We all have awkward moments. What awkward moments have u had in your life?

Where the heck do I begin? I've had so many awkward moments, I can make a long list. Not only because I'm shy out of autism/Asperger's. Mainly because it's natural. Just like embarrassment. One awkward moment I had was when I was in 6th grade and the teacher was helping the person sitting volgende to me and her romp, kofferbak ended up in my face. I was hoping nobody saw that. And an awkward moment that happened twice when my own reflection in the mirror scared the daylights out of me. I almost gave myself a hart-, hart attack and I realized it was only me in the mirror. That's a face palm moment. And also just about all the time in school, I walk into class and everybody just turns and looks at me like I did something wrong. And hated it when that happens. And an awkward moment that happens every time. Me and my mom go and sit in a restaurant to eat. And the waiter/waitress ask me if I want a kids coloring menu for myself. Because I look so young and little for my age. It's awkward and also irritating. I be wanting to stempel, punch them in the face for that. And awkward facts about my family. My oldest nephew Jordan. When we were younger, he use to get on my nerves all the time every day. He was never like a nephew to me. He was like an annoying little brother to me. I couldn't stand his behavior back then. But now today, he's 18 and he grew up and he's so much intelligent than me. He likes to cook, he's in college, he's always dressed in a suit, I look at his life back then and his life now and I wonder "wait a minute! What the heck?!" It's like he's smarter than me. Well he's not autistic so that one reason why. One minute, he's an annoying brat who bugged me everyday and the volgende he's like a super intelligent young man whose meer intelligent than me. He doesn't even look like my nephew now. He looks like he could be my brother. That's not fair! I just hope my cousins don't laugh at me about that. And also another nephew of mine and my oldest niece. It's how big they are. They're so big, if