i think i lost my *twitch twitch* HAT! without it i feel so fu- fu- SO SAD! help me find it, there's a treasure as your reward!

this is something a kidnapper would say to get a kid in their car.

It's just an object, it has no real value let it go ._.

Keep better care of your hats of Luffy'll find you.

I'm not getting into your big blue van.. u are not fooling me.. I'm not going to your bed and Breakfast either, landlady. I'm not stupid Billy Weaver.. (I doubt any of your will understand the first reference, but some of u may understand the seconde one if u have read that story..)

Here u go.

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why was this my first thought

Oh buttersnap! u lost your dolfijn hat?!