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What is Alice doing there?!

added by Kaiume

Source: ME :3 S01E43

Alice is doing the most disturbing thing ever XD

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peacebaby7, Matchmaker11 and 2 others like this

27Kowalski She's doing *in a creepy voice* horrible things... xD Oh boy! Private's watching it! Kowalski just covers an eye! :P

Matchmaker11 I still have nightmares from that. O_e Poor Private...

SummerPoM Alican. Just it. /SHOT ~Sorry, I had to do it as a shipper xP I'm not usually pervy, but... /SHOT

ImAnEasel XD You don't want to know...

skipperfan420 Marlene's big-eyed expression is hilarious, but King Julien's expression is priceless!

Bluekait Isn`t this an episode where Alice smacks her butt and all of them stood there, watching it? I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!!

carsfan ^Yep! Thats the one! XD

Bluekait ^YAY!

egel_0507 ^ I think it's entitled: "Tangled in the Web" ^^

SaturdaySurpris Dont´t look! Or else you´ll be haunted of that gruesome image forever. (Look at Rico. He´s like WTF?!

Bluekait Lets do roleplay here!!! I`ll start! Kaitlyn: It`s Alican doing it again! DON`T WATCH!

penguinsarecute I was like watching this video on the internet and I replayed it so many times just to see their totally epic and priceless expressions. LOL TTM! King Julien, Marlene and Rico all look so funny here. They're like...... seriously????!!!!!! This episode is " Tangled in the web" at the last part when King Julien, Marlene and Kowalski are frowning at the tv and Skpper, Rico and Private come over to watch too. They see Alice playing an air guitar and singing with a banana and at the end she slaps her backside. Then they all have these faces on and Kowalski covers Private's eye.

ricoiswsome Lolz Skipper has my expression well my irritated expression.

I Work Alone (3. Awake)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: For the people, fanguins, cookies, and others who wanted this story to continue. Once again, this has absolutely nothing to do with the holiday season but enjoy!

The first realization I had that I wasn’t dead was voices –familiar, annoying voices. I had never been so glad to hear anyone in my life. “When is he going to wake up, Skipper?”

I knew that voice. I frantically searched in my mind for the name of the speaker. Private. That was his name. Skipper replied. “I don’t know, Private. I don’t know.”

I heard a barely contained sob, and the sounds of another comforting...

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The chamber of death...chapter 4...

posted by spmana123

The man chained up kowlaski on a table..the same tafel, tabel he used on Rico...there was blood all over the table...kowlaksi shaked...cold sweat coming down his chest ...his backed was soaked in blood...he could feel the stickiness all over his back...the man when he was done strapping up kowalski, took Rico over to another tafel, tabel and strapped him up...

Kowaslki: why are u doing this to us!! What did we do to u!!

The man turned around and held down his neck..

Man:why?! WHY!! u penguins have been hurting me for four years now!!

Kowlaski:ack..w..I..c..

The man let go of kowlaskis neck....making kowlaski...

Unexpected Events Chapter Sixteen

posted by Cowtails

He could see clear as dag that he loved her. No vragen asked!

~ Private giggled again, "I wish there was something to do in here...we can't even play hide and seek of watch the telly!"

~ "wh-what?" Cowtails stammered.

~ "Well the least we can do is look for an escape." SP said, looking around.

~ Kowalski blushed, looking down.

~ "there is no escape except for that locked door! the rest of the room is SOLID CONCRETE!" Private shouted. He panicked, "WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN A SOLID CONCRETE ROOM AND I'LL NEVAH EAT ANOTHAH pinda BUTTAH WINKY AGAIN!"

~ Cowtails smiled warmly, "Skipper told you,...

Unexpected Events Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cowtails

SP scoffed, "Like if I'm scared of you! I beat every person that kidnapped me, and u shall be no different!"

~ Kowalski climbed out of the dumpster, "Do i look like garbage to you?! Rico! Skipper could beat them!"

"not really..she not love Skipper!" Rico grunted.

Skipper sighed, "it's true Kowalski! She asked me if it was okay, when she came back she told me that she loved someone else, and I told only Rico."

"Yeah!" Rico nodded.

"geez, how many times have u been kidnapped before? Nevermind, boss, she's all yours." The man said, leaving the room.

The boss chuckled with a smirk, "what's...

Unexpected Events Chapter Ten

posted by Cowtails

Blowhole and Kowalski shouted, "OH MY GOD!"

~ Sweet Pripper giggled then went back to watching the movie.

"it's hard to see, can I sit it your lap?" Private asked, blushing.

~ Cowtails waved her hands around singleing Blowhole to help her.

"Ugh..." Rico threw up under the bed.

~ "Sure!" Sweet Pripper zei happily, placing Private on her lap.

~ Blowhole threw Skipper away from Cowtails, "DON'T KISS SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T LOVE YOU!"

"RICO NOT UNDER THE BED!" Kowalski snapped.

"Sorry..." Rico gagged.

Cowtails froze in shock. Skipper cried and ran away, dragging Kowalski and Rico with him.

~ Private...

Unexpected Events Chapter One

posted by Cowtails

"I'm back aren't u all so happy!" Cowtails zei happily.

Skipper stared at her, "Uhhh...Sure..."

Cowtails scowled, "Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll just let Sweet Pripper deal with you!"

Kowalski's eyes widened. "Oh please no...I missed you" He zei quickly.

Rico nodded, "uhuh uhuh uhuh"

Private laughed nervously, "Me too!"

"So only Skipper needs punishment...what shall I do?" Cowtails zei deep in thought.

"ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!" Skipper screamed.

Sweet Pripper's POV

"Or needle cat." I said.

"Needle cat...I like that idea." My friend zei with a smile.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! HELP! NEEDLE WEILDING...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 14

posted by sarah12499

Rico pulled out a antitankgeweer, bazooka and threatened to blow up the TV “Why I oughta!” Dr. Blowhole laughed “Don’t worry their not dead….yet.” Julien was concerned “Why? Are they sick?” Blowhole squinted his eyes at him “I tell u once it’s time to kill all of you; you’re the first to go!” Private whimpered “Where are they?” Blowhole turned around “Oh, someplace.” The TV went black. Marlene sighed “First the transfer and now a rescue mission!” Private got an idea “Wait the transfers not till later tonight! Since Blowhole is behind all this when we go to rescue Skipper...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 10

posted by sarah12499

door the time Private, Rico, and Marlene got to the lemurs habitat Julien was having his morning pampering. Private walked up to Maurice, who was massaging Julien's back. "Hello Maurice!" Maurice looked up " hallo Private, what brings u guys here?" Julien got up "yeah, don't u stinky penguins have better things to be doing?" Private ignored Julien's commentaar " Skipper needs your guys help with something." Maurice cleaned himself off and started getting ready for his majesty's sponge bath. "Well then u should be asking him." Maurice points over to Julien. Private walks over " We need your help."...

Amnesia....chapter 3....

posted by spmana123

It was 9:00 at night.....and Rico was crying near kowalksi bed at the hospital.....skipper was trying to comfort him...and private was in tears as well....they were awaiting for the doctor...

Rico:"deep sobs" kowalksi.....kowalksi....

Skipper:soldier....please.....calm down......

Rico:WHY SHOULD I CALM DOWN!! IF I HADN'T HAD BEEN SO STUPID AND HAD BEEN WATCHING WHERE I'VE BEEN GOING...."sobs deeply"

Skipper: stop it! It was a accident! He saved u....

Rico:"deep sobs" skipper....

Skipper:it's ok...it's ok...."hugs Rico tight" I know....

Private:Rico......

Suddenly, the doctor came in.....

Doctor:hello........

Amnesia....chapter 1

posted by spmana123

It was a typical dag at the zoo....and Skipper and the others were sitting in thier lair...bored..kowlaski was testing out an experiment..Rico was the Test subject as usual..and private was watching the lunacorn episode...while skipper sat and enjoyed his coffee...it was a normal dag for the penguins...

Kowlaksi: ugh, I'm so bored!

Rico: "agrees with kowlaksi"

Skipper: soldiers! I know it's not that entertaining of a day....

Private: hey! Quiet! The episodes new!

Suddenly, skipper had an idea for the two...let them run a errand..

Skipper: kowlaksi! Rico! I need u two to he tis snowcones! On the...

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Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows: chapter 6...smile....

posted by spmana123

NOTE!!!: this is a "what if" chapter from the original story....this chapter basically talks about what would have happened if private got caught door Freddy...enjoy:)

Private had awoken from the knock in the head from Freddy...he was horrified to see where he was...he was tied up on a table...while Freddy was sitting door the door..making sure it was locked..private struggles as he begun to cry for skipper..

Private:"tears coming down his face" please...don't hurt me!

Freddy turned around and walked closer to the young frightened pinguïn and smiled wide at him..

Freddy: why.. I haven't even down anything...

Live Without Love Chp 3 part 4: Preparation...

posted by skipperahmad

It's just the preparation of the team to go to the North and continue to the east... so, just read the back bone and you'll get it...

*Most of time our futures are controlled door something in the past... And so about the words of Sergeant. In the moment of the dead, Sergeant spoke a lot words that bring Skipper to verplaats closer to the truth, verplaats closer to the dead and verplaats closer to his past... lonely. Only cause door some un-cleared words that will bring Skipper to forbidden project and now, Skipper will realized... if everything he done and everything he believe... is wrong. He will realized if...

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Love hurts: chapter 3

posted by spmana123

Rico and Marlene begun to hang out a lot and go out at night, making skipper angry because one if his men wouldn't hang out with him that much anymore.

Skipper was training with Kowalski and private, when he saw Rico and Marlene holding hands walking around the zoo

"Oh hello skipper" zei Marlene,"how's your dag been?"

"Fine...just fine...." zei skipper, kicking the Rock volgende to him into the water.

"Hey skipper, hee....I've never felt like this before.....I can actually toon my feelings towards someone I love!" zei Rico, grabbing Marlene's hands.

Skipper became agitated, he hated this side of...

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Penguins/corpse party: chapter 3.....no hope left

posted by spmana123

There he was, all door himself, standing in the long dark corridor all door himself, only just waking up about a uur ago, Kowalski was worried about where he was, nervous, he continued to walk threw the dark hallways, hoping to find someone of something to know where he was..

Kowalski: skipper! Rico! Julien! Where are u guys?! This isn't funny if this is a joke!, wait a second...what's this on the wall?

On the uithangbord was a notice on the wall, saying a notice to all the faculty and staff to heavenly host elementary. Kowalski froze and begin to tremble with fear, a cold sweat began to go down his...

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Operation: Family, part 4

posted by queenpalm

Kowalski, Ivy, and Private ran frantically into the lab. Kowalski ran and locked all possible exits. Johnson, Rico, Skipper, and Ru didn't even bother trying to get in. They were ready to fight.
Ivy flopped down on the floor, gasping for breath. Private held her flipper and asked her what was wrong. Ivy just moaned.
The penguins watched as the lab door slammed shut and locked. Rica slowly walked forward, still bouncing the bat.
"Just wait till she finally get's a piece of us," Skipper said, getting into the fighting position.
Rico and Johnson did the same without the talking. Ru slinked back....

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Operation: Family, part 3

posted by queenpalm

Skipper grabbed Ru's flipper. "Until further notice, u are officially our prisoner."
"What!" Ru exclaimed. "What did I do! It was Rica's fault!"
"Blame game, it just doesn't work on the Skipper."
Ru struggled, but Skipper's grasp was firm. She gave up.
"I'll go get Rica, I'm sure we can straighten things out," Ru said.
"We can't trust anyone right now."
"Of course we can, Skipper," Ivy said. "As I say, vrienden are enemies, but family u can trust forever."
"You say that?" Kowalski asked.
"Whatever, u take this way too logical."
"We trust no one," Skipper exclaimed.
They burst into argument. Ru again...

cabine fever:chapter 2

posted by spmana123

Today was the day, the dag we would start our relaxing weekend away from this zoo and just enjoy ourselfs, everybody was ready expect for Kowalski, who zei he was going to get our "transportation", and told us to wait there.

"Where could he be?, I want to go now!" zei julien impatiently.

"He'll be here" I said, hoping I was right.

"Woohoo!!, vacation, finally, I've been pooped out all week" zei Rico, cuddling with ms.perky.

"That's the spirit Rico, I've been wanting this vacation too" zei private, making sure all his stuff was together.

"Oh, he's here!" zei mort jumping up and down excitedly....

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A New Crush Chapter 2

posted by Number1SkippFan

hallo this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :) This fanfic is about a girl pinguïn coming to the zoo and falls for Skipper.

Hi Kat welcome to the zoo! I'm Private this is Kowalski, that's Rico and that's-oww! Skippa what was that for? Private stop that nonsense u know she could be a spy! Oh Skipper don't start that please! She's no spy! zei Kowalski.

While my new roommates were arguing I was feeling weird, I've never felt this feeling, it's just... weird. I couldn't stop staring at them, of maybe just that short one, Skipper I think.

So are u a spy for Blowhole??? Skipper asked sounding...

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Hidden: (8) Caught In the Act

posted by peacebaby7

No.

Wrong.

This isn't happening.

It's all a dream.

It's all a horrible nightmare that will soon be awaken from and everything will be back to normal.

The lights were turned back on and Leonard looked around at the faces of the other zoo animals. He was expecting shock, of anger, of maybe a combination of both. But instead he saw frightened expressions. All of them were afraid of him now? He thought about the amount of residue that showed up on his paws. How did that get there? It was impossible! How was that dog doing this? Once again the bunny hopped through his memory. He was small, so sneaking...

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Warriors of Night ~6~ ~Ending~

posted by winkies77

The end is near...in part two of the Ending XD (P.S. this is going to be short I did this early in the morning so...yawn!)
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The penguins finally reached their habitat and sighed with almost relief 'till they opened the hatch.

"Skipper!" Kowalski shouted with joy.

Sophia jerked her head around. "Aw 'come on!"

Skipper and Sophia started challenging each other. They went on and on and on and on of trash talk and on and on and on.....

"OH FOR PENGUIN'S SAKE! JUST FIGHT ALREADY!" Kowalski scowled.

Sophia and Skipper looked at him with shocked looks, well, not Sophia anyway.

Private and Rico untied Kowalski and hugged him. Kowalski was just glad he didn't have to do pick up lines anymore. (Yet.)

Sophia and Skipper started air kicks and flung at each other.

Who will win?
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Sorry its short I'm sleepy