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springely said:
What the bonk did u just bonking say about me, u little Scout? I'll have u know I graduated top, boven of my class in the TF2 Team, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 2Fort, and I have over 300 confirmed airshot kills on my strange Pistol. I am trained in rocket jumping and I'm the top, boven Sniper in the entire Payload Race Hightower Course. u are nothing to me but just another Gibus wearer. I will backstab u the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking micspamming. u think u can get away with planting sentries and stickybombs right infront of my base? Think again, Engie. As we trade, I am team chatting my secret network of spies across the Steam Forums, and your hats are being traced right now. So u better prepare for the storm, chucklenuts. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing u call your dispenser. You're fucking dead, lowballer. I can Ubercharge anywhere, anytime, and I can headshot u in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my AWPer Hands. Not only am I extensively trained in throwing Jarate, but I have access to the every one of Saxton Hale's loadouts in the entire Mann Co. Store. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off the face of the Steam site, u little scammer. If only u could have known what unholy retribution your little "lucky" flamethrower crits were about to bring down upon you, maybe u would have held your fucking trigger. But u couldn't, u didn't, and now you're paying double for those Unusuals, u goddamn Pyro. I will throw Sandviches all over you, and u will drown in it. You're fucking meatshotted, kid.
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