what do u say when u think of wath the what's your word after that

wtf mate

...what the shiz-monkeys...

*is shot*

well it depends where i am
1=at home pagina it duh
2= at my g-mas is yes g-ma
3=at skool it watever
4=on teaxt it blah
5=in puplic it what are u looking at

Um... It's kind of weird, but I say
"What the fluzzles?"

What the....