1. I wish u were a door so I could slam u all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do u work for UPS? I thought I saw u checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy u a drink of do u just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted bed Thrasher: have u seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make u the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and u can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish u were a pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride u all dag long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how u look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings of the stairway to heaven?
14. u might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. u must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing u do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be u door morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. u know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do u believe in love at first sight of should I walk door again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone zei u were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if u think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but u can tickle me anytime u want to.
30. I know melk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have u been drinking?
31. If u were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't u like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home pagina without me.
34. Do u sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do u wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can u help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get u out of these wet clothes.
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2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do u work for UPS? I thought I saw u checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy u a drink of do u just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted bed Thrasher: have u seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make u the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and u can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish u were a pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride u all dag long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how u look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings of the stairway to heaven?
14. u might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. u must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing u do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be u door morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. u know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do u believe in love at first sight of should I walk door again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone zei u were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if u think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but u can tickle me anytime u want to.
30. I know melk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have u been drinking?
31. If u were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't u like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home pagina without me.
34. Do u sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do u wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can u help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get u out of these wet clothes.
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top, boven WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER
1)cry randomly
2) when the teacher calls on u say whocares
3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on u say how should i no
4)scream out nerd when u walk door somene
5)call smart ppl nerds
6)read magizenes when u are supposed to do work
7)read this lijst as your history meld and say this should be an a ppls
8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song
9) always say yea when u get an f in a test
10) say i llove u to your teaachers
11)the end is always the begining of your project
1)cry randomly
2) when the teacher calls on u say whocares
3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on u say how should i no
4)scream out nerd when u walk door somene
5)call smart ppl nerds
6)read magizenes when u are supposed to do work
7)read this lijst as your history meld and say this should be an a ppls
8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song
9) always say yea when u get an f in a test
10) say i llove u to your teaachers
11)the end is always the begining of your project
