It's a stormy night in the Central Park Zoo and the penguins are waiting the storm out in the HQ with Marlene. " Thanks for letting me hang here for awhile guys. This storm is crazy!" Marlene thanks the penguins with a smile. " Glad we can help!" Private antwoorden in a happy tone, clapping his tiny flippers together. " Okay Dollface, we have to begin mission breifing for tomorrow, so just watch tv of something." Skipper instructs to his girlfriend. The penguins verplaats twoards the large tafel, tabel where they normally have their mission breifings, but Skipper stops Lilly in her tracks. " Is something wrong sir?" Lilly asks, confused door why Skipper stopped her. " Well, theres no easy way to say this, so im just coming out with it. This mission is only authorized for 'male' operatives." He answered akwardly, hoping Lilly wouldn't slaan, smack him in the face. " May I ask why?" Lilly asked, the anger tonen in her voice. " This mission is going to have gore, and violence!" skipper screams. " So? I love gore and violence. I've beaten Resident Evil 1-4." Lilly states to Skipper in her sassy voice. " Fine, I don't want u on this mission because i don'tt think u of any other female would be able to take on this sort of thing! I can't risk a 'lady' getting hurt in deadly combat!" Skipper admits. " BUT SKIPPER!-" Lilly tries to protest but Skipper puts his flipper over her beak. " my desicion is final!" Skipper lets go of Lilly's beak and walks away.
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THE volgende MORNING!!!!
The boys just departed for their mission. Lilly is soooo mad! " I can't BELIEVE they wouldn't let me go on the mission! I've gon on every OTHER mission!" Lilly yells furiously while pacing back and forth. " Well, u did hear what Skipper said. Blood and gore!" Marlene adds trying to calm Lilly down. " He knows what he's doing. If he thinks the mission is too dangerous, so be it." " Marlene, i've single-handedly decapitated a balluga whale, and then played mary had a little lam on it's ribcage." Lilly tells Marlene with an impatient stare. " Uh. okay, EWWWWWW!" Marlene antwoorden shortly after. " Uh Sorry!" Lilly apoloized to Marlene and her attention gets set on the mission files placed o neatly on the table. She smiles. Marlene sees the devious look on her face. " Oh no! I know what your thinking and u shouldn't do it!" Lilly ignores Marlene's warning and takes the file off the table. She reads the mission and is automaticly stricken door shock! " W-wait. That can't be right." Lilly says to herself. Her eyes wide open. " What does it say?" Marlene asks looking over Lilly's shoulder. " Marlene. Have u ever heard of a place called- Raccoon City?"
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THE volgende MORNING!!!!
The boys just departed for their mission. Lilly is soooo mad! " I can't BELIEVE they wouldn't let me go on the mission! I've gon on every OTHER mission!" Lilly yells furiously while pacing back and forth. " Well, u did hear what Skipper said. Blood and gore!" Marlene adds trying to calm Lilly down. " He knows what he's doing. If he thinks the mission is too dangerous, so be it." " Marlene, i've single-handedly decapitated a balluga whale, and then played mary had a little lam on it's ribcage." Lilly tells Marlene with an impatient stare. " Uh. okay, EWWWWWW!" Marlene antwoorden shortly after. " Uh Sorry!" Lilly apoloized to Marlene and her attention gets set on the mission files placed o neatly on the table. She smiles. Marlene sees the devious look on her face. " Oh no! I know what your thinking and u shouldn't do it!" Lilly ignores Marlene's warning and takes the file off the table. She reads the mission and is automaticly stricken door shock! " W-wait. That can't be right." Lilly says to herself. Her eyes wide open. " What does it say?" Marlene asks looking over Lilly's shoulder. " Marlene. Have u ever heard of a place called- Raccoon City?"
Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: Are u a penguin?
Skipper: Yes.
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: u can.
Kowalski: Yay! I love lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then u can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!
Skipper: *sigh*
Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: Are u a penguin?
Skipper: Yes.
Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!
Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.
Kowalski: I like feeding things!
Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.
Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?
Skipper: u can.
Kowalski: Yay! I love lemurs!
Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*
Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*
Skipper: Then u can come out with us.
Kowalski: Hooray for fish!
Skipper: *sigh*
