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u Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
u go to the Empire State Building and u ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and u scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time u use the Internet, u thank Hermes.
When u see Harry Potter, u think of Percy with glasses.
u burn food to see if it smells good.
u see an owl, u go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
u think that your favoriete singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to u dies and u give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and u create a PJO family.
u go on a cruise and u hope the boot isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boot and u pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and u hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast u out of the air.
u go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
u find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
u think George struik, bush is a son of Ares
u know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with u everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
u get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
u get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
u sometimes try to control water.
u don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, u claim u have ADHD of dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
u yell "Annabeth!" everytime u see a NY Yankees hat.
u make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime u see an oranje shirt, u look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
u are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When u see/hear about anything myhtology-related, u talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York of San Francisco-related.
u are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
u are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
u claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your vrienden argue with you.
u have dreams about PJO characters/events
u carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime u pick up a pen, u think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime u play dodgeball, u bring a suit of armor.
u go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
u find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, u yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO u LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
u stuff your Harry Potter boeken in the back of your closet so u have some meer places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, u say: "I hope u shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, u burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
u pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) u scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, u pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
u are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
u pray to Athena when u don’t study for a math test.
And when u flunk zei test, u blame her irritation on Percabeth.
u make a lijst of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy meer than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also u might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Eris- She threw the apple.
When u steal your friend's pen u believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and u thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
u write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds u from the computer, u blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
u want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If only I HAD ONE!)
u give all your vrienden god parents
u call the "Ares kids", of school bullies, Martians.
u kwis fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
u spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
u plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
u imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
u get your parents to start reading PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
u think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
u have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
u want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a veilig deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks u need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Even though the obsession is my ex's fault.)
u blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
u imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the vraag of why u were laughing, u try to explain.
They think u are nuts because u are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
u think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
u know you're obsessed when u lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
u think all the populair girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
u go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
u read page 287 of BotL over and over again of say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
u and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada of Canadians.
u and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only u two in it. (I would make a Facebook chat group for it but apparentl 12 is too young for facebook and therefore she doesn't have one...even though we both know a 12-year-old who has one.)
u get other people obsessed.
u know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your favoriete quote of all time comes from PJO.
u and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, u give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time u see a guy in a wheelchair u think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan
u find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (yep)
When your boyfriend dumps you, u take the oath of the hunters olympianchef213 (Well...)
When u burn yourself, u curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
~You put an offering to Demeter volgende to your garden. olympianchef213
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who u really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
~You say "Maia!" when u are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 (It didn't work. :( )
u checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
u know which pages the good parts are on.
u suddenly hate thunderstorms.
u start hearing Percabeth in every song u hear.
u started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
u start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon. NOT Artemis, Joel!)
u never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
u ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
u start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each dag u check every fansite u know of for new information.
u try to figure out how much food dye u need to turn chocolate chip koekjes, cookies blue.
u make references to it in school reports and/or to vrienden that haven’t read it.
The first thing u ask someone when u meet them is, “Have u read PJO?”
u yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever u enter a boat.
u curse a god/goddess a lot.
u have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
u know PJO better then most sane people
u have linken to every great PJO site
u beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
u add things to the lijst every day
u know what u would do if u were Percy
u argue with your vrienden about if Nico should turn evil of not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your vrienden have read all the PJO, of are going to in the very near future
u wish u could find a regenboog to see if Iris messages work
u give vrienden and youself a godly parent,
u are trying to learn Greek
u keep thinking about one of the PJO boeken when u go on a trip.
u think of percy every time u see a dark haried green-eyed boy
u have an instant crush on Nico!
u just have to research meer about greek mythology
u want to learn Latin
u copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a kruis over
u have taken every test u can find about what demigodly parent u would/do/should have, and your trying to get your vrienden to
u make sure all of your vrienden (Or most of them), have an idea about what u say when talking about PJO
Your vrienden (At least one), think u are obbsessed with PJO, and u agree
u have one of meer things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks u why, u tell them
u have something on your school things (Or home pagina things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and u don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when u read this
u own every single book
u are planning on adding a lot meer things to this list
u call yourself a demigod
u wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
u plan to study Greek mythology in college
u find yourself praying to a random god when u didn't study for a math test because u were too busy reading PJO
Youv'e called someone u know a satyr.
u have AP European History and u wish Annabeth could tutor u about all the architects u have to know.
And thats how u know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
u Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
u go to the Empire State Building and u ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and u scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time u use the Internet, u thank Hermes.
When u see Harry Potter, u think of Percy with glasses.
u burn food to see if it smells good.
u see an owl, u go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
u think that your favoriete singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to u dies and u give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and u create a PJO family.
u go on a cruise and u hope the boot isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boot and u pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and u hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast u out of the air.
u go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
u find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
u think George struik, bush is a son of Ares
u know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with u everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
u get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
u get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
u sometimes try to control water.
u don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, u claim u have ADHD of dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
u yell "Annabeth!" everytime u see a NY Yankees hat.
u make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime u see an oranje shirt, u look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
u are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When u see/hear about anything myhtology-related, u talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York of San Francisco-related.
u are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
u are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
u claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your vrienden argue with you.
u have dreams about PJO characters/events
u carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime u pick up a pen, u think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime u play dodgeball, u bring a suit of armor.
u go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
u find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, u yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO u LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
u stuff your Harry Potter boeken in the back of your closet so u have some meer places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, u say: "I hope u shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, u burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
u pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) u scream "JACKSON!"
When someone dies, u pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
u are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
u pray to Athena when u don’t study for a math test.
And when u flunk zei test, u blame her irritation on Percabeth.
u make a lijst of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy meer than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also u might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Eris- She threw the apple.
When u steal your friend's pen u believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and u thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
u write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds u from the computer, u blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
u want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (If only I HAD ONE!)
u give all your vrienden god parents
u call the "Ares kids", of school bullies, Martians.
u kwis fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
u spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
u plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
u imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
u get your parents to start reading PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
u think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
u have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
u want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a veilig deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks u need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Even though the obsession is my ex's fault.)
u blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
u imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the vraag of why u were laughing, u try to explain.
They think u are nuts because u are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
u think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
u know you're obsessed when u lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
u think all the populair girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
u go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
u read page 287 of BotL over and over again of say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
u and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada of Canadians.
u and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only u two in it. (I would make a Facebook chat group for it but apparentl 12 is too young for facebook and therefore she doesn't have one...even though we both know a 12-year-old who has one.)
u get other people obsessed.
u know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your favoriete quote of all time comes from PJO.
u and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, u give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time u see a guy in a wheelchair u think "Chiron!!” iBookworm-chan
u find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan (yep)
When your boyfriend dumps you, u take the oath of the hunters olympianchef213 (Well...)
When u burn yourself, u curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213
~You put an offering to Demeter volgende to your garden. olympianchef213
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who u really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213
~You say "Maia!" when u are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 (It didn't work. :( )
u checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
u know which pages the good parts are on.
u suddenly hate thunderstorms.
u start hearing Percabeth in every song u hear.
u started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
u start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon. NOT Artemis, Joel!)
u never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
u ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
u start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each dag u check every fansite u know of for new information.
u try to figure out how much food dye u need to turn chocolate chip koekjes, cookies blue.
u make references to it in school reports and/or to vrienden that haven’t read it.
The first thing u ask someone when u meet them is, “Have u read PJO?”
u yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever u enter a boat.
u curse a god/goddess a lot.
u have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
u know PJO better then most sane people
u have linken to every great PJO site
u beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
u add things to the lijst every day
u know what u would do if u were Percy
u argue with your vrienden about if Nico should turn evil of not (Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your vrienden have read all the PJO, of are going to in the very near future
u wish u could find a regenboog to see if Iris messages work
u give vrienden and youself a godly parent,
u are trying to learn Greek
u keep thinking about one of the PJO boeken when u go on a trip.
u think of percy every time u see a dark haried green-eyed boy
u have an instant crush on Nico!
u just have to research meer about greek mythology
u want to learn Latin
u copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a kruis over
u have taken every test u can find about what demigodly parent u would/do/should have, and your trying to get your vrienden to
u make sure all of your vrienden (Or most of them), have an idea about what u say when talking about PJO
Your vrienden (At least one), think u are obbsessed with PJO, and u agree
u have one of meer things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks u why, u tell them
u have something on your school things (Or home pagina things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and u don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when u read this
u own every single book
u are planning on adding a lot meer things to this list
u call yourself a demigod
u wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
u plan to study Greek mythology in college
u find yourself praying to a random god when u didn't study for a math test because u were too busy reading PJO
Youv'e called someone u know a satyr.
u have AP European History and u wish Annabeth could tutor u about all the architects u have to know.
And thats how u know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
