Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing u naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't u have some laundry to do of something?
u are so cute when u get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuut - I get it. What time of the maand is it?
u sure u don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of teef flakes this morning!
Who are u kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.