Corpse party I.D card: mort

u know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A fan OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the top, boven of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so u can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: pinguïn Habitat, on top, boven of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the...

Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A kasteel near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King otter continues to zoek for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years geleden one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

Yup. I have officially lost interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.


My favoriete shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If u like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest u don't check these out.


I also love comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown cartoons at around the age of 11. I would probably still love them if they replaced the rommel, ongewenste we see on...

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy dag in the maand of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 minuten straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe u misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help u find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

The Final Battle


Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if u don’t like your favoriete characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell u what happened. door the way, I think one of the Narnia boeken has the same titel as this chapter so if u happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

Not alot of people know what happend in Denmark with Skipper. So, heres my idea.

Skipper jumped off the plane silently as it headed over Denmark. He was on a mission for the pinguïn strike force. They located Blowhole in Denmark and they sent their best spy to go and spy on him.


Skipper landed and headed to a secret HQ to get meer information. Unlike the US, they had puffins. There organazation was called The Danes.

Skipper entered the Danes HQ and went to the comando,Hans. Hans told skipper where Blowhole was and he headed for it. Halfway there,he saw a strange man in colorful clothing and long...

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I love Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay meer sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I love science. Who has meer in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, love it, and I love candy!
8.) I'm making a lijst about how much I love him!
9.) I'll cry if u don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If u vote Kico, u will be hated door me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured door Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty of so of the rat King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

door the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his vrienden die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

Love Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, u see that otter over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that otter is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what u were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a pinguïn could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir koop and end back here at the base. Do u agree?"
    Private and Rico...

(Inspired door the episode: Love Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a sok on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their home pagina was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week geleden Rico had lost his dazzling doll, the...

Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No meer Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private zei as he saw Marlene eend behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir koop entrance.

"I...

“The Other Man That Doesn’t Exist Yet”
December 11, 2014

Skipper stood outside Marlene’s habitat. Earlier that day, the team had snuck into Alice’s office to order some sweet elusive Polish sauerkraut, and Alice had left the sign-up lijst for the Breeding Program on her computer. Marlene’s name was on it. From the moment he saw it, his hart-, hart fluttered. He wasn’t quite sure why. It was just the thought of Marlene feeling as if she needed someone. Why that would bother him was another mystery. He took a deep breath and entered.

“Hey, Skipper! What’s up?” Marlene zei as he approached...

“If Only”
July 20, 2014

    “Hey, Marlene. Sorry I’m late,” Skipper said, sitting on the boom branch volgende to Marlene in the park. “I was giving the boys a job to keep them busy and I had to argue with Rico over park surveillance.”

    Marlene waved a dismissive paw. “It’s all right, Skipper, I understand,” she zei half-heartedly without meeting his eye.

    Skipper’s expression filled with concern. “Marlene, what’s wrong?” he asked, trying to look into her eyes.

    Marlene drew in a breath....