Penguins of Madagascar Club
kom bij
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
 Will the Real SJF_Penguin2 Please Stand Up?
added by
Source: All who pranked me
The club got me in a great April Fools' dag joke yesterday, so I just wanted to keep the memory of it alive for after the iconen start rolling back. I saved this image early April 2, with most of the iconen still being "me."
screencap
penguins of madagascar fan club
sjf
april fools' dag
april fools
icoon
joke
prank
posted by Icicle1penguin
One beautiful morning in the New York, an otter has just woken up from her peaceful slumber...Too bad that nice morning has to go! COMEDY!!

(??????): Wake-up Marlene...
Marlene: *Yawns* Sigh...Good morning Kowalski...wait, What?
Kowalski: Good morning!
Marlene: Kowalski! What are u doing here?!?!?
Kowalski: What are u talking about?
Marlene: Why are u here, in a tux, and...Why am I in a wedding dress!?!
Kowalski: Oh this! This was Icicle's idea! She zei u were lonely so she came up with this!

Marlene: With what? u here in a tuxedo to freak me out?
Kowalski: u were close! *blows a whistle*...
continue reading...
posted by Tripenguinman
MARLENE’S TRUE PASSION
CHAPTER ONE
    Skipper was reading the paper and using the bathroom. His eyes were irritated and red from crying that he had shielded from the team, especially Private. He had just been on a datum with Marlene and he’d found out that she was cheating. She was meeting a guy in a back alley. He’d seen her sneak off when he gone under the vis bowl and took a glance back and decided to follow her and see what she was doing. She had crept through the sewers and come up in a back alley and met with another otter and she had been talking for a while...
continue reading...
posted by kowalskicrazy
Private looked at the ceiling with horror as his beak unconciously dropped. He held back a deafening shriek. A spider, as large as a car, made a web of pure spin silk holding 3 frightened penguins with web on their mouth. Private felt utterly useless. He felt as if his legs were going to give out at any moment. The spin neared Skippers neck to inject poison when private shouted. Private: hey! Leave him alone! Before private knew it the spin clashed with him and suddenly found himself on the floor. He screamed only to remember, no one could help him. (zoom into skippers dream)
A voice...
continue reading...
A week later…

Rico was standing near Marlene’s cave entrance when he noticed a small, yellow slip of paper on the ground. Of course he was curious, so he decided to bend down and remove it from the concrete. It appeared to be folded in half. Rico narrowed his eyes in order to better focus as he unfolded the yellow paper. He slowly read what someone had written upon it. Once he finished, Rico folded it back and turned to head into the cave.

Marlene was recovering well from her little episode with Skipper. However, there were times when Rico could easily tell that she yearned for a different...
continue reading...
“Rise and shine, men!”

Kowalski flung himself from his bunk and landed in front of his leader with stiff posture. Private, however, took his time, as he normally did. To him, this dag wasn’t anything new.

What mission will Skippa assign us? When are we going to eat? Is Julien going to torment us, today?

These were the very same thoughts that coursed through Private’s noggin’ every other day; whereas, Kowalski had other things in mind.

How can I change, today? How can I make this the best dag of my life? How can I toon the team my appreciation for them?

Kowalski was wearing the biggest...
continue reading...
The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The volgende morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the tafel, tabel where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, u aren’t...
continue reading...
posted by knocktimerico
Skipper sat in the HQ drinking his favoriete vis flavored coffee and reading his morning briefing. From what he read there seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary going on today, training in the AM, a lunch brake midday, and some crowd wooing in the afternoon.

Private, Kowalski, and Rico were just getting out of bed when Skipper spoke up.

“Well men,” Skipper zei sternly as he placed the briefing on the tafel, tabel and took a sip of his coffee, “make sure you’re outside at 0700 hours” he continued checking the clock on the wall; it showed 6:45.

Skipper stood straight up and shot his flipper...
continue reading...
The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...
continue reading...
it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think u have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are u ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the volgende hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks
Private: Can we get out of this one, Kowalski?
Kowalski: We are in a 6 door 8 inch cage made of steel with a model 40 lock. Wait, since when did u call the shots, Private?
Private: Skipper has a bad case of doctor hysteria. (Looks over in Skipper’s direction.)
Skipper is in fetal position, staring out into the distance and rocking back and forth slowly. Skipper: I have been captured door some unknown enemy. Walls closing in. The bars…squeezing in. Can’t breathe. General: the fifth squadron has been captured. May day. Man…down! (leaps up to strangle the bars) I know who has done this. It...
continue reading...
added by Imenss
Source: http://livedreamloveworld.tumblr.com
added by 27Kowalski
Source: Operation: Antarctica
Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hallo guys, have u seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...
continue reading...
added by Sandrei
added by Tressa-pom
Source: The Lost Treasure of the Golden eekhoorn
added by 27Kowalski
Source: "Herring Impaired" & "Friend-in-a-box".
added by B0XFISH
Source: me
I love The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only vragen I ever ask are:
Why don't meer people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? of the 5th of May?
This toon is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The meer I watch this show, the meer I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope u all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
link

“Cat Burglar”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4, Episode 1 (4X01)

Production Code: 401

Air date: ?

Previous: “The pinguïn Who Loved Me” , Next: “I Spy”

Cat Burglar/Transcript

“Cat Burglar” Season 4, Episode 1, “The Penguins
of Madagascar”

Scene I: Archie’s Warehouse

(Archie is watching TV)

Archie: Ugh.. I’m bored! At least when I was The Archer, I was busy. I had motivation! I had my goals in mind.

(gets up and looks at himself in a mirror on the wall)

Archie: My real estate business is booming, but I'm bored with it.
And let's face it. I'm not getting any younger.

(a pause)...
continue reading...