Weird Pickup Lines

Do u think I could borrow that dress sometime?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom zei I couldn't go door myself.

u are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed door u until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed u noticing me and I just wanted to give u notice that I noticed u too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with u every step of the way.

Know what would look good on you? Me.

u look much meer attractive in person than u do through my telescope.

Do u like heavy metal? Because I can teach u how to scream.

Girl, u gotta be tired coz u been runnin through my mind all day.

hallo can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.

You, me, sex, now.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own

If I follow u home, who u keep me?

Some I remember reading on an old thing in high school.

"I wish I could sew myself to you."

"How much money do u want for your old toothbrush?"

"I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I love you."

"You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way."

"My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known."

"I want to live in a nest of your hair."

u look like somebody I know. My volgende significant other.

I made sure to buy clothes in all the same colors as your clothes and I have been very closely observing your color-wearing habits so now we can look alike every single day

I want to swim in those blue eyes.

I would totally volunteer to be your overhemd, shirt all dag in order to feel your abs...

u look so good that I've compiled a whole foto album of u just sitting in front of me in class

And this is one I didn't just make up but I love it anyway: "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because u are the 1".

I got a foto album of every step u take.

Your nails (claws) sure are yellow. Can u love me til it hurts? (Yellow Claw song related pun)

I wanna taste your red lips to see if they lie. (Skrillex song related pun)

It's the first of the year, so I wanna be the first one u fuck this jaar (another Skrillex song related pun)

That's all I could think of there...