What's the funniest thing u ever heard?

I could think of hundreds of funny quotes off the top, boven of my head, but I'll just use one my biology teacher zei explaining the creation theory he couldn't teach us (we're going to have to learn about evolution), "It involves seven days and someone really big."

Not what I heard, but rather what I read.

This was a vraag geplaatst on the yahoo antwoorden forum:
"What do u think with rings in the nipples chest?"

I'm not trying to make fun of anyone, but this cracked me up.

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dont judge me... ;D

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars. u need a rocketship. Do u have a rocketship? I bet u do."

santa claus is real
hahahahahaha stupid