u never die a virgin cuz life alwayz fucks u in the end

life sucks and then u die. Yeah, I should feel so lucky...

“Most people think life sucks, and then u die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then u get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, u get a new dog, u get remarried, u owe ten million dollars in medical bills but u work hard for thirty five years and u pay it back and then one dag u have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, u have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but u go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one dag u step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG u get hit door a city bus and then u die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary

Life's a bitch.

"God is cruel. Sometimes he makes u live." - Stephen King


"Life can be a bitch. I just toon it that I'm a bigger one." - Me :)

People don't die virgins. They are just returned without use.

I actually got something similair to Sapherequeen. Mine is: "Life's a bitch, so am I."

And then I also have one that I really like(and is kinda cheesy): "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."