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BellaCullen96 said:
hahaha, i love ppp.
Harry: Oh my God, look what I found!
Ron: Is that a book?
Hermione: I know a thing of two about books, and that's a book!
Harry: It's not just any book guys.
Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
(Cut to Ron shown facing the corner)
Harry: Anyway, I just happened to find this book in Snape's bedroom in a locked romp, kofferbak under his bed. It's his diary!
Ron: Wow! Shall we read it?
Harry: I've got a better idea. Let's read it!
Snape: Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home, one devoured the other, then died of loneliness.
Ron: Mmmm, I like prunes!
Dumbledore: Did somebody say prunes?
Ron: I zei prunes! How did he know?
Dumbledore: What are u monkeys up to? Studying for class?
Harry: No, we're invading Professor Snape's privacy door reading his personal diary which we stal from his room!
Dumbledore: Ah, but u don't have any prunes, do you?
Harry: I'm afraid not.
Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in u Harry.
Snape: I lost a button on my mantel today. Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire falculty. Oh, cruel attention.
Button oh, button oh;
Where have thou fled;
Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread?
Did thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist?
How I wish I can follow thee into the mist. . . .
Snape: Today while in the bathtub ▬
Trio: Ewwww!
Snape: ▬ I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I was riding a Thestral through a thunderstorm. Every thunderclap dissolved into . . . their voices. Bother . . . bother . . . Suddenly, it became music. I was at the Yule Ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance. She asked me to die. Would that I could, Lily, would that I could. . . .
Harry: My mom was awesome!
Ron: I . . . am . . . S . . .
Hermione: Okay, Ron, that was a good try.
Snape: Eh, somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room. . . . Wait a minute, that book ▬ What are u doing!
Harry: Snape, Ron stal your diary!
Snape: WHAT!? u didn't read it, did you?
Harry: Oh, he read it all right. He read it ALL.
Snape: This is unacceptable!
Ron: I like the story about the button, Snape.
Snape: u ▬ u did?
Ron: It made me sad thinking about that little button, lost and alone. . . . I hope u find u find your button, Snape.
Snape: So do I, oranje one, so do I. . . .
Ron: I like buttons!
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