Just another POM commercial

added by Andjane

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penguins of madagascar

skipper

kowalski

rico

private

Skiparah, Kowalskina and 6 others like this

DrBsNumber1Fan Ok, that was...awkward.

Elelovett Funny! :)

peacebaby7 AWESOME! AND FUNNY!

mostar1219 somehow, i knew Kowalski would be involved in that.

carsfan OMG! :D One of the best commercials I`ve seen! XD

SaturdaySurpris LOL Kowalski!

peacebaby7 MOMMA MADE ME BUTTER BISCUITS GRAVY GRAVY BONGOS!!!! LOL!!

yappy24 dafuq did i just watch?

CuteCuddly "Uh........................ okay..."

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 6: Sympathy, Tenderness

posted by jackandjill2

Kowalski managed to get back to the HQ, crawl into bed and pretend to sleep for a while, all before warm-ups began. He participated as normally as possible - until Alice showed up. She was shocked to find one enclosure of the Reptile House had been burned horribly - as was the inhabitant of the enclosure.

Skipper was equally shocked upon overhearing this, and had his team investigate while Alice called the police.

One of the first things Skipper noticed was that the secret flipper-scanner had been opened. He had Rico cough up a flipper-print duster, and had Kowalski dust the scanner.

"No prints,...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 3: Alive!

posted by jackandjill2

That night, Marlene tossed and turned in her bed. She'd made the mistake of having too many oysters before bed, and she was having a lot of trouble sleeping. For the third time that night, she woke up from her fitful sleep and glanced at her clock. It read: 3:05 AM. She groaned to herself - u would think, after twenty-five years (otter time, at least), she would have learned door now not to eat too much before bed, it made her feel very restless.

She got up from her bed, hoping to release some of her pent-up energy door taking a cool swim. But when she was outside, something odd caught her eye...

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Speak Now: All Nighter Before Christmas Version!

posted by EppofangirlXD

Julien is not the kind of lemur,
Who should be speeding on a stolen news busje, van towing a pine tree,
And Skipper is not the kind of penguin,
Who should be stalking a bunch of Santas…

Marlene would rather make some peace,
When there’s a conflict between Charles Dickens vs rock and roll,
In the decorations committee,
Instead of getting involved in a snowball fight,
Something that Burt definitely started,
Thanks a lot for squishing the snowmen guitarists,
We all lose ourselves in a flashback,
Where Santa comes and says:

"Don't give up, pick yourselves off the floor,
Ya-You can save Kidsmas,
By cleaning...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

But the king still fearful for his girls life decred that all spining weels shall be burned.and so it was done.the 3 good sorsoris know a bonfire was not going to stop jane so they made a plan. the plan was to raice the child themselfs without magic.and so the king and qween wacthed as there only child disappered into the night.

28 YEARS LATER
marlene keeped her name and grow up to be the most bueatifulist otter in the land.she was loved door all she know.at the forbiddin pcik jane had not yet found marlene.it was marlene's 28th bday.the dag jane's corese was to come true.meanwile tamon was takeing his horse for a storel when he heard marlene's singing he sing along.

Clone wars!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

ON-TOP OF THE MONUMENT!!!!
The clone hung Lilly and Marlene upside-down from the monument. To make matters worse, Lilly is afraid of HEIGHTS! (go figure huh?) " Lilly,Lilly,Lilly.You had the chance to be mine forever, but instead u wanted to hit." The clone turns his head to reveal an eye-patch covering his other eye! *lol! She poked his eye out!* Lilly smiled proudly. " Yeah, volgende i'll go for the other one and make it even!" She mocked. " Oohhh, BURRRN!" Marlene teased. Then, he lost his temper, he cut the rope that was teathering Lilly to the ground, and down she fell.
The clone moved to...

Clone wars! -Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

LATER THAT NIGHT!
The boys are in the HQ doin'n their own thing, when suddenly, another Skipper (real) springs in. " What the?!" Asked the clone, trying to play it off. " Got ya now CLONE! Get him boys!" Skipper commands, pointing his flipper to the imposter. None of his teammates obeyed. " How are we so sure YOURE not the clone?" Kowalski asked skeptically. " Yeah! Get them BOTH boys!" Lilly adds. On her command, everyone jumped onto a Skipper,and tied them each to a chair. "Come on boys, u know it's me!" The clone Skipper pleaded, but all of a sudden,one of his contacts fell out! He was...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 8

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski ran into the room as soon as he heard Lilly's voice. " You're on the plane. Skipper saved your life outhere. A-few meer minuten and those fumes would have killed you!" Lilly smiled. " Aww. How sweet." she zei to Kowakski. " When X took me off the ride, what did u guys say?" Lilly asked suspiciously. " Uh nothing! Nothing at all." Kowalski replied in a nerveous way. " Really? Because I could hear u boys giggling like little school girls from outside the door." Lilly said. " Well...." Skipper walked in. "Here he is, MR.HERO!!!" yelled Kowalski as he pushed Skipper twoard's Lilly's...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the animals aproach the Terminator ride, Officer X jumps out holding a giant vacume with a strange black liquid inside. As soon as Kowalski sees the strange substence, he seems to recognize it and he slides away. " Kowalski! where are u going!?" Screamed Private, hoping his friend would answer. " Do u little birdies know whats in this vacume?" Asks Officer X in an evil tone. He finds a rat and sprays it with the strange black mist. It seems to be dead. " AHHHHH!!" Screamed all the remaining penguins. (and Julien.) " This is somethi'n Ilike to call CHEMICAL X!" Explains Officer...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Everyone packed their bags excitedly but Private (as skeptic and naive as he is) asked " Skippa. How are we going to go to Universal without the humans Knowing?" "Private." zei Skipper bluntly. " Turn on the news." Private turned on the t.v. and put on the Chuck Charles news report. " We are on location at Universal Studios Florida with breaking news. Yhere has been a malfunction eith all the parks rides, and the parks will be closed until furthur notice." Private turned off the t.v. as Skipper gave Kowalski a hi-5! " Never underestimate the power of SCIENCE, BABY!" Kowalski exclaimed! " Kowalski...

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I O U

posted by EppofangirlXD

Skipper stood at Marlene’s cave entrance, right between the inside and outside of her cave, where Marlene couldn’t see him. Maybe she doesn’t remember, he thought, but who could forget when someone was being mean and rude to you? He felt like he had this big burden resting on his shoulders.

Still wondering whether to go in and apologize of whether to chicken out and go home, Skipper’s foot accidentally protruded into Marlene’s cave light.

“Skipper?” Marlene asked curiously, wondering if the foot she saw sticking into her room was his. She was sitting on her bed, ready to go to...

Lilly! Don't go! - Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper wakes up later that night in a cold sweat. " That dream proved what I must do! Up and adam boys! Kowalski brand up the plane! Were goi'n to Antarctica! NOW!!!! Kowalski is the first to get out of bed. He really wanted to see Lilly, even though she was only gone for six hours. He got the keys to the plane and they were off!
-------.......-------.......-------.......-
Lilly was lying in bed, thinking. Just then she heard a loud ' BUZZ!!' She searched her room an found the wrist communicator Kowalski made for her lying on the chest at the end of her bed. She was so upset, she forgot she even...

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Secret admirer- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

With that the boys set off to find the secret admirer, but first, they had to find Lilly. "Rico! zoek the east half of the zoo with me. Kowalski and Private zoek the west. Leave no rock unturned men. We have to find Lilly! verplaats out!" The penguins then got into their teams and searched for their teammate. Meanwhile, Julien is talking to Maurice in the bouncy- house. " Maurice! Give to me the royal comforting device!" " Right away your majesty!" Replied Maurice as he obeyed the king's order. When he came back, he was holding a large blue throw -blanket with Julien's face on the front. " Ah!...

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das, das, badger Love: Chapter 2: How To Explain This

posted by Metallica1147

         Chapter 2
        How to explain this

    The volgende morning Private and Rico were on top, boven of the HQ talking and trying to overcome of what happen last night with them and the badgers.

“Rico, I kissed a das, badger last night!”

“Stop saying,” he grunted.

“Sorry, but what are we going to do about this?”

“Love?”

“Love, are u saying you’re actually in love with Becky?”

“Hmmm… yup!”

“Well what about your doll?”

Rico then got his doll, took one last look at it, but then he...

Immunity Enhancement chapter 3

posted by beastialmoon

Kam is working on the Fantasizer. It is a helmeted device, intended for living out the most vivid fantasies. Rico is a test subject. Rico put it over his head, letting it hang over his eyes. Kam hit the button on the side.

Kam watched, and took notes. Rico was smiling… very happy. Good. But then he started crying. Sad? This didn't make sense… now he was angry. Confused, angry, excited, bored, surprised… complete schizophrenia. Rico's emotions were running amok. Kam took off the Fantasizer before he got hurt.

"I'll have to make some adjustments, Rico." he said, putting his clipboard down....

The New Recruit: Part 7

posted by TeamPeeta649

Tara waits in the boom in Marlene's habitat. She has been staying there ever since Skipper caught her and Kowalski together, it is for the best. It has been a week since then and after a few days Kowalski started coming to see her at night and a couple times in the mornings. Private has been helping us but we wouldn't risk asking Rico just yet. Finally he comes.

Tara:"There u are. I was starting to think u weren't coming."
Kowalski:"Sorry." hugs her. "I had a little trouble getting away from Skipper. But I would have let u known if I wasn't coming."

They kiss in the moonlight.

Tara:"Are you...

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The Unforgiven Trilogy, Act III

posted by beastialmoon

Sorry it took so long to upload! I had MAJOR writers block on this one!

Elijah drifted on, unaware of his surroundings for days. The humans fed him on a regular basis, so he didn’t starve. But he didn’t know what he was doing. What did the humans want with him? He met another penguin. Two, actually. A male and a Female. They were both very friendly. The female seemed to get attached to him. The male had all these fanatical ideas about where they were going.

How could he know
This new dawn's light
Would change his life forever?

Set sail to sea
But pulled off course
By the light of golden treasure...

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The new Recruit: Part 2

posted by TeamPeeta649

Skipper glares at Tara, thinking she may be a spy of Dr. Blowhole's.

Tara:nods "ok. what do u want to try?"
Skipper:"We don't try, we succeed."

Skipper sets up the ninja bowling pins and turns to Tara.

Skipper:"You may want to watch first before u try anything. Boys! On my signal!"

They leap into postions and wait for a while.

Kowalski:"Um, Skipper..."

He stops when Skipper motions for him to be quiet. Kowalski and Private exchange a look.

Skipper:"Now!"

They leap into action, kicking and punching and using the moves they had been practicing. Tara leans against the box and watches. They finally...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 1

posted by jackandjill2

Note: Characters will translate as:
Skipper - Othello, the Moor of Venice
Marlene - Desdemona, Othello's wife (they'll just be dating)
Kowalski - Cassio, Othello's lieutenant
Ian (OC) - Iago, a very jealous and greedy man
Amelia (Amy/OC) - Iago/Ian's wife
Rodney - Roderigo, Iago's friend

...

“Ouch! Ian, that’s my foot!”
“My apologies, Rodney, but it really is quite dark in here.”
“We wouldn’t even be here is it weren’t for your stupid little trick!”
“Hush, Amelia!”
The first voice was a little squeaky, and it belonged to Rodney, an idiotic pinguïn who seemed to rely on everyone except...

Julien is the SuperStar

posted by JediPenguin16

I heard this sopng and thought, "King Julien!"

I am da superstar with a bouncy house and a stolen zoo cart
I am da superstar and I don't care who u are.
I am da superstar with a bouncy house and astolen zoo kar, winkelwagen car,
I am a superstar and not caring care who u are.
Got many mango-, mango honey, I'm a superstar,
My life is funny honey, Have u seen my cart?
I know a lot of people, I'm a superstar,
Everybody knows me, Right from near.

I had a plane (I had a plane)
I love the fame (I love the fame)
You want my name (You know my name) And I just want u to be knowing

I am da superstar with a bouncy house and...

Chapter 5: I give the flipper of death as a 'rat'

posted by Rini_Kowalski

Okay. Is there anything weird for there to be two penguins and a lemur on a train?

Well Yeah...

But whats weirder is seeing a kreeft on it too.
I did get hungry. Athena looked like she was about to puke because she is allergic.

"So where are we?" I asked and stared out a window.

"Let's say... depending on the boom types... We're in Virginia." Neko estimated.

"We've been on the go to long! I'm tired." Athena complained.

"The humans come in here to check to much. They'd see u if u rested!" Neko explained.

Athena rolled her eyes. "I'm good at hiding."

"No! I'm older then u Athena so I'm in charge!"...