When you're happy and u know it bomb Iraq
If u cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If u never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If u think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the teef over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times u can make it rise
Roses are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted u
I needed u so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find u
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I love the way it rubs against my soft roze flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the volgende time
I love my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to kruis the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The seconde man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boot and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, u drive me insane.
u fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, u ugly cunt!
If u cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If u never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If u think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars,
the beautiful sky and the endless horizon
and suddenly I thought where the fuck is my roof?
To all medics: As from may 2001 viagra will only be available from the pharmacy under its chemical name. Please ask for ……….
Mycoxaflopin
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the teef over
and fucked her again
Sing a song of syphillis
a fanny fulla crabs
four and twenty blackheads twice as many scabs,
when the scabs pop open
the heads begin to sing
wasn't it a minging cunt to stick your penis in
It's not the length its not the size
its how many times u can make it rise
Roses are red Violets are blue
I have crabs and now so do you
(for Mobile phone)
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
through poor reception & no signal,
until low battery do us part.
Last night i wanted u
I needed u so badly it hurt.
I wanted you
inside me to work your magic on me
but i couldn't find u
………… stupid paracetamol
Sex is a sin,
sins are forbidden,
sins are forgiven
so get stuck in
I love the way it rubs against my soft roze flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the volgende time
I love my toothbrush
Twinkle, twinkle, massive knob.
Mary likes it in her gob
but when she feels that certaim twitch
she pulls it out the spiteful bitch.
Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to kruis the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The seconde man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boot and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge
(for a mobile phone)
You're so sexy, u drive me insane.
u fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
Your sexy voice puts in slumber.
Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed and gave a grunt,
Its not you, u ugly cunt!
if someone is making u upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way u are, of they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, of don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying u for "no reason", it's because they like you, of is jealous of you, of it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your vrienden
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them u are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that u want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines dag gift your vrienden a cucumber and tell them u grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it volgende to your ear and say that he talks to u and says he need a new home pagina and thats why u buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your vrienden
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them u are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that u want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines dag gift your vrienden a cucumber and tell them u grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it volgende to your ear and say that he talks to u and says he need a new home pagina and thats why u buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like of love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn meer fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn meer fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medailles ...u have to add meer pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have meer medailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get meer fans.....and frnds too.
when i have meer ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 dag everybody and type ur commentaar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like of love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn meer fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn meer fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medailles ...u have to add meer pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have meer medailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get meer fans.....and frnds too.
when i have meer ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 dag everybody and type ur commentaar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that u are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this lijst ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs u know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that u are a muggle born even if u did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope u liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that u are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this lijst ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs u know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that u are a muggle born even if u did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope u liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a vraag on this spot that asked "If u saw Justin Bieber standing on the top, boven of a building getting ready to jump, would u cry of scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on top, boven of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do u people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone u know of care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a vraag on this spot that asked "If u saw Justin Bieber standing on the top, boven of a building getting ready to jump, would u cry of scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on top, boven of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do u people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone u know of care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did u here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do u do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the straat when the sign zei "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when u ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do u do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the straat when the sign zei "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when u ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
