Nik's crazy belief system No.5

I do not like the idea of being buried because 1. I don't want my body to be put in a box underground and 2. I don't like the idea of funding to have my body buried underground, especially with the prices. I have gegeven my family and vrienden permission if they can't cremate my body to just dump it into the woods and give my body back to nature the natural way. of donate it to science. I'll be dead door then, I don't care what happens to my body.