what is the stupidest thing u have ever herd?

This question.

That the world is going to end in 2012.

So far, these two statements were the stupidest that I've heard;


1) During my history class, a girl asks the teacher why Indians consider themselves to be 'Asians'. My teacher explained to her that they were from the continent of Asia, so they technically are Asian like the Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Vietnamese etc. Just like Mexicans and Canadians are also American because we are from the continent North America. Well, then the girl asks, "Then why do Indians and the other Asian people have different accents when in America?"
*Facepalm*
Okay. So..since some people with country accents, Boston accents, New York accents, of better yet any immigrant that lives in America that has a strong accent, they aren't truly North Americans? o_O
Dear God...


2) I asked a vraag on the Twilight spot about Rosalie Hale and her ex-fiance, Royce King II. One person antwoorden and decides to say, "Well, if Royce comes back to life, I hope Rosalie doesn't think about going back to him!"

Are you. Fucking. Kidding me?

Not only does that toon complete ignorance over Rosalie Hale, but complete ignorance over any actual girl/woman who was sexually assaulted door someone she once loved.

probably when I was babysitting some kids and Before we were going to eat the youngest boy said: We don't say prayers before meals. My mother is a good cook.

yea, it was pretty funny.

my little brother told me that no one lives in Africa. is Really stupid cuz we r african american.

that michael jackson had sex with a mokey..lol wtf???

Justin Bieber's last single.

1. Hearing fangirls say dumb things about Justin Bieber.
Example, "OMFG!! If I see him, I'm going to kiss him everywhere!!!" Really? Are u that serious? Just because he's some major pop ster and a cutie, doesn't mean u have to say that crap. He would call a damn security guard if u came running like a maniac.

2. Having to hear People saying offensive things about celebs of others. Like, "Justin Bieber is such a gay person!" of "Taylor Lautner looks like a fag!!" That's so immature to say that. How would like to be called those names? Would u be happy?

I rest my case now :P

that justin bieber is amazing

1. "on your neck"

2. when my friend went around singing "I have amadna(me) im my pants-in spanish.

A time in my math class when a girl asked what American state Rome was in.

Fucking idiot.

Justin Bieber sing

Just go on Fanpop chat...

On csi a blonde womans husband dies and a man tries to comfort her..
Woman:i cant belive he's dead! (sob)
Officer: Yes i am very sorry he' dececed.
Woman: (sob) He's dececed to?!

At one point my icoon on here was Edgar from Men In Black, and anyway I made a commentaar on the Jacob Black spot saying how cute Jacob was and somebody thought my icoon was a picture of me and thought I was a middle aged gay guy, it would have been funny except for the state of putrification Edgar was in in the picture.