Chapter one: Frankie the Pigeon is back!

It was a beautiful, sunny day. The training was over, so Skipper decided to take his comrades and Marlene for a stroll in the park. Fifteen minuten later, as they were sitting and sunbathing on a wooden bench, Private...

Chapter 8=Awake and Alive

posted by beastialmoon

“Then let’s go too, and die with Jesus.” – Thomas of the Apostles, John 11:16

Chapter Seven
Awake and Alive

Hans was ready to fight as well. “So, Skipper. It comes down to this.”
“Cut the small talk and dance, Hans!” Skipper jumped in the air, while his vrienden attacked from the sides. Hans easily evaded them.
“Tell me, Skipper, why is it u pursue me so? For revenge? Is that the way your faith teaches you?”
Skipper calmed down. “No.”

I’m at war with the world and they
Try and pull me into the dark
I struggle to find my faith
As I’m slipping from your arms

Skipper knew he...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter seven)

posted by warpenguin

After captuer the flag marlene got kidnapped door Dr.Blowehole but nobody notice when they go to their habitat to go to sleep but war pinguïn and fun123fun stay up to plan to rescue all the of the animals that got kidnapped."What are going to do to free them?"fun123fun asked.War pinguïn replyed."I don't know fun123fun."The alarm came off and all of the penguins woke up and form into battle positon."Who are you?"skipper asking for ansers."I'm jedi penguin."she anserd."Why are u her?"private asked ."I'm here to help u to plan to rescue all of the captuer animals."Jedi pinguïn replyed."Do you...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter three)

posted by warpenguin

When all the penguins got in the penguins HQ and repar war pinguïn he decided to tell them his story when he was in Blowhole ship.When he started his story a flashback came up."I was in Blowhole ship as one of the repareman and when the engen was damage I started at the back of the engen but when I came to the back I saw a lever.Then I pull the lever and a secret door open up.I whent in and when I reach the other side I put my head out and I saw Dr.Blowhole Iput my head in the hallway and I heard him saying that he need to make a machine that can controll the weather I ran back to the engen...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 10)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 10: Saying thanks

Later that night Brandon and Marlene where at their habitat just enjoying the rest of their night. Then Brandon began to speak.

“Hey Marlene I just want to say thanks for being such a good friend to me.”

“No problem Brandon and thanks for being such a good friend to, and for being the best roommate I could ask for.”

“You’re welcome.”

Both of them just smiled knowing that they where now best friends, but then Brandon zei this.

“You know I see why Skipper likes you. u really know how to make some one happy,...

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Vendetta: Royalty, Rivalries, and Rage (ch3)

posted by littlebirdy05

Animals, varied greatly varied. Mammals were laid back and unpredictable. Reptiles, were laid back, but predictable. Then there were birds. Creatures of the avian species usually like to keep things in check. Eat what they were adapted for, migrate when they were supposed to, do things door the book. The only exceptions were pigeons, and other city birds, who had adapted to the easier way of life. Penguins were a shining example of this habit, especially in the wild, for if things were not kept in check, it could mean the difference between life and death. Of course, some birds were not quite...

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BluePost

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Hi! Amy is actually my friend's pinguïn she made up. I think she is either gonna get angry that I put her in this story, of happy...Well, Idk. I also put me in it. I was bored, so I made this.)
(One-Shot)

Skipper watched Amy walked to the other side of the room. His paranoia was kicking in since she came in this morning with Icicle. Yes, but Amy has other plans other than just arguing with Skipper. So she went against him once. Big deal! It's not like she'll do it again...

"Will u stop staring at me!" she yelled, "Gosh!" Amy angrily sat down and turned on the T.V.

Skipper pulled out a bamboo...

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Ally and Kat 1

posted by woowie

It was midnight. A box arrived at the Zoo. It was gegeven to Zookeeper Alice, who brought the krat over to the pinguïn exhibit, then opened it. Out came two penguins, a small one, and a taller one. Alice left once the two creatures were in the exhibit. "Where are we?" asked the smaller penguin. "I don't know.us It's too dark. A football stadium, maybe?" The two dozed off.

"Skipper, who's that?" a voice said. "I don't know, but they better leave! Rico!"
"Bleh!"
The girls woke up. "Who are you?" the small one said. "I'm Skipper," one said, "this is Kowalski, Private, and Rico." "Bleyableh!" zei one of the taller ones. "Oh. Well, I'm Kat, and this is Ally. Nice to meet you!" zei the taller girl. There was a long silence, broken door Rico. "Bleh!" he yelled.

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Thirteen

posted by Cornflak

He found Skipper sitting in the middle of the HQ.

“Private, there u are!” he zei without standing.

“Sorry ‘bout that, Skippa! Just had to feed Rico…”

He tilted his head, “I admire your tenderness, Private, but keep in mind that he’s being punished.”

“Yes, Skippa…”

Silence…

“So…how did the mission go?” Private made an attempt to make conversation.

Skipper chuckled and rolled his eyes with a smile.

“Ringtail isn’t doing anything important, and Kowalski’s probably writing down his every action. I hate to say it, but the mission was a bust.”

“Oh…”

More silence…...

Mad Brother Chapter Three

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private shot up awake hearing a male scream in pain, the kind of scream when u get stabbed.

"T-That scream...Blue?" Private slipped from his bed. "I bettah go check on him.."

Soon as his flipper landed on the door handle, he felt a feeling of dread. But he opened the door and stepped out anyway. Voices groaning in pain reached him making him squeak in fear.

"Um...H-Hello?"

He jumped back with a scream as blood appeared on the ground. He held his chest as he breathed scared gasps. He scooted back when dark feather penguins came in front of him. Though, they looked like zombies if anything.

"No,...

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"Hoboken Surprise" Full Episode

added by Kowalski355

:D

video

penguins

private

rico

kowalski

skipper

penguins of madagascar

marlene

julien

episode

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Eye Twitch

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Whispers and Coups

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POM Villains

added by chaos-ice

Source: deviantart.com

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Skipper the pinguïn

added by PenguinXXX

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The Return of the Revenge of Dr. Blowhole Song Lyrics!

posted by peacebaby7

Enjoy! :D

What's that racket? What's that clatter?
We're under attack! It's a life of death matter!
I was in a deep sleep pinda dream.
I heard what I believe to be a scream!
That wasn't me, that was Bada.
He, yo, I was just STARTLED!

But what is this light?
In the middle of the night?
You have it in your sight, it's behind me right?
What the heck is that?
What the heck-is that?!

Check out that mook, in the starry night sky.
Gimme a sec, to wipe the sleep from me eye.
You're showy and glowy and armed for combat!
What the heck is that?

Hey, wait! Does something seem quite wrong?
Oi, Joey's breaking out in song....

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Skipper, Kitka, and the "Almost Kiss"

added by SJF_Penguin2

Uh uh. Those furros were TASTY

added by hulagrrl

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Private Mermaid

added by Skipperpingu