Best come back ?

If they say something, just calmly stare into their eyes, gives a short nod of the head, and go. "Okay."

Continue it after everything they say. IT PISSES THEM OFF LMFAO!

I am in the 6th garde, so I know tons of awesome yo momma jokes!

1) Yo momma's like a postage stamp, u Lick her, Stick her and send her away.

2) Yo momma's like a pistol, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow!

3) Yo momma's so stupid, she thought JarJar came with Pickles Pickles!

4) Yo momma's so slutty, she gave birth to your dad.

5) Yo momma's so ugly, Chewbacca said; "Damnnnn!"

6) Yo momma's so fat, she from both sides of the family!

7) Yo momma's so poor, she has a milkshake on layaway at McDonalds

8) Yo momma's so fat, when she travels, she has to take 2 trips




These are at the top, boven of my head... Right NOW anyways... enjoy and feel free to use the yo momma jokes if u want... LOLZ! Also, kom bij fantage.com

I am rubber u are glue. Whatever u say bounces off me and sticks on you.

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I know u are, but what am I?

i'll just say "IKR!!!?!?!? SO AS YO MAMA!!" then ill just dance to BOTDF~IDGAF

Yesh i know it's fucken lame.I Get It!

I'll just say the bst one I ever used, somebody was being annoying and called me a hater over something, I ended up constructing a rhyming comeback involving Christian Slater (not sure if u know who he is.)

A boy at my school called me gay one time, and my friend said, "She isn't gay, she likes guys." to which he responded, "Yeah, a man can love another man."

I know what u r but wut am I?

i usually say "it isnt healthy to talk about ur mom like that" xD

Go f*** yourself a**hole, now shut your f***ing mouth up and kiss my a** u son of a b***! **** and *** and ***!

8 months ago?
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