After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man of something on the wing, some....thing,' zei Kowalski. 'Sir, are u alright? I don't see anything, do u need a drink? Maybe a diet coke?' asked the flight attendant. 'No coke, it's to rough on my throat, I'd be fine with water,' zei Kowalski. He got his water, and took a gulp. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'I'm just...seeing something..I dunno maybe it's just my condition,' zei Kowalski. 'Oh, okay, just wake me up when we're there,' zei Marlene as she went back to sleep. Kowalski dared to look again outside the window, and was shocked, he saw the gremlin screw around with wires and it started chewing on them. 'Attendance!' yelled Kowalski again, as the beast dissapeared. 'What?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a gremlin on the wing!' yelled Kowalski. *Why am I paid to do this?* thought the flight attendant as he stormed off. Soon after, the gremlin reappeared and removed a large pipe.
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made door Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made door Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! of Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little pony and Lunicorns Are Made door Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made door Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! of Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!