What is the dumbest/funniest thing that your younger siblings of cousins ever zei of did?

"What's mommy's name ?" "Karin Arroyo" "What's daddy's name ?" "daddy Arroyo"

My little sister got her hands on some sizors a few weeks ago.....
She now has a mulet, because my mom didn't want to chop off all of her hair...

I asked my two younger cousins (both boys) what they wanted to be when they grew up. The seven jaar old zei "I want to be a fontein so people can throw money at me" The six jaar old replied "Being a stripper is much meer effective" Then seven jaar old told the six jaar old "Maybe I don't want to be Miley Cyrus" I was rolling on the floor laughing so I didn't even hear the rest of that conversation.

Once my cousin zei that HP was gay. T.T

My cuz say so many dumb things its not evn funny

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my 6 jaar cousin: my friend patrick's dog died yesterday

my aunt: oh, i'm so sorry

my cousin: u KILLED THE DOG???

once my two cousins (both boys) roll in a big mud thing for like 2 hours and one of them had a tik on hes back and once my older couisn (hes a boy and hes 16 and im 15) and he zei want to go on a date

My cousin and I went to the mall and when we got on the elevator she zei "Fuck you, lady, that's what stairs are for!" XD

Once my little sister called 911 to order a pizza because of the influence with her "friends"

Also one dag my brother and his friend lit a pizza box on brand even though there were fires burning in the mountains.