Oh the Irony...

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, u probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written door Judith Viorst. u should read it. u know, if u like picture boeken made for Kindergarteners.


I went to bed with vis in my mouth, but now there’s vis in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my pinda Butter...

    [Three figures verplaats along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are u sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
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