What is the randomest/best/funniest fortune cookie fortune you've ever seen?

I've gotten 'Always borrow from procrastinators;they never expect anything back'.
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boolander25 said:
My brother got "You and your husband will be very happy in the future" and my sister got "Happy Wednesday" on a Wednesday.
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(1st) XD (2nd) Freaky.... Thank you!
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LOL xD
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(1st) ROFL
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Me_Iz_Here said:
"Try on a new hat today," "Wear a big grin all dag long," (which I took literally and had a cheesy smile throughout lunch) and "Go to the mall for a cookie."
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I personally like the 2nd one, because I've done it before (the cheezy smile part). Thanks!
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the third one is weird.
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rantora13 said:
Forget last cookie, ts like who remembers the last cookie
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Sonicishot said:
One day, I opened one up andit said: "In the future, all your vrienden will zig when u zag." Wtf? o_O
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xD it's funny cuz it makes no sense!
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XD
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rapunzeleah123 said:
"There there will be a vraag about fortune koekjes, cookies on Fanpop volgende week."
Lol jk but I actually got this one:
"Look to the color yellow for luck volgende Tuesday."
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Mallory101 said:
I don't usually remember them, but I saw this one online:

Look around; happiness is trying to catch you.


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Nice!!
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nymph_tonks said:
it zei "help! im being held captive in a chinese bakery!" it really zei that.
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Hhm. Very interesting... did u do anything about the chinese bakery hostage?
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i had it to go.
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I don't exactly KNOW it... just have the slightest, smallest, most minuut clue ever.... it can't even really be considered a clue... ~backs away more~
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tdlovr1234 said:
"Enjoy today,you won`t be here tomorrow"
That was,what, 3 weeks ago?
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O_o is correct. o_O O_o
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Don`t care! :D
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justleeelee said:
its about time i got out of that cookie.
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pumpkinqueen said:
I got a lot a good ones my family and me have got.

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now." XD

"Forget it kid" WTF XD

"Beware of druif with wooden mallet" LOL XD

"You will eat here agian soon" What? XD

and one time I didn't even get a fortune XD
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