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Skipper's Girl

added by quasomeness

Source: Skipper Makes Perfect

This is interesting. A girl pinguïn that Skipper met that looks exactly like Skipper...

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penguins of madagascar

pinguïn

skipper

girl

Kinomiya, _Lexii23_ and 13 others like this

xDark_Angelx ... I gotta see this episode. BADLY!

King_Clemson This was so wrong.... Maybe Hans kissed that girl.

Private1sCut3 It's like he's on a date with himself! xD Just...female.... A She-Skipper! xD

Rico519 Sooo.......Is he daydreaming or is that a real girl.......SCARY.

LeonardFan The things I have seen O.O Now I know where Rico and Kowalski got their hula costumes from

xDark_Angelx @King_Clemson Oh, God, that image now scars my brain forever! XD

LVPRYDAPLATYPUS WTF O.O but this is cute at the same time......cute couple

kowalkielol no comment but i need to watch this episode now 0-0

BOLTravolta weird....... i gotta watch this

LeonardFan This would make a good fanfiction XD

Bitt3rman And you thought as Julien was a narcisist, i just hope marlene never noticed that

27Kowalski I'm kinda confused here. Is he dating himself in his mind or is that a real girl penguin? On second thought, I don't wanna know that. XD

ILUVKOWALSKI O.o Let's hope it's not his secret long lost twin sister or something, that would be really creepy........ Hmm, I bet this will be the last time we'll ever see a penguin girl in the series. XD

cattoy10 I watched the episode and it was awesome, one of my favourites, but when i saw this part i sh*t briks xD This was so shocking, scary, creepy and at the same time hilarious xDDD I'm glad Skipper lost her phone number :) Now he has Marlene :D

peacebaby7 That was so wrong in so many ways.........................................But still hilarious!!!! XDXD

27Kowalski ^^So true. XD

ricoiswsome Me: Ok who was messing with my ray that makes clones of men but for some odd reason turns 'em to girls? Skipper: Not me. Perry: *Plytupus noise* Rainbow Dash: *hides it behind back* Nope.... Not me. Me:..... Ok well I better find it then.

LVPRYDAPLATYPUS ^ XD perrrrrryyyyyy

BML1997 Wow...that's kind of creepy how much they look alike :/ really, really creepy. Lol, but they do make a cute couple though XD

MadagascarGirl I agree with BML1997. Though they look alike... It's cute! ;D

BOLTravolta wish he hadn't lost her phone number, we could see how this ends

silversrider I'm with BOLTravolta, that would have been hilarious!

Sylvia_Puffin At first I thought you Photoshopped this. Why is it that every single character who's ever dressed in a hula costume wears that one? And isn't that the same skirt Julien, Maurice, and Mort were wearing in Miracle on Ice?

TheRatKing1 someone tell me what i'm looking at....

Penguins_fan ^^&^XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Finding The Light: (2) No one takes my soldiers' memories

posted by peacebaby7

1849 hours

Private and Rico lead Kowalski to Marlene's habitat it hopes that she could help them in helping Kowalski regain his memory. When they arrived, they found Marlene swimming in her pond. She noticed them approaching and jumped out, drying her vacht, bont as she walked up to them. "Hey guys! What's up!? And...where's Skipper?" She asked looking around. Kowalski whispered to Private. "Who's that?" Private walked over to Marlene. "Uh, Marlene...There was an...incident...Kowalski doesn't remember anything. Not even us." Marlene gasped. "Oh my goodness! What happened?" She asked putting her paw...

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! u may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, u are not a woman, u are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can u feel true emotions yourself?

User: u are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, u are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: hallo that's what the Skipper pinguïn tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, u can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 2

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the kasteel right before he got inside a huge wolf monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two meer wolf monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one slash from his powerful sword. The lights of the kasteel then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One door one then came but he was still no problem for the pinguïn vampire. Killing of all them he made...

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pinguïn Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! u know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

pinguïn Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a zitplaats, stoel and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a zitplaats, stoel and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

pinguïn Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any meer Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see u alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any meer advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any meer Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any meer advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

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Runescape

posted by Metallica1147

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one pinguïn would disagree with u right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" zei Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what u may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 3 The Rise of the Guardians

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday u can. Pelli, are u sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led door the Striga,...

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Halloween Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are u nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a regenboog above u
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 4 *Accusation zoo*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these artikels on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay of be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can u tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 2: Super Secret Spy!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped out of her room. She had gotten a new look just like Dr Blowhole had wanted. She thought she looked OK; she even thought she was pretty. She reached up and ran her paw across her bangs, which covered half her left eye and had a baby blue highlight in the middle. She thought it looked to flashy. She even kind of wanted to go dye it back to just plain white like before. She shook her head. This was part of her mission which she had chosen to except. She walked out of the hall and into the main room.

Dr Blowhole spotted Lexii in the vast room. She hadn't seen him yet. She was beautiful....

Harry Potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alexrusso-213

Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins singing some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed door repeating gitaar frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring u to your knees
It will make u beg for meer until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But u like what u see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what u need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Unlikely Rivalry (If your a hockey fan, then u will like this story)

posted by Metallica1147

Unlikely Rivalry

It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain pinguïn that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” zei Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” zei Marlene.

“What’s...

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The penguins meet Harry potter IWrote this because I love Harry potter

posted by alex356

Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading u letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard u have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well u sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks u know I miss the penguins
The doors schommel, swing open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him

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Psycho: Chapter 8

posted by 67Dodge

Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited meer than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want u guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one meer night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 4: Take Me As I Am

posted by jackandjill2

Just wondering... is anyone actually reading this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few minuten later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted door Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski zei in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking of something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...

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The pinguïn Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet part 2

posted by 67Dodge

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man of something on the wing, some....thing,' zei Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...