My first fanfic :D

Marlene and Kowalski made their way into Alice's office. "Okey Alice is sitting at her bureau we have to be cautious and quick." Kowalski suggests.Marlene nods her head "I agree." They crouch over to the front of Alice's desk. "She's on the phone, she's logged in the computer if we can distract her I can annuleer the transfer." Kowalski says with hope.Marlene smiles and runs over to the door. "Marlene what are u doing!" Kowalski whispers.Marlene starts waving her hands in front of the door "Making a distraction, u save Skipper!" Alice notices Marlene "Hold on i have a pest...

"What in the name of James Madison's lack of height!?" Skipper exclaimed. He radioed Kowalski. "Kowalski! Get a visual on the lemur habitat! Stat!"

"Copy that!" Kowalski replied.

Skipper would know that scream anywhere. He and Rico dashed to the lemur habitat to see Julien, Maurice, and Mort backed up against the uithangbord of the middle rock in their habitat in fear. The three of them were staring at the habitats' uithangbord in horror; Julien's head was crownless, and he was cowering behind Maurice and Mort. Skipper and Rico looked to where they were looking at. volgende to the habitat's walls, another skull...

Everyone was prepared for the "Me Talent Show". The toon was held in the lemur Habitat at 8:30 - 9:30 am. All contestants went to there. The talent toon started.

"Hello, folks. Leonard here, the host of the "Me Talent Show", let us welcome our judges, King Julien, the king of the Central Park Zoo, and Roger, the nice and energetic alligator. Now, let us welcome our contestants, first we have our cute and cuddly penguin, Private. Second, we have our brainy and brilliant penguin, Kowalski. Third, we have another pinguïn which has a psycho smile, Rico. Our last and fourth penguin, Skipper. Our...

The penguins huddle up.

Skipper:"Ok boys, she is definatly a spy. No one else could have done that without maximum spy training."
Private:"Maybe she is just really talented."
Skipper:Slaps Private "Stop with the nonsense Private!"
Kowalski:"We could send one of us down to talk to her and investigate."
Skipper:"Good idea. And scince u were the one to suggest it u can be our inside connection."
Kowalski:"Wait wh-"

He is cut off when Skipper and Rico throw him down through the hole and he lands with a thud. Tara turns to look at him with her pretty blue eyes. Kowalski pushes himself up and waddles...

Skipper glares at Tara, thinking she may be a spy of Dr. Blowhole's.

Tara:nods "ok. what do u want to try?"
Skipper:"We don't try, we succeed."

Skipper sets up the ninja bowling pins and turns to Tara.

Skipper:"You may want to watch first before u try anything. Boys! On my signal!"

They leap into postions and wait for a while.

Kowalski:"Um, Skipper..."

He stops when Skipper motions for him to be quiet. Kowalski and Private exchange a look.

Skipper:"Now!"

They leap into action, kicking and punching and using the moves they had been practicing. Tara leans against the box and watches. They finally...

"We'll take it one step at a time, starting with Marlene's case. I'll call the first witness." Skipper said. Private's hart-, hart pounded, slightly due to nervousness. "Marlene, can u come to the stand, please?" Marlene hesitated, then climbed slowly to the top, boven of the counter and sat down on the overturned bowl that would be used as the witness stand. Skipper took a deep breath and approached her. "Marlene," He started. "Can u please tell us in great detail what happened two days geleden at your habitat?" He asked her.

Marlene took a deep breath to gather her thoughts. "I was swimming in my pond,...

The penguins were outside early in the morning, practicing like always. Skipper was shouting out commands when all of the sudden, they get an urge to peek at Marlene’s habitat. When they look over, she looks very sad and bored.

“Skippa, what’s going on with Marlene?” Private asks innocently.

“I have no idea, Private.” Skipper turns to Kowalski. “Kowalski, options!”

“Well, uh…we could go ask her if anything is wrong…?”Kowalski answered, but it sounds meer like a vraag than an answer.

“Right, let’s go!” With that being zei the penguins spring into Marlene’s habitat....

Skipper followed Maurice to the lemur exhibit, where Julien was standing on top, boven of the plastic volcano. Standing around underneath him were various animals, most of which were looking confused of simply bored. Julien was looking slightly nervous, especially when he saw Skipper arrive. As Julien glanced around the crowd, Maurice left Skipper and walked up to the base of the vulkaan and rapped on it three times with his fist.

“Order!” he zei authoritatively like a judge. “Now presenting King Julien with an…important announcement. It better be, for all the trouble I had to go through to...

anna:ok everyone
bolt: why are we here?
anna:I keeped having a dream that this was ganna happen.
Timon:o.k
cookie:right
(ogway puffs out of nowere)
ogway:this an't the bathroom.
anna:down the hall first door on the left.
(ogway leaves)
tigeress:ok
po:that was strange.
anna:anywhy well we don't have any dares so I'll make my own.
1.cookie,sqrut and lucky have to sing forget about love with cookie plays the gal.p.s this is my 2nd fav song
2.timon has to kiss marlene on the lips for 2 hours.
3.tigeress tell the others your crush out of the kfp boys.
cookie,marlene and tigeress:WHAT!
anna:lucky plays aladden...

Johnson rubbed his head and looked up. He was propped up on the wall. Rico, Rica, and Ru sat at the table. Johnson got up and walked over to sit down. 
"You're up!" Rico exclaimed. He smiled. Ru shot a glance at Rica.
"Um, sorry for knocking u out before," Rica zei shyly, one foot scratching the other nervously. 
"Forgiven," Johnson said, being the kind pinguïn he was. 
"Ohhhh,"
The penguins glanced to see Skipper was up. He saw them sitting at the table, with Rica, and jumped into the fighting position. "What's going on!"
Rico walked up and put his arm around Skipper. "Nrma prba."
"Ah," Skipper...

“Fifteen . . . sixteen . . . seventeen . . . eighteen . . . nineteen . . . twenty,” Kowalski counted as Skipper executed a series of pull-ups. Skipper dropped down into the wheelchair beneath him and worked the soreness from his muscles.

“Whew! Wow, I’ve been worrying about my legs so much, I’ve been neglecting my biceps,” he zei wiping sweat from his brow and reaching for a drink of water on a nearby table.

“Appears so, but twenty is good. Maybe you’ll do twenty-five tomorrow,” Kowalski zei with a smile. Skipper drank down the entire cup and set it down with a sigh.

“Maybe....

"You shouldn't have come Ringtail!" Skipper held the quivering figure of the lemur in a hug. The two were beaten, bloody, battered. They grasped onto each other like their life depended on it. "I should have forced u to go back to the zoo... It's my fault," The penguin's voice cracked. His face was riddled with pain.

"No... It is being my fault, Skipper. I am always trying to be tagged along with u on missions," He leaned his head farther into the crook of Skipper's neck. The commander was going to ask him what he was doing but then he realized that the king was sobbing. Skipper placed a...

Monsy's note:

This fic is the work of both Mitch, otherwise known as Knocktimerico, and I. If it weren't for him it wouldn't have happened, so, I have to give him some BIG thanks. :) Also, Blouper ( a fellow FanFictioner), whom we couldn't ge this to soon enough but she agreed to help and so I want to acknowledge her anyway. Warning: this story has nothing to do with neither me of Mitch's current stories, so, yup. Enough of me, so I'll leave u with this. Blouper is awesome, Mitch is fantastic, Marski is phenomenal and Merry Whatever Holiday u Celebrate :D (what? I ran out of words)
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After the toilet incident, the Penguins grew constantly vigilant, they blocked the toilet everytime they were done using it, they put a slab of concrete over their sewer entrance, and they covered up everything that could drain into the sewer. " Everything's in check Skipper, is it a great job so far?" asked Kowalski. "Not entirely, we can't just assume anything Kowalski, we will have to do a challenge to determine who will stay here to guard the HQ while the rest of us will be up on the top, boven level exercising and training," zei Skipper. "I think it would be a good idea, as long as everyone...

“Perfecto.” zei Skipper with a small smirk on his face. He began melting the bars at one side of the cage. While the penguins were busy with the flamethrower, Marlene and the lemurs began distracting the robbers. Marlene went to the tafel, tabel and got Rico’s flamethrower. Sissle was about to grab her when she turned around and brand came out of the machine. His clothes caught brand and he began rolling on the floor. “Oww!! Ouch! Ouch!! Brick, I’m on fire!” he yelped in pain. He was asking Brick to help him put out the fire, but Brick didn’t react. He was also busy with the lemurs.

The...

Tara sits in the HQ, tied to a chair and a light shining in her face, as Skipper vragen her.

Skipper:"Who are u working for?"
Tara:"Clasified."
Skipper:"Where did u come from?"
Tara:"Clasified."

He continues to ask vragen and she continues to use the same answer, clasified. Skipper finally snaps.

Skipper:"Alright!! I have been asking u vragen for an hour!!! I am sick of this!!!"

He goes out onto the platform and Rico and Private follow. Kowalski stays behind. He goes over to Tara and unties her.

Kowalski:"Are u ok?" hugs her
Tara:nods "I'm fine. I just thought...that u might not love...

Eyes 04.08.15

Note: This may contain spoilers for the Penguins of Madagascar Movie.

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Dave the octopus grinned as he picked up a ping on his sonar in his submarine. Just as he’d expected.

He turned to one of his octopus henchmen. “Will Smith have my cages ready?” he asked.

The henchman mumbled a response in octopus speak.

Dave smiled. “Excellent. Tell the others to get in position,” he ordered. The henchman saluted with a slimy tentacle and hurried off.

Dave slithered out of the room to his large storage room, where all the penguins from zoos and aquariums around the world were...

Seeking Solace 03.08.15

Note: This chapter contains mild Skilene.

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“Marlene?” Skipper called from behind Marlene.

Marlene sat in the park, staring at her reflection in the pond. She looked in Skipper’s direction, but couldn’t meet his eye. “What are u doing here?” she asked.

Skipper frowned. “Someone told me they saw u leave the zoo. I was worried. What’s wrong?” he asked sitting volgende to her.

Marlene glanced at him, afraid to answer. “It’s nothing. I just came out here to think.”

Skipper studied her. “Marlene, I know you. Something is troubling you. u know...

Water 02.27.15

“Here we are, Private!” Uncle Nigel announced as he and Private arrived at the shoreline of Antarctica.

“Oh, what are we doing here?” Private asked looking at his reflection in the water.

“You’ve just grown in your first set of waterproof feathers, my boy! It’s time I taught u how to swim,” Nigel zei with a smile.

Private backed away from the water and wrapped his flippers around himself. “Are u sure I’m ready?”

“Aye! Of course I’m sure,” Nigel zei kneeling volgende to him and putting a flipper on his shoulders. “This is an important milestone, my boy....