Man: If I could see u naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw u naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen u someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this zitplaats, stoel empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if u sit down.
Man: Your place of mine?
Woman: Both. u go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do u do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: hallo baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do u like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would u stay there?
Man: Why aren't u married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't u married yet?
Woman:Why aren't u thin?
Man: Why aren't u married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Woman: If I saw u naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen u someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this zitplaats, stoel empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if u sit down.
Man: Your place of mine?
Woman: Both. u go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do u do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: hallo baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do u like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would u stay there?
Man: Why aren't u married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't u married yet?
Woman:Why aren't u thin?
Man: Why aren't u married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
u say your a body?
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine u say im dead?
whats without love u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot spleet, split in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much meer unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not spleet, split in two
because i could never live without u
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine u say im dead?
whats without love u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot spleet, split in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much meer unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not spleet, split in two
because i could never live without u
