Percy Jackson and the Olympians Article: 'PERCY JACKSON and the FACEBOOK WARS!!' PT #1

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'PERCY JACKSON and the FACEBOOK WARS!!' PT #1

posted by hyperspace13

Percy: HADEEEEES!!! WHAT THE HERMES DID u STEAL MY OPHIOTAURUS BESSIE FOR!!!???

Hades: Uuuuhhh...help?

Hermes:I just got two messages from Zues, there's bad and good news. O.K so the good news is that Hades didn't get his name used as a curse-

Hades: Wait, what?

Hermes: Uuuuugh... Nevermind. Well anyway, the bad news is that Annabeth has gone missing, and we think that Enceladus os holding her captive.

Leo: u mean that big ugly guy, enchiladas

Hermes: No, E-N-C-E-L-A-D-U-S.

Percy: Don't be so mean Hermes!

Hades: Yeah, that's my job!

Leo: Wait, what?!
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Zues: RAAAGGHHH!!! Poseidon stal my pet poodle Fluffy!!

Poseidon: Did not!

Zues: Then why is he sitting on your throne, eating a seaweed dog bisciut!!??

Poseidon: uuuuuhh...

Zues: u know why...
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Aphrodite:I wish Piper were here, *sob* she lightens up every party-

All (except Leo): THIS ISN'T A PARTY!!!

Leo: well, I could make it one-

Aphrodite: A farewell party for Annabeth!!!

All( except Leo): NO!!

Aphrodite: *walks into corner and sobs*

Leo: hallo Aphro, I could fly Festus the happy dragon into Frisco, and Pipes could catch a ride with mwa?

Aphrodite: YAAAAAY!!!

ALL: NOOO!!!

*EVERYONE LOGS OFF*

Aphrodite: Forever alone, *sob*

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meredog Lol I love this!!!!!!!!! Make more!!!!!!!!!!!

cinnominbubble Lol! I is needing more!

hyperspace13 Thanks!! And there will be more!! Oh and please choose five gods/godesses and demeigods. That will be in the next fanfic!!

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annabeth (sorry its upsidown)

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girls

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percy jackson and the olympians fan fiction made story

posted by ticotyler

Jake Learman’s Life as a Demigod
“The Quest of Death”
Chapter 1 “A friend that never was”
Now I can say I’ve been in worst situations, but then I would be lying. I’ve fought ice giants, gorgons, empusas’s, mormo’s, and the hardest kobaloi, but none of them beat this. I was walking home pagina from school with my Hispanic friend Jason and just when we began to kruis the street, a huge Minotaur broke threw a brick uithangbord and started sniffing out something. My friend couldn’t help, but to run around screaming “bull on the loose”. I mean did he really not see the two foot long horned,...

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Thalia Grace the difference between goth and punk

posted by i_am_zim

ok now a lot of u are saying "what the hell? what the fuck dose this shit have to do with percy jackson?" well the answer to that is i got bored and wanted to annoy some people on the internet. part one goth: ok now when most people think of goth they think of a hot chick with blue haas and nice eye liner and stuff u know something like thalia. well u are wrong, that is punk my vrienden THIS is goth, a creepy chick with bat wings and black robes and over the top, boven make up and some will get there tungs slit to be like a snake and stuff like that.

part 2 emo is not goth: emo kids dont look goth at all!! they just like to slit there wrists in the bathtub

part 3 whatever: so ya whatever thalia is punk and crap and la la la

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Ways to annoy percy jackson

posted by greenstergirl

-Ask him to unclog the toilet with his "awesome and oh so magical powers"
-Give him a small print book in English, telling him he must read it
-Ask him how his Grandfather (Kronos) is doing
-Wreck Mr. Blowfish's car and blame it on Percy…again.
-Ask him to use his pen 'cause yours is out of ink
-Drag him to an airport (Even after he has screamed his head off and Thalia has offered to take him then tattle tale to her dad) than proceed to yell that he's got a weapon on him as u go through the metal detectors
-When the police man check him, only finding a pen, keep insisting that he's armed and...

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Addison Zander, A new Demigod Chapter 13

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter 13

After the attack all I could do was cry. I wasn't able to help Katie and she died. Believe me, I didn't like her, she was a jerk but I couldn't take away the thought that she was dead.

For about 2 hours of sobbing, Nico told me to calm down. He gave me a hug and explained what we needed to do. I liked Nico's hug surprisingly. It was warm and it made me feel protected.

After we cleaned off ourselves we took the dead Katie and buried her on a hill. Nico zei he would personally put her in the fields of Eluthesium. (is that how u spell it?)

Soon after it was really late and we used...

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Addison Zander A new demigod, Chapter 6

posted by greenstergirl

Sorry it took so long for me to get this volgende chapter down.

Before I was led to my cabin, Sapphire ran up to me. She had a roze duffel bag in her hand.

"Here. u don't need to borrow anymore of the Hermes boys junk." She said. I was SO glad to have her.

Chiron led me to a big, shiny stone cabin. Outside were iris flowers and the walls of the cabine were so shiny, a regenboog gleamed.This was my cabin. I expected the inside of the Iris cabine to be crowded and not decorated like the Hermes cabin.

What I found was just one boy in the entire cabin, reading a book door keeping it between his toes....

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Addison Zander, a new Demigod Chapter 4

posted by greenstergirl

I poured a little bit of the sap into Nico's mouth, and immediatly the sap reapeared in the bottle. It was his medicine, and it really was working. He started to get the strength to talk to me. The gash in his had really made it hard for him to do stuff, and it bled constantly.

"ugh...thanks..Addison." Nico strained to say. He could talk now, but he was still very weak. Even though I was a tiger, he knew it was me, and he would speek to me, even if I couldn't respond to him. Instead I would give him gestures on telling him that I understould him, of that I was going to go hunt.

"Do you...

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Ways to tick off/ make fun/ bother a PJ fan.

posted by Holic_195

Ways to tick off a PJ fan.

This is my list, what’s yours?

1/ When u see a group of PJ fan talking ‘bout him, pretend to kom bij them and say: “Oh, u guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so love him!”

2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”

3/ Tell him/her that u heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked u to kill all demigods (fake of real) u know.

4/Tell them that HP...

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MY Percy Jackson and the olympians movie review

posted by i_am_zim

sigh....BIGIST DISAPPOINTMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(for people that did not read the boeken and liked the movie i hope for your sake that it was because it was entertaining not because it was good)

let me tell u how it all happened.i was on my way to the films to see it and just as i was puling up into the parking lot i finished the last book.i walk inside and was telling myself that this was going to be the best movie ever....I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!i sat down and watched it and when it was over i was so depressed that i tried to convince myself that it was...

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General Review and Comments: Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief

posted by Zina17

This Monday (Feb 22) I finally had the chance to go see Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson. Based on the novel door Rick Riordan, the movie follows Percy, son of Poisidon (god of the sea) on his quest to save his mother, and the rest of the world for that matter. With only his old friend Grover, who happens to be half goat, and Annabeth, beautiful and powerful daughter of Athena, he sets out to find three pearls, and ultimatly, the underworld. Blah blah blah. Those of u who haven't seen the movie, i wont give any meer away. Those of u who have, u will be bored if i continue. So, onto my general...

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Choices

posted by I-Love-Candy

Who am I?

Summary: 20: Sometimes, u are not sure if this life's worth it; but, then again, it's only sometimes.
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"Is—is that you?" her voice cracks and u nod feebly.

"Yeah, it's me."

She turns away, tears in her eyes, head in hands.

You reach out your arm and try to pat her back. She steps back, eyes wide and nervous, avoiding your touch.

"Go," she hisses suddenly, tears streaking down her face, hands now clenched at her sides.

You are confused, but say nothing.

"C'mon, please, —" u start, but she interrupts you.

"No." She's pleading with you, and looks so hurt and alone, all u wish to...

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Addison Zander, a new Demigod Chapter 3

posted by greenstergirl

For days I tried to travel. I started putting Nico on my back, (I was a ridable tiger at the time, duh!) but he kept sliding off. The hours of walking turned into days, and the days turned into weeks. Since I had no food I had to eat stuff from garbage cans. And the food Nico had in his bag I already had gobbled up, plus I could hardly ever even get to a garbage can because in every city there were mobs of police cars and people following me. Honlestly, I was on the verplaats everywhere. Since I was a giant animal, lots of people woud freekout when they saw me. So I started hunting mice (yes, mice....

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what i thought of the Percy Jackson movie

posted by bernzzbabzz

First, let me explain that i just started reading the boeken July First. i did not see the movie before i read the books(thank the gods). after i read the first book and started the seconde i bought the movie and watched it. After the first few scenes i started thinking.. what the hell is this?
Let me name everything wrong about that movie.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TWELVE
Annabeth's supposed to be blonde and have curly hair.
Chiron's supposed to be a white horse.
Percy doesn't wake up in the infirmary, and Grover is not there at first.
The first scene with the pool didnt even exist in the book.
Percy...